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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 394 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I sought the daughter's chamber.
How still was everything!
The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.
I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.
An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!
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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 394 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
I sought the daughter's chamber.
/aɪ sɔːt ðə ˈdɔːtərz ˈtʃeɪmbər/
Line 2
How still was everything!
Line 3
The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.
Line 4
I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.
/aɪ lʊkt æt ðə bed ðə swiːt ɡɜːrl leɪ wɪð boʊθ hændz krɔːst əˈpɑːn hɜːr ˈbʊzəm æz ðoʊ ɪn prer/
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An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

candle noun US /ˈkændəl/

stick of wax with a wick in the middle

From this reading “The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.”

daughter's noun US /ˈdɔːtərz/

possessive form of “daughter” — a female human offspring

From this reading “I sought the daughter's chamber.”

dimly adverb US /ˈdɪmli/

in a dim indistinct manner

From this reading “The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.”

flicker verb US /ˈflɪkər/

move back and forth very rapidly

From this reading “The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.”

grasp verb US /ɡræsp/

hold firmly

From this reading “An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!”

neglected adjective US /nəˈɡlektəd/

disregarded

From this reading “An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!”

parted adjective US /ˈpɑːrtɪd/

having a margin incised almost to the base so as to create distinct divisions or lobes

From this reading “The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.”

thickened adjective US /ˈθɪkənd/

made or having become thick

From this reading “The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

looked at verb + particle counted as “look at”

take into consideration for exemplifying purposes

In this reading “I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.”

never touched adverb + adjective

In this reading “An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!”

dropped from verb + particle counted as “drop from”

In this reading “An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!”

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AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.

bednounUS /bed/

a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.

bosomnounUS /ˈbʊzəm/

the chest considered as the place where secret thoughts are kept

From this reading I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.

bothdeterminerUS /boʊθ/

the two together, not just one

From this reading I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.

burnedadjectiveUS /bɜːrnd/

treated by heating to a high temperature but below the melting or fusing point

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

candlenounUS /ˈkændəl/

stick of wax with a wick in the middle

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

chambernounUS /ˈtʃeɪmbər/

a natural or artificial enclosed space

From this reading I sought the daughter's chamber.

crossedadjectiveUS /krɔːst/

placed crosswise

From this reading I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.

daughter'snounUS /ˈdɔːtərz/

possessive form of “daughter” — a female human offspring

From this reading I sought the daughter's chamber.

dimlyadverbUS /ˈdɪmli/

in a dim indistinct manner

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

droppedverbUS /drɑːpt/

inflected form of “drop” — let fall to the ground

From this reading An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading How still was everything!

flamenounUS /fleɪm/

A hot glowing body of ignited gas produced by fire.

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

flickerverbUS /ˈflɪkər/

move back and forth very rapidly

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.

graspverbUS /ɡræsp/

hold firmly

From this reading An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading How still was everything!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I sought the daughter's chamber.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

layverbUS /leɪ/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.

life-hand

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!

neglectedadjectiveUS /nəˈɡlektəd/

disregarded

From this reading An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

orange-blossom

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!

partedadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːrtɪd/

having a margin incised almost to the base so as to create distinct divisions or lobes

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

prayernounUS /prer/

the act of communicating with a deity (especially as a petition or in adoration or contrition or thanksgiving)

From this reading I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!

soughtadjectiveUS /sɔːt/

that is looked for

From this reading I sought the daughter's chamber.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading How still was everything!

sweetadjectiveUS /swiːt/

having or denoting the characteristic taste of sugar

From this reading I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I sought the daughter's chamber.

thickenedadjectiveUS /ˈθɪkənd/

made or having become thick

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

touchedadjectiveUS /tʌtʃt/

having come into contact

From this reading An orange-blossom had dropped from her grasp, and lay neglected by her side; her life-hand never touched it more!

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading I looked at the bed; the sweet girl lay with both hands crossed upon her bosom, as though in prayer.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading How still was everything!

wick-char

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The very candle, with its long flame, parted by the thickened wick-char, seemed not to flicker, as it burned dimly on.

Chapter 12 of The Funny Side of Physic by Addison Darre Crabtre holds 394 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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