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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 364 sentences across 73 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Chapter 7 of The Funny Side of Physic by Addison Darre Crabtre holds 364 sentences, grouped into 73 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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"Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.
I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."
This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.
"Your kind friend and benefactress has saved your life-ah, by conducting you to me before too late-ah."
He stopped to watch the effect of this bid for a high fee before proceeding.
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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 364 sentences across 73 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/73 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.
Line 2
I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."
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This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.
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"Your kind friend and benefactress has saved your life-ah, by conducting you to me before too late-ah."
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He stopped to watch the effect of this bid for a high fee before proceeding.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Been auxiliary verb US /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading “I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."”

Before preposition US /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading “This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.”

Has auxiliary verb US /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “"Your kind friend and benefactress has saved your life-ah, by conducting you to me before too late-ah."”

Have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."”

Those determiner US /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading “I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.

all

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From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

amiable

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From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.

benefactress

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From this reading "Your kind friend and benefactress has saved your life-ah, by conducting you to me before too late-ah."

bid

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From this reading He stopped to watch the effect of this bid for a high fee before proceeding.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.

case-ah

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From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

conducting

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From this reading "Your kind friend and benefactress has saved your life-ah, by conducting you to me before too late-ah."

confidence

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From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

conspicuously

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From this reading This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.

counted

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From this reading This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.

diagnosis-ah

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From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

doctor

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

doubt

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From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

effect

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From this reading He stopped to watch the effect of this bid for a high fee before proceeding.

failed

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From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

fee

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From this reading He stopped to watch the effect of this bid for a high fee before proceeding.

first

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From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading He stopped to watch the effect of this bid for a high fee before proceeding.

friend

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From this reading "Your kind friend and benefactress has saved your life-ah, by conducting you to me before too late-ah."

friend's

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From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

gold

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From this reading This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Your kind friend and benefactress has saved your life-ah, by conducting you to me before too late-ah."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.

held

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From this reading This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

high

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He stopped to watch the effect of this bid for a high fee before proceeding.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

importance

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From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

impressively

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From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

inspire

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From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

introduced

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From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

kind

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Your kind friend and benefactress has saved your life-ah, by conducting you to me before too late-ah."

large

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.

late-ah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Your kind friend and benefactress has saved your life-ah, by conducting you to me before too late-ah."

lavish

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From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

life-ah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Your kind friend and benefactress has saved your life-ah, by conducting you to me before too late-ah."

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

men

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From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

Notwithstanding

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

own

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From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

physicians

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From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

praise

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

prelude

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From this reading This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.

proceeding

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From this reading He stopped to watch the effect of this bid for a high fee before proceeding.

pulse

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From this reading This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.

said

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From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

saved

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Your kind friend and benefactress has saved your life-ah, by conducting you to me before too late-ah."

sight

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From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

stopped

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From this reading He stopped to watch the effect of this bid for a high fee before proceeding.

swelled

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.

ThosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

too

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Your kind friend and benefactress has saved your life-ah, by conducting you to me before too late-ah."

treated

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From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

up

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From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

watch

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From this reading This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading This was his prelude, as he counted my pulse by a large gold watch, which he held conspicuously before me.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Notwithstanding my friend's lavish praise of her doctor, the first sight of him failed to inspire me with confidence.

wrong

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From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Your kind friend and benefactress has saved your life-ah, by conducting you to me before too late-ah."

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I was introduced, and the doctor swelled up with his own importance, and said, impressively,-- "Those physicians--amiable men, no doubt--who have treated your case-ah have been all wrong in their diagnosis-ah."