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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter III

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Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"
S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.
The Boston Medical and Surgical Journal, Vol. XL. p.
237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.
A. A. HAYES, State Assayer."
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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 404 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"
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S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.
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The Boston Medical and Surgical Journal, Vol. XL. p.
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237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.
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A. A. HAYES, State Assayer."
/ə ə heɪz steɪt æˈseɪər/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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amassed verb US /əˈmæst/

past form of “amass” — collect or gather

From this reading “S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.”

Assayer noun US /æˈseɪər/

an analyst who assays (performs chemical tests on) metals

From this reading “A. A. HAYES, State Assayer."”

barks noun US /bɑːrks/

plural of “bark” — tough protective covering of the woody stems and roots of trees and other woody plants

From this reading “237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.”

sassafras noun US /ˈsæsəfræs/

yellowwood tree with brittle wood and aromatic leaves and bark; source of sassafras oil; widely distributed in eastern North America

From this reading “237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.”

senna noun US /ˈsenə/

any of various plants of the genus Senna having pinnately compound leaves and showy usually yellow flowers; many are used medicinally

From this reading “237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.”

Surgical adjective US /ˈsɜːrdʒɪkəl/

of or relating to or involving or used in surgery

From this reading “The Boston Medical and Surgical Journal, Vol. XL. p.”

Townsend's noun US /ˈtaʊnzəndz/

possessive form of “townsend” — United States social reformer who proposed an old-age pension sponsored by the federal government; his plan was a precursor to Social Security (1867-1960)

From this reading “237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.”

whiff noun US /wɪf/

a short light gust of air

From this reading “Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

well known adverb + adjective

In this reading “S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.”

black bottles adjective + noun counted as “black bottle”

In this reading “S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.”

put up verb + adjective

place so as to be noticed

In this reading “S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.”

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237

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"

AlbanynounUS /ˈɔːlbəni/

state capital of New York; located in eastern New York State on the west bank of the Hudson river

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"

amassedverbUS /əˈmæst/

past form of “amass” — collect or gather

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The Boston Medical and Surgical Journal, Vol. XL. p.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

AssayernounUS /æˈseɪər/

an analyst who assays (performs chemical tests on) metals

From this reading A. A. HAYES, State Assayer."

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"

barknounUS /bɑːrk/

tough protective covering of the woody stems and roots of trees and other woody plants

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

barksnounUS /bɑːrks/

plural of “bark” — tough protective covering of the woody stems and roots of trees and other woody plants

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

bodynounUS /ˈbɑːdi/

the entire physical structure of an organism (an animal, plant, or human being)

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

BostonnounUS /ˈbɑːstən/

state capital and largest city of Massachusetts; a major center for banking and financial services

From this reading The Boston Medical and Surgical Journal, Vol. XL. p.

bottlesnounUS /ˈbɑːtəlz/

plural of “bottle” — a glass or plastic vessel used for storing drinks or other liquids; typically cylindrical without handles and with a narrow neck that can be plugged or capped

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

colornounUS /ˈkʌlər/

a visual attribute of things that results from the light they emit or transmit or reflect

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

composedadjectiveUS /kəmˈpoʊzd/

serenely self-possessed and free from agitation especially in times of stress

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

essencenounUS /ˈesəns/

the choicest or most essential or most vital part of some idea or experience

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

extractverbUS /ˈekstrækt/

remove, usually with some force or effort; also used in an abstract sense

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

fortunenounUS /ˈfɔːrtʃən/

an unknown and unpredictable phenomenon that causes an event to result one way rather than another

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

HAYESnounUS /heɪz/

acclaimed actress of stage and screen (1900-1993)

From this reading A. A. HAYES, State Assayer."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"

hugeadjectiveUS /hjuːdʒ/

unusually great in size or amount or degree or especially extent or scope

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

humbugnounUS /ˈhʌmbʌɡ/

pretentious or silly talk or writing

From this reading Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"

JournalnounUS /ˈdʒɜːrnəl/

a daily written record of (usually personal) experiences and observations

From this reading The Boston Medical and Surgical Journal, Vol. XL. p.

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

MedicaladjectiveUS /ˈmedəkəl/

relating to the study or practice of medicine

From this reading The Boston Medical and Surgical Journal, Vol. XL. p.

molassesnounUS /məˈlæsəz/

thick dark syrup produced by boiling down juice from sugar cane; especially during sugar refining

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

NnounUS /en/

a common nonmetallic element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless inert diatomic gas; constitutes 78 percent of the atmosphere by volume; a constituent of all living tissues

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

nearlyadverbUS /ˈnɪrli/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

neglectedadjectiveUS /nəˈɡlektəd/

disregarded

From this reading Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

PnounUS /piː/

a multivalent nonmetallic element of the nitrogen family that occurs commonly in inorganic phosphate rocks and as organic phosphates in all living cells; is highly reactive and occurs in several allotropic forms

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

pipenounUS /paɪp/

a tube with a small bowl at one end; used for smoking tobacco

From this reading Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"

probablyadverbUS /ˈprɑːbəbliː/

with considerable certainty; without much doubt

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

profitsnounUS /ˈprɑːfɪts/

the excess of revenues over outlays in a given period of time (including depreciation and other non-cash expenses)

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

readernounUS /ˈriːdər/

a person who enjoys reading

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

resumedverbUS /rɪˈzuːmd/

past form of “resume” — take up or begin anew

From this reading Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"

rootsnounUS /ruːts/

the condition of belonging to a particular place or group by virtue of social or ethnic or cultural lineage

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

SnounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

sarsaparillanoun

any of various prickly climbing plants of the tropical American genus Smilax having aromatic roots and heart-shaped leaves

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

sassafrasnounUS /ˈsæsəfræs/

yellowwood tree with brittle wood and aromatic leaves and bark; source of sassafras oil; widely distributed in eastern North America

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

Saxferilla

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

sennanounUS /ˈsenə/

any of various plants of the genus Senna having pinnately compound leaves and showy usually yellow flowers; many are used medicinally

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

squareverbUS /skwer/

make square

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

StatenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading A. A. HAYES, State Assayer."

StoppingnounUS /ˈstɑːpɪŋ/

fastener consisting of a narrow strip of welded metal used to join steel members

From this reading Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"

SurgicaladjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrdʒɪkəl/

of or relating to or involving or used in surgery

From this reading The Boston Medical and Surgical Journal, Vol. XL. p.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"

TownsendnounUS /ˈtaʊnzənd/

United States social reformer who proposed an old-age pension sponsored by the federal government; his plan was a precursor to Social Security (1867-1960)

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

Townsend'snounUS /ˈtaʊnzəndz/

possessive form of “townsend” — United States social reformer who proposed an old-age pension sponsored by the federal government; his plan was a precursor to Social Security (1867-1960)

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

Vol

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Boston Medical and Surgical Journal, Vol. XL. p.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading S. P. Townsend, as is well known, amassed a fortune, at one time, on the profits of the "sarsaparilla," put up, as the reader may remember, in huge, square, black bottles.

whiffnounUS /wɪf/

a short light gust of air

From this reading Stopping to take a whiff at his neglected pipe, he resumed:-- "Saxferilla is all a humbug!"

XLnoun

the cardinal number that is the product of ten and four

From this reading The Boston Medical and Surgical Journal, Vol. XL. p.

YnounUS /waɪ/

a silvery metallic element that is common in rare-earth minerals; used in magnesium and aluminum alloys

From this reading 237, says, "Townsend's Sarsaparilla, Albany, N. Y., in nearly black bottles," is "composed of molasses, extract of roots _or_ barks (sassafras bark is better than essence, because of body and color), and _probably_ senna and sarsaparilla.

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How do I study chapter 3 of The Funny Side of Physic?

Work through the 81 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 81 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 3 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 3 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading The Funny Side of Physic

Common questions about reading The Funny Side of Physic by Addison Darre Crabtre on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of The Funny Side of Physic?

Yes. All 9892 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #41595 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The Funny Side of Physic is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #41595, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Funny Side of Physic take to read?

About 600 minutes of reading across 1979 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read The Funny Side of Physic section by section

How to work through The Funny Side of Physic section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 25 chapters of The Funny Side of Physic to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in The Funny Side of Physic

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Funny Side of Physic, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Mysteries
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Funny Side of Physic; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Medicine
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Funny Side of Physic; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Presenting
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Funny Side of Physic; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Humorous
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Funny Side of Physic; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.