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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XIV

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"After night fell I left the woods, and took to the highway.
To go home I was afraid.
O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.
"But I had received such ill treatment, been scandalized so severely, that I was cowed to the earth.
I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.
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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XIV

Chapter 14 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"After night fell I left the woods, and took to the highway.
/ˈæftər naɪt fel aɪ left ðə wʊdz ənd tʊk tuː ðə ˈhaɪweɪ/
Line 2
To go home I was afraid.
/tuː ɡoʊ hoʊm aɪ wɑːz əˈfreɪd/
Line 3
O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.
/oʊ hæd aɪ bʌt breɪvd ðə ˈdɑːktərz ənd dɪˈfaɪd ðə ˈlɔːjərz ɔːl wʊd hæv bɪn wel hiː toʊld miː ˈæftərwərdz/
Line 4
"But I had received such ill treatment, been scandalized so severely, that I was cowed to the earth.
/bʌt aɪ hæd rəˈsiːvd sʌtʃ ɪl ˈtriːtmənt bɪn ˈskændəlaɪzd soʊ səˈvɪrli ðæt aɪ wɑːz kaʊd tuː ðə ɜːrθ/
Line 5
I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

braved verb US /breɪvd/

past form of “brave” — face and withstand with courage

From this reading “O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.”

cowed verb US /kaʊd/

past form of “cow” — subdue, restrain, or overcome by affecting with a feeling of awe; frighten (as with threats)

From this reading “"But I had received such ill treatment, been scandalized so severely, that I was cowed to the earth.”

defied verb US /dɪˈfaɪd/

inflected form of “defy” — resist or confront with resistance

From this reading “O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.”

fleeing verb US /ˈfliːɪŋ/

-ing form of “flee” — run away quickly

From this reading “I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.”

highway noun US /ˈhaɪweɪ/

a major road for any form of motor transport

From this reading “"After night fell I left the woods, and took to the highway.”

lawyers noun US /ˈlɔːjərz/

plural of “lawyer” — a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading “O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.”

scandalized verb US /ˈskændəlaɪzd/

past form of “scandalize” — strike with disgust or revulsion

From this reading “"But I had received such ill treatment, been scandalized so severely, that I was cowed to the earth.”

tacitly adverb US /ˈtæsɪtli/

in a tacit manner; by unexpressed agreement

From this reading “I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

ill treatment adjective + noun

In this reading “"But I had received such ill treatment, been scandalized so severely, that I was cowed to the earth.”

go home verb + noun

return home

In this reading “To go home I was afraid.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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admittedverbUS /ədˈmɪtɪd/

inflected form of “admit” — declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

afraidadjectiveUS /əˈfreɪd/

filled with fear or apprehension

From this reading To go home I was afraid.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading "After night fell I left the woods, and took to the highway.

afterwardsadverbUS /ˈæftərwərdz/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "After night fell I left the woods, and took to the highway.

Angie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

bravedverbUS /breɪvd/

past form of “brave” — face and withstand with courage

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

cowedverbUS /kaʊd/

past form of “cow” — subdue, restrain, or overcome by affecting with a feeling of awe; frighten (as with threats)

From this reading "But I had received such ill treatment, been scandalized so severely, that I was cowed to the earth.

crimenounUS /kraɪm/

(criminal law) an act punishable by law; usually considered an evil act

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

defiedverbUS /dɪˈfaɪd/

inflected form of “defy” — resist or confront with resistance

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

doctorsnounUS /ˈdɑːktərz/

plural of “doctor” — a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading "But I had received such ill treatment, been scandalized so severely, that I was cowed to the earth.

fellverbUS /fel/

cause to fall by or as if by delivering a blow

From this reading "After night fell I left the woods, and took to the highway.

fleeingverbUS /ˈfliːɪŋ/

-ing form of “flee” — run away quickly

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading To go home I was afraid.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

highwaynounUS /ˈhaɪweɪ/

a major road for any form of motor transport

From this reading "After night fell I left the woods, and took to the highway.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading To go home I was afraid.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "After night fell I left the woods, and took to the highway.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

illadjectiveUS /ɪl/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading "But I had received such ill treatment, been scandalized so severely, that I was cowed to the earth.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

lawyersnounUS /ˈlɔːjərz/

plural of “lawyer” — a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading "After night fell I left the woods, and took to the highway.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

newsnounUS /nuːz/

information about recent and important events

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading "After night fell I left the woods, and took to the highway.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

OnounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

receivedadjectiveUS /rəˈsiːvd/

conforming to the established language usage of educated native speakers

From this reading "But I had received such ill treatment, been scandalized so severely, that I was cowed to the earth.

scandalizedverbUS /ˈskændəlaɪzd/

past form of “scandalize” — strike with disgust or revulsion

From this reading "But I had received such ill treatment, been scandalized so severely, that I was cowed to the earth.

severelyadverbUS /səˈvɪrli/

to a severe or serious degree

From this reading "But I had received such ill treatment, been scandalized so severely, that I was cowed to the earth.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "But I had received such ill treatment, been scandalized so severely, that I was cowed to the earth.

spreadverbUS /spred/

distribute or disperse widely

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading "But I had received such ill treatment, been scandalized so severely, that I was cowed to the earth.

tacitlyadverbUS /ˈtæsɪtli/

in a tacit manner; by unexpressed agreement

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "But I had received such ill treatment, been scandalized so severely, that I was cowed to the earth.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "After night fell I left the woods, and took to the highway.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "After night fell I left the woods, and took to the highway.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading "After night fell I left the woods, and took to the highway.

treatmentnounUS /ˈtriːtmənt/

care provided to improve a situation (especially medical procedures or applications that are intended to relieve illness or injury)

From this reading "But I had received such ill treatment, been scandalized so severely, that I was cowed to the earth.

turnedadjectiveUS /tɜːrnd/

moved around an axis or center

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading To go home I was afraid.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading I knew not if my life, my Angie, had also turned against me, when the news was spread that I had tacitly admitted my crime by fleeing.

woodsnounUS /wʊdz/

the trees and other plants in a large densely wooded area

From this reading "After night fell I left the woods, and took to the highway.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading O, had I but braved the doctors, and defied the lawyers, all would have been well," he told me afterwards.

Chapter 14 of The Funny Side of Physic by Addison Darre Crabtre holds 403 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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