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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XIX

Chapter 19 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 399 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.
Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.
To detect plaster, burn some of the bread to ashes, and the white grains will be discovered.
Alum is a very pernicious ingredient of adulteration, intended to make the bread white and light.
It is often mixed in inferior flour.
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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XIX

Chapter 19 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 399 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.
/sɪns bred ðen ɪz ðə stæf ʌv laɪf ðə sɪn ʌv ɪts əˌdʌltərˈeɪʃən ɪz ðə ˈɡreɪtəst ʌv ɔːl rɔːŋz tuː ðə ˈhjuːmən ˈfæməli/
Line 2
Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.
Line 3
To detect plaster, burn some of the bread to ashes, and the white grains will be discovered.
/tuː dɪˈtekt ˈplæstər bɜːrn sʌm ʌv ðə bred tuː ˈæʃ.ɪz ənd ðə waɪt ɡreɪnz wɪl biː dɪˈskʌvərd/
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Alum is a very pernicious ingredient of adulteration, intended to make the bread white and light.
/ˈæləm ɪz ə ˈveri pərˈnɪʃəs ˌɪnˈɡriːdiənt ʌv əˌdʌltərˈeɪʃən ˌɪnˈtendɪd tuː meɪk ðə bred waɪt ənd laɪt/
Line 5
It is often mixed in inferior flour.
/ɪt ɪz ˈɔːfən mɪkst ɪn ˌɪnˈfɪriər ˈflaʊər/

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adulterated adjective US /əˈdʌltəreɪtɪd/

mixed with impurities

From this reading “Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.”

adulteration noun US /əˌdʌltərˈeɪʃən/

being mixed with extraneous material; the product of adulterating

From this reading “Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.”

alum noun US /ˈæləm/

a white crystalline double sulfate of aluminum: the ammonium double sulfate of aluminum

From this reading “Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.”

grains noun US /ɡreɪnz/

plural of “grain” — a relatively small granular particle of a substance

From this reading “To detect plaster, burn some of the bread to ashes, and the white grains will be discovered.”

ingredient noun US /ˌɪnˈɡriːdiənt/

a component of a mixture or compound

From this reading “Alum is a very pernicious ingredient of adulteration, intended to make the bread white and light.”

magnesia noun US /mæɡˈniːʒə/

a white solid mineral that occurs naturally as periclase; a source of magnesium

From this reading “Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.”

pernicious adjective US /pərˈnɪʃəs/

exceedingly harmful

From this reading “Alum is a very pernicious ingredient of adulteration, intended to make the bread white and light.”

plaster verb US /ˈplæstər/

apply a heavy coat to

From this reading “Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Alum is a very pernicious ingredient of adulteration, intended to make the bread white and light.

adulteratedadjectiveUS /əˈdʌltəreɪtɪd/

mixed with impurities

From this reading Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.

adulterationnounUS /əˌdʌltərˈeɪʃən/

being mixed with extraneous material; the product of adulterating

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

alumnounUS /ˈæləm/

a white crystalline double sulfate of aluminum: the ammonium double sulfate of aluminum

From this reading Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading To detect plaster, burn some of the bread to ashes, and the white grains will be discovered.

ashesnounUS /ˈæʃ.ɪz/

The powdery residue left after the burning of a substance.

From this reading To detect plaster, burn some of the bread to ashes, and the white grains will be discovered.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading To detect plaster, burn some of the bread to ashes, and the white grains will be discovered.

breadnounUS /bred/

food made from dough of flour or meal and usually raised with yeast or baking powder and then baked

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

burnverbUS /bɜːrn/

To consume or be consumed by fire.

From this reading To detect plaster, burn some of the bread to ashes, and the white grains will be discovered.

detectverbUS /dɪˈtekt/

discover or determine the existence, presence, or fact of

From this reading To detect plaster, burn some of the bread to ashes, and the white grains will be discovered.

discoveredadjectiveUS /dɪˈskʌvərd/

discovered or determined by scientific observation

From this reading To detect plaster, burn some of the bread to ashes, and the white grains will be discovered.

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.

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From this reading Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

FlournounUS /ˈflaʊər/

fine powdery foodstuff obtained by grinding and sifting the meal of a cereal grain

From this reading Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.

grainsnounUS /ɡreɪnz/

plural of “grain” — a relatively small granular particle of a substance

From this reading To detect plaster, burn some of the bread to ashes, and the white grains will be discovered.

greatestadjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtəst/

highest in quality

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It is often mixed in inferior flour.

inferioradjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈfɪriər/

of or characteristic of low rank or importance

From this reading It is often mixed in inferior flour.

ingredientnounUS /ˌɪnˈɡriːdiənt/

a component of a mixture or compound

From this reading Alum is a very pernicious ingredient of adulteration, intended to make the bread white and light.

intendedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈtendɪd/

resulting from one's intentions

From this reading Alum is a very pernicious ingredient of adulteration, intended to make the bread white and light.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is often mixed in inferior flour.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading Alum is a very pernicious ingredient of adulteration, intended to make the bread white and light.

magnesianounUS /mæɡˈniːʒə/

a white solid mineral that occurs naturally as periclase; a source of magnesium

From this reading Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading Alum is a very pernicious ingredient of adulteration, intended to make the bread white and light.

mixedadjectiveUS /mɪkst/

consisting of a haphazard assortment of different kinds

From this reading It is often mixed in inferior flour.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.

perniciousadjectiveUS /pərˈnɪʃəs/

exceedingly harmful

From this reading Alum is a very pernicious ingredient of adulteration, intended to make the bread white and light.

plasterverbUS /ˈplæstər/

apply a heavy coat to

From this reading Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.

sinnounUS /sɪn/

estrangement from god

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

SinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading To detect plaster, burn some of the bread to ashes, and the white grains will be discovered.

staffnounUS /stæf/

personnel who assist their superior in carrying out an assigned task

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Alum is a very pernicious ingredient of adulteration, intended to make the bread white and light.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading To detect plaster, burn some of the bread to ashes, and the white grains will be discovered.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Flour is often adulterated with plaster, white earth, alum, magnesia, etc.

wrongsnounUS /rɔːŋz/

plural of “wrong” — that which is contrary to the principles of justice or law

From this reading Since bread, then, is the "staff of life," the sin of its adulteration is the greatest of all wrongs to the human family.

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