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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XVII

Chapter 17 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 391 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.
The surgeons are busily at work.
Every able-bodied soldier must be at the front, for the emergency is great.
Ah! who shall give the "water" which raging thirst momentarily demands?
Who is to soothe the fearful anguish, from lacerated nerve and muscle, by cruel shot and shell?
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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XVII

Chapter 17 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 391 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.
Line 2
The surgeons are busily at work.
/ðə ˈsɜːrdʒənz ɑːr ˈbɪzəli æt wɜːrk/
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Every able-bodied soldier must be at the front, for the emergency is great.
/ˈevəri ˈeɪbəlˈbɑːdid ˈsoʊldʒər mʌst biː æt ðə frʌnt fɔːr ðə ɪˈmɜːrdʒənsi ɪz ɡreɪt/
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Ah! who shall give the "water" which raging thirst momentarily demands?
Line 5
Who is to soothe the fearful anguish, from lacerated nerve and muscle, by cruel shot and shell?

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

able-bodied adjective US /ˈeɪbəlˈbɑːdid/

having a strong healthy body

From this reading “Every able-bodied soldier must be at the front, for the emergency is great.”

busily adverb US /ˈbɪzəli/

in a busy manner

From this reading “The surgeons are busily at work.”

emergency noun US /ɪˈmɜːrdʒənsi/

a sudden unforeseen crisis (usually involving danger) that requires immediate action

From this reading “Every able-bodied soldier must be at the front, for the emergency is great.”

mangled adjective US /ˈmæŋɡəld/

having edges that are jagged from injury

From this reading “Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.”

momentarily adverb US /ˌmoʊmənˈterəli/

for an instant or moment

From this reading “Ah! who shall give the "water" which raging thirst momentarily demands?”

muscle noun US /ˈmʌsəl/

one of the contractile organs of the body

From this reading “Who is to soothe the fearful anguish, from lacerated nerve and muscle, by cruel shot and shell?”

soothe verb US /suːð/

give moral or emotional strength to

From this reading “Who is to soothe the fearful anguish, from lacerated nerve and muscle, by cruel shot and shell?”

surgeons noun US /ˈsɜːrdʒənz/

plural of “surgeon” — a physician who specializes in surgery

From this reading “The surgeons are busily at work.”

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able-bodiedadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəlˈbɑːdid/

having a strong healthy body

From this reading Every able-bodied soldier must be at the front, for the emergency is great.

addedverbUS /ˈædəd/

past form of “add” — make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

Ah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ah! who shall give the "water" which raging thirst momentarily demands?

amputating-room

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From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

anguishnounUS /ˈæŋɡwɪʃ/

extreme mental distress

From this reading Who is to soothe the fearful anguish, from lacerated nerve and muscle, by cruel shot and shell?

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The surgeons are busily at work.

battle-field

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Every able-bodied soldier must be at the front, for the emergency is great.

broughtverbUS /brɔːt/

inflected form of “bring” — take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

busilyadverbUS /ˈbɪzəli/

in a busy manner

From this reading The surgeons are busily at work.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Who is to soothe the fearful anguish, from lacerated nerve and muscle, by cruel shot and shell?

crueladjectiveUS /ˈkruːəl/

(of persons or their actions) able or disposed to inflict pain or suffering

From this reading Who is to soothe the fearful anguish, from lacerated nerve and muscle, by cruel shot and shell?

demandsnounUS /dɪˈmændz/

plural of “demand” — an urgent or peremptory request

From this reading Ah! who shall give the "water" which raging thirst momentarily demands?

emergencynounUS /ɪˈmɜːrdʒənsi/

a sudden unforeseen crisis (usually involving danger) that requires immediate action

From this reading Every able-bodied soldier must be at the front, for the emergency is great.

EverydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

fearfuladjectiveUS /ˈfɪrfəl/

experiencing or showing fear

From this reading Who is to soothe the fearful anguish, from lacerated nerve and muscle, by cruel shot and shell?

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Every able-bodied soldier must be at the front, for the emergency is great.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

frontnounUS /frʌnt/

the side that is forward or prominent

From this reading Every able-bodied soldier must be at the front, for the emergency is great.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Ah! who shall give the "water" which raging thirst momentarily demands?

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading Every able-bodied soldier must be at the front, for the emergency is great.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Every able-bodied soldier must be at the front, for the emergency is great.

laceratedadjective

irregularly slashed and jagged as if torn

From this reading Who is to soothe the fearful anguish, from lacerated nerve and muscle, by cruel shot and shell?

mangledadjectiveUS /ˈmæŋɡəld/

having edges that are jagged from injury

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

momentarilyadverbUS /ˌmoʊmənˈterəli/

for an instant or moment

From this reading Ah! who shall give the "water" which raging thirst momentarily demands?

musclenounUS /ˈmʌsəl/

one of the contractile organs of the body

From this reading Who is to soothe the fearful anguish, from lacerated nerve and muscle, by cruel shot and shell?

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading Every able-bodied soldier must be at the front, for the emergency is great.

nervenounUS /nɜːrv/

any bundle of nerve fibers running to various organs and tissues of the body

From this reading Who is to soothe the fearful anguish, from lacerated nerve and muscle, by cruel shot and shell?

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

onesnounUS /wʌnz/

plural of “one” — the smallest whole number or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

ragingadjectiveUS /ˈreɪdʒɪŋ/

characterized by violent and forceful activity or movement; very intense

From this reading Ah! who shall give the "water" which raging thirst momentarily demands?

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading Ah! who shall give the "water" which raging thirst momentarily demands?

shellnounUS /ʃel/

ammunition consisting of a cylindrical metal casing containing an explosive charge and a projectile; fired from a large gun

From this reading Who is to soothe the fearful anguish, from lacerated nerve and muscle, by cruel shot and shell?

shotnounUS /ʃɑːt/

the act of firing a projectile

From this reading Who is to soothe the fearful anguish, from lacerated nerve and muscle, by cruel shot and shell?

soldiernounUS /ˈsoʊldʒər/

an enlisted man or woman who serves in an army

From this reading Every able-bodied soldier must be at the front, for the emergency is great.

sootheverbUS /suːð/

give moral or emotional strength to

From this reading Who is to soothe the fearful anguish, from lacerated nerve and muscle, by cruel shot and shell?

sufferingnounUS /ˈsʌfərɪŋ/

a state of acute pain

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

surgeonsnounUS /ˈsɜːrdʒənz/

plural of “surgeon” — a physician who specializes in surgery

From this reading The surgeons are busily at work.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

thirstnounUS /θɜːrst/

a physiological need to drink

From this reading Ah! who shall give the "water" which raging thirst momentarily demands?

throngnounUS /θrɔːŋ/

a large gathering of people

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Every moment new ones are added to the mangled and suffering throng, as they are brought in from the battle-field and the amputating-room.

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading Ah! who shall give the "water" which raging thirst momentarily demands?

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Ah! who shall give the "water" which raging thirst momentarily demands?

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Ah! who shall give the "water" which raging thirst momentarily demands?

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading The surgeons are busily at work.

Chapter 17 of The Funny Side of Physic by Addison Darre Crabtre holds 391 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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