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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter VI

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"But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"
The doctor replied that it was a new remedy, but very efficacious.
"You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."
"And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.
"No, no; ahem!
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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 377 sentences across 76 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"
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The doctor replied that it was a new remedy, but very efficacious.
/ðə ˈdɑːktər rɪˈplaɪd ðæt ɪt wɑːz ə nuː ˈremədi bʌt ˈveri ˌefəˈkeɪʃəs/
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"You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."
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"And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.
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"No, no; ahem!

Learner Dictionary

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efficacious adjective US /ˌefəˈkeɪʃəs/

marked by qualities giving the power to produce an intended effect

From this reading “The doctor replied that it was a new remedy, but very efficacious.”

haw noun US /hɔː/

a spring-flowering shrub or small tree of the genus Crataegus

From this reading “"You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."”

hem noun US /hem/

the edge of a piece of cloth; especially the finished edge that has been doubled under and stitched down

From this reading “"You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."”

prescription noun US /prəˈskrɪpʃən/

directions prescribed beforehand; the action of prescribing authoritative rules or directions

From this reading “"But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"”

relieves verb US /riˈliːvz/

third-person singular of “relieve” — provide physical relief, as from pain

From this reading “"You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."”

remedy noun US /ˈremədi/

act of correcting an error or a fault or an evil

From this reading “The doctor replied that it was a new remedy, but very efficacious.”

retires verb US /rɪˈtaɪrz/

third-person singular of “retire” — go into retirement; stop performing one's work or withdraw from one's position

From this reading “"You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."”

timidly adverb US /ˈtɪmədli/

in a shy or timid or bashful manner

From this reading “"But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The doctor replied that it was a new remedy, but very efficacious.

addedverbUS /ˈædəd/

past form of “add” — make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

ahemnoun

the utterance of a sound similar to clearing the throat; intended to get attention, express hesitancy, fill a pause, hide embarrassment, warn a friend, etc.

From this reading "No, no; ahem!

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.

blushverbUS /blʌʃ/

turn red, as if in embarrassment or shame

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"

dealverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading "And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.

dieverbUS /daɪ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading "And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.

disgustverbUS /dɪsˈɡʌst/

fill with distaste

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

doctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading The doctor replied that it was a new remedy, but very efficacious.

Dr

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From this reading "But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"

efficaciousadjectiveUS /ˌefəˈkeɪʃəs/

marked by qualities giving the power to produce an intended effect

From this reading The doctor replied that it was a new remedy, but very efficacious.

fevernounUS /ˈfiːvər/

a rise in the temperature of the body; frequently a symptom of infection

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

followverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊ/

to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading "And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading "And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.

hawnounUS /hɔː/

a spring-flowering shrub or small tree of the genus Crataegus

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

hemnounUS /hem/

the edge of a piece of cloth; especially the finished edge that has been doubled under and stitched down

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

inquiredverbUS /ˌɪnˈkwaɪərd/

past form of “inquire” — address a question to and expect an answer from

From this reading "But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The doctor replied that it was a new remedy, but very efficacious.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading "And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading The doctor replied that it was a new remedy, but very efficacious.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "No, no; ahem!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.

out-herodverb

surpass someone in cruelty or evil

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

patientnounUS /ˈpeɪʃənt/

a person who requires medical care

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

powdernounUS /ˈpaʊdər/

a solid substance in the form of tiny loose particles; a solid that has been pulverized

From this reading "And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.

prescriptionnounUS /prəˈskrɪpʃən/

directions prescribed beforehand; the action of prescribing authoritative rules or directions

From this reading "But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"

proceedingnounUS /prəˈsiːdɪŋ/

(law) the institution of a sequence of steps by which legal judgments are invoked

From this reading "And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

relievesverbUS /riˈliːvz/

third-person singular of “relieve” — provide physical relief, as from pain

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

remedynounUS /ˈremədi/

act of correcting an error or a fault or an evil

From this reading The doctor replied that it was a new remedy, but very efficacious.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading The doctor replied that it was a new remedy, but very efficacious.

retiresverbUS /rɪˈtaɪrz/

third-person singular of “retire” — go into retirement; stop performing one's work or withdraw from one's position

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

SnounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading "But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

shamenounUS /ʃeɪm/

a painful emotion resulting from an awareness of inadequacy or guilt

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

skinnounUS /skɪn/

a natural protective body covering and site of the sense of touch

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

strangeadjectiveUS /streɪndʒ/

being definitely out of the ordinary and unexpected; slightly odd or even a bit weird

From this reading "And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The doctor replied that it was a new remedy, but very efficacious.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"

timidlyadverbUS /ˈtɪmədli/

in a shy or timid or bashful manner

From this reading "But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

unusualadjectiveUS /əˈnjuːʒuːəl/

not usual or common or ordinary

From this reading "But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading The doctor replied that it was a new remedy, but very efficacious.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The doctor replied that it was a new remedy, but very efficacious.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading "And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading "But," inquired the wife, timidly, "is not this an unusual prescription, Dr. S.?"

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

won't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And won't he die, if we follow this strange prescription?" asked a friend, while the doctor was proceeding to deal out a large powder.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "You see," he added, with many a hem and haw, "it will out-herod the blush of the skin, put to shame the fever, which retires in disgust, and so relieves the patient."

Chapter 6 of The Funny Side of Physic by Addison Darre Crabtre holds 377 sentences, grouped into 76 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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