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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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The religious kiss (kissing the cross).
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The academical kiss (on joining a solemn brotherhood).
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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9.
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The religious kiss (kissing the cross).
/ðə rɪˈlɪdʒəs kɪs ˈkɪsɪŋ ðə krɔːs/
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The academical kiss (on joining a solemn brotherhood).
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11.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

brotherhood noun US /ˈbrʌðərhʊd/

the kinship relation between a male offspring and the siblings

From this reading “The academical kiss (on joining a solemn brotherhood).”

cross verb US /krɔːs/

travel across or pass over

From this reading “The religious kiss (kissing the cross).”

joining noun US /ˈdʒɔɪnɪŋ/

the act of bringing two things into contact (especially for communication)

From this reading “The academical kiss (on joining a solemn brotherhood).”

kiss noun US /kɪs/

the act of caressing with the lips (or an instance thereof)

From this reading “The religious kiss (kissing the cross).”

kissing noun US /ˈkɪsɪŋ/

affectionate play (or foreplay without contact with the genital organs)

From this reading “The religious kiss (kissing the cross).”

religious adjective US /rɪˈlɪdʒəs/

concerned with sacred matters or religion or the church

From this reading “The religious kiss (kissing the cross).”

solemn adjective US /ˈsɑːləm/

dignified and somber in manner or character and committed to keeping promises

From this reading “The academical kiss (on joining a solemn brotherhood).”

All words in this reading · 14

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10

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 10.

11

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From this reading 11.

9

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From this reading 9.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The academical kiss (on joining a solemn brotherhood).

academical

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The academical kiss (on joining a solemn brotherhood).

brotherhoodnounUS /ˈbrʌðərhʊd/

the kinship relation between a male offspring and the siblings

From this reading The academical kiss (on joining a solemn brotherhood).

crossverbUS /krɔːs/

travel across or pass over

From this reading The religious kiss (kissing the cross).

joiningnounUS /ˈdʒɔɪnɪŋ/

the act of bringing two things into contact (especially for communication)

From this reading The academical kiss (on joining a solemn brotherhood).

kissnounUS /kɪs/

the act of caressing with the lips (or an instance thereof)

From this reading The religious kiss (kissing the cross).

kissingnounUS /ˈkɪsɪŋ/

affectionate play (or foreplay without contact with the genital organs)

From this reading The religious kiss (kissing the cross).

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The academical kiss (on joining a solemn brotherhood).

religiousadjectiveUS /rɪˈlɪdʒəs/

concerned with sacred matters or religion or the church

From this reading The religious kiss (kissing the cross).

solemnadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːləm/

dignified and somber in manner or character and committed to keeping promises

From this reading The academical kiss (on joining a solemn brotherhood).

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The religious kiss (kissing the cross).

Chapter 11 of The Funny Side of Physic by Addison Darre Crabtre holds 402 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 11 of The Funny Side of Physic contain?

Chapter 11 holds 402 sentences of The Funny Side of Physic, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 11 of The Funny Side of Physic by Addison Darre Crabtre exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 402 sentences, grouped into 81 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 11 of The Funny Side of Physic?

Work through the 81 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 11 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Is this the complete text of The Funny Side of Physic?

Yes. All 9892 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #41595 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #41595, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 600 minutes of reading across 1979 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The Funny Side of Physic

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Funny Side of Physic, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Mysteries
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Medicine
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Presenting
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Humorous
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