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"O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.
"Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.
A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!
No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.
A search revealed nothing.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter X

Chapter 10 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 409 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.
/oʊ wʌt ə ˈprɪti kæt ɪkˈskleɪmd ə tʃaɪld ʌv ðə nuː ˈɑːkjəpənt ʌv ðə ˈhɔːntɪd haʊs ɑːn dɪˈskʌvərɪŋ ðə dəˈmestɪk ˈænəməl wɪtʃ ðə leɪt pəˈzesər hæd left/
Line 2
"Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.
Line 3
A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!
/ə fjuː naɪts ˈæftər ðer ˈsetəlmənt ðə nuː ˈfæməli wɜːr ˈstɑːrtəld baɪ ˈhiːrɪŋ ðə piˈænoʊ saʊnd/
Line 4
No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.
/noʊ pərˈtɪkjələr tuːn bʌt ɪt wɑːz ˈʃʊrli ðə piˈænoʊ noʊts ðæt hæd bɪn dɪˈstɪŋktli ənd rɪˈpiːtɪdli hɜːrd/
Line 5
A search revealed nothing.
/ə sɜːrtʃ rɪˈviːld ˈnʌθɪŋ/

Learner Dictionary

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discovering verb US /dɪˈskʌvərɪŋ/

-ing form of “discover” — discover or determine the existence, presence, or fact of

From this reading “"O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.”

haunted adjective US /ˈhɔːntɪd/

having or showing excessive or compulsive concern with something

From this reading “"O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.”

occupant noun US /ˈɑːkjəpənt/

someone who lives at a particular place for a prolonged period or who was born there

From this reading “"O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.”

piano noun US /piˈænoʊ/

a keyboard instrument that is played by depressing keys that cause hammers to strike tuned strings and produce sounds

From this reading “A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!”

possessor noun US /pəˈzesər/

a person who owns something

From this reading “"O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.”

repeatedly adverb US /rɪˈpiːtɪdli/

several time

From this reading “No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.”

settlement noun US /ˈsetəlmənt/

a body of people who settle far from home but maintain ties with their homeland; inhabitants remain nationals of their home state but are not literally under the home state's system of government

From this reading “A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!”

tune noun US /tuːn/

a succession of notes forming a distinctive sequence

From this reading “No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.”

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domestic animal adjective + noun

any of various animals that have been tamed and made fit for a human environment

In this reading “"O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.”

haunted house adjective + noun

In this reading “"O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.”

few nights adjective + noun

In this reading “A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!”

by hearing preposition + noun

In this reading “A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

animalnounUS /ˈænəməl/

a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!

catnounUS /kæt/

feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to roar: domestic cats; wildcats

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

discoveringverbUS /dɪˈskʌvərɪŋ/

-ing form of “discover” — discover or determine the existence, presence, or fact of

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

distinctlyadverbUS /dɪˈstɪŋktli/

clear to the mind; with distinct mental discernment

From this reading No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.

domesticadjectiveUS /dəˈmestɪk/

of concern to or concerning the internal affairs of a nation

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

exclaimedverbUS /ɪkˈskleɪmd/

past form of “exclaim” — utter aloud; often with surprise, horror, or joy

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

hauntedadjectiveUS /ˈhɔːntɪd/

having or showing excessive or compulsive concern with something

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.

hearingnounUS /ˈhiːrɪŋ/

(law) a proceeding (usually by a court) where evidence is taken for the purpose of determining an issue of fact and reaching a decision based on that evidence

From this reading A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.

knowingadjectiveUS /ˈnoʊɪŋ/

evidencing the possession of inside information

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

lateadjectiveUS /leɪt/

being or occurring at an advanced period of time or after a usual or expected time

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

looksnounUS /lʊks/

plural of “look” — the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

nightsnounUS /naɪts/

Periods of darkness between sunset and sunrise.

From this reading A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

notesnounUS /noʊts/

plural of “note” — a brief written record

From this reading No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading A search revealed nothing.

OnounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

occupantnounUS /ˈɑːkjəpənt/

someone who lives at a particular place for a prolonged period or who was born there

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

particularadjectiveUS /pərˈtɪkjələr/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.

pianonounUS /piˈænoʊ/

a keyboard instrument that is played by depressing keys that cause hammers to strike tuned strings and produce sounds

From this reading A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!

playfellownoun

a companion at play

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

possessornounUS /pəˈzesər/

a person who owns something

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

repeatedlyadverbUS /rɪˈpiːtɪdli/

several time

From this reading No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

revealedverbUS /rɪˈviːld/

past form of “reveal” — make visible

From this reading A search revealed nothing.

searchverbUS /sɜːrtʃ/

try to locate or discover, or try to establish the existence of

From this reading A search revealed nothing.

settlementnounUS /ˈsetəlmənt/

a body of people who settle far from home but maintain ties with their homeland; inhabitants remain nationals of their home state but are not literally under the home state's system of government

From this reading A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

soundnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!

startledadjectiveUS /ˈstɑːrtəld/

excited by sudden surprise or alarm and making a quick involuntary movement

From this reading A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!

stayverbUS /steɪ/

stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

surelyadverbUS /ˈʃʊrli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!

tunenounUS /tuːn/

a succession of notes forming a distinctive sequence

From this reading No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading No particular tune, but it was surely the piano notes that had been distinctly and repeatedly heard.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading A few nights after their settlement, the new family were startled by hearing the piano sound!

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading "O, what a pretty cat!" exclaimed a child of the new occupant of the haunted house, on discovering the domestic animal which the late possessor had left.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

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From this reading "Yes; and she looks so very domestic and knowing, she may stay, if no one comes for her, and you'll have her for a playfellow," replied the mother.

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