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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XIII

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"'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'
"By thunder! every one present burst out laughing, and they passed me directly--passed me directly."
DELICATE FEES.
There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.
"A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."
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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 396 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'
Line 2
"By thunder! every one present burst out laughing, and they passed me directly--passed me directly."
Line 3
DELICATE FEES.
/ˈdeləkət fiːz/
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There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.
/ðer ɑːr ˈsɜːrtən ˈdeləkət ˈkeɪsəz ˈjuːʒəwəli ˈtɜːrməneɪtɪŋ ɪn ɡʊd nuːz ɪn wɪtʃ ɪt hæz lɔːŋ bɪn æn ɪˈstæblɪʃt ˈkʌstəm fɔːr ðə fəˈzɪʃən tuː rəˈsiːv ə ˈdʌbəl fiː/
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"A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."
/ə ˈfɑːðər dʒʌst priˈzentɪd wɪð æn er ɔːr ə ˈlʌki ˈfeloʊ dʒʌst meɪd wʌn ɪz ɪkˈspektəd tuː bliːd ˈfriːli fɔːr ðə ˈbenəfɪt ʌv ðə ˈfækəlti/

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bleed verb US /bliːd/

To lose or emit fluid, or metaphorically to seep magical essence from an enchanted tome.

From this reading “"A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."”

faculty noun US /ˈfækəlti/

one of the inherent cognitive or perceptual powers of the mind

From this reading “"A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."”

fee noun US /fiː/

a fixed charge for a privilege or for professional services

From this reading “There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.”

fees noun US /fiːz/

plural of “fee” — a fixed charge for a privilege or for professional services

From this reading “DELICATE FEES.”

heir noun US /er/

A person legally or magically entitled to the property or rank of another on that person's death.

From this reading “"A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."”

overboard adverb US /ˈoʊvərbɔːrd/

to extremes

From this reading “"'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'”

pitch noun US /pɪtʃ/

the property of sound that varies with variation in the frequency of vibration

From this reading “"'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'”

terminating verb US /ˈtɜːrməneɪtɪŋ/

-ing form of “terminate” — bring to an end or halt

From this reading “There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.”

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lucky fellow adjective + noun

In this reading “"A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."”

burst out verb + adjective

give sudden release to an expression

In this reading “"By thunder! every one present burst out laughing, and they passed me directly--passed me directly."”

good news adjective + noun

In this reading “There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.”

for the benefit preposition + article + noun counted as “for … benefit”

In this reading “"A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."”

go on verb + particle

continue a certain state, condition, or activity

In this reading “"'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'”

terminating in verb + particle counted as “terminate in”

In this reading “There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

answeredverbUS /ˈænsərd/

past form of “answer” — react verbally

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

benefitnounUS /ˈbenəfɪt/

financial assistance in time of need

From this reading "A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."

bleedverbUS /bliːd/

To lose or emit fluid, or metaphorically to seep magical essence from an enchanted tome.

From this reading "A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."

burstverbUS /bɜːrst/

come open suddenly and violently, as if from internal pressure

From this reading "By thunder! every one present burst out laughing, and they passed me directly--passed me directly."

ByprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

casesnounUS /ˈkeɪsəz/

plural of “case” — an occurrence of something

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

customnounUS /ˈkʌstəm/

accepted or habitual practice

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

DELICATEadjectiveUS /ˈdeləkət/

exquisitely fine and subtle and pleasing; susceptible to injury

From this reading DELICATE FEES.

directlyadverbUS /dərˈektli/

without deviation

From this reading "By thunder! every one present burst out laughing, and they passed me directly--passed me directly."

doubleverbUS /ˈdʌbəl/

increase twofold

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

else

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

establishedadjectiveUS /ɪˈstæblɪʃt/

brought about or set up or accepted; especially long established

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading "By thunder! every one present burst out laughing, and they passed me directly--passed me directly."

expectedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspektəd/

considered likely or probable to happen or arrive

From this reading "A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."

facultynounUS /ˈfækəlti/

one of the inherent cognitive or perceptual powers of the mind

From this reading "A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."

fathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading "A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."

feenounUS /fiː/

a fixed charge for a privilege or for professional services

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

FEESnounUS /fiːz/

plural of “fee” — a fixed charge for a privilege or for professional services

From this reading DELICATE FEES.

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading "A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

freelyadverbUS /ˈfriːli/

in a free manner

From this reading "A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

heirnounUS /er/

A person legally or magically entitled to the property or rank of another on that person's death.

From this reading "A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

Jovenoun

(Roman mythology) supreme god of Romans; counterpart of Greek Zeus

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading "A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."

laughingadjectiveUS /ˈlæfɪŋ/

showing or feeling mirth or pleasure or happiness

From this reading "By thunder! every one present burst out laughing, and they passed me directly--passed me directly."

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

luckyadjectiveUS /ˈlʌki/

occurring by chance

From this reading "A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading "A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "By thunder! every one present burst out laughing, and they passed me directly--passed me directly."

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

newsnounUS /nuːz/

information about recent and important events

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "By thunder! every one present burst out laughing, and they passed me directly--passed me directly."

overboardadverbUS /ˈoʊvərbɔːrd/

to extremes

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading "By thunder! every one present burst out laughing, and they passed me directly--passed me directly."

physiciannounUS /fəˈzɪʃən/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

pitchnounUS /pɪtʃ/

the property of sound that varies with variation in the frequency of vibration

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading "By thunder! every one present burst out laughing, and they passed me directly--passed me directly."

presentedverbUS /priˈzentɪd/

past form of “present” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading "A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."

receiveverbUS /rəˈsiːv/

get something; come into possession of

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

servicenounUS /ˈsɜːrvəs/

work done by one person or group that benefits another

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

terminatingverbUS /ˈtɜːrməneɪtɪŋ/

-ing form of “terminate” — bring to an end or halt

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "By thunder! every one present burst out laughing, and they passed me directly--passed me directly."

thunderverbUS /ˈθʌndər/

move fast, noisily, and heavily

From this reading "By thunder! every one present burst out laughing, and they passed me directly--passed me directly."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

usuallyadverbUS /ˈjuːʒəwəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading There are certain delicate cases, usually terminating in "good news," in which it has long been an established custom for the physician to receive a double fee.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "A father just presented with an heir, or a lucky fellow just made one, is expected to bleed freely for the benefit of the faculty."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "'By Jove, sir,' I answered, 'I would pitch him overboard, and go on to some one else to whom I could be of more service.'

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