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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XXI

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Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.
It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.
Afterwards, gaining great success and praise by his mishap, he continued to wear it from policy.
The great American philosopher was as big a humbug as the rest of us.
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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XXI

Chapter 21 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.
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It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.
/ɪt wɑːz ˈsɪmpli ðæt hɪz ˈteɪlər hæd ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪntɪd hɪm ʌv hɪz kɔːrt suːt ənd hiː wɔːr hɪz pleɪn wʌn wɪð ɡreɪt rɪˈlʌktəns bɪˈkɔːz hiː hæd noʊ ˈʌðər/
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Afterwards, gaining great success and praise by his mishap, he continued to wear it from policy.
/ˈæftərwərdz ˈɡeɪnɪŋ ɡreɪt səkˈses ənd preɪz baɪ hɪz ˈmɪshæp hiː kənˈtɪnjuːd tuː wer ɪt frʌm ˈpɑːləsi/
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The great American philosopher was as big a humbug as the rest of us.
/ðə ɡreɪt əˈmerəkən fəˈlɑːsəfər wɑːz æz bɪɡ ə ˈhʌmbʌɡ æz ðə rest ʌv ʌs/
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adoption noun US /əˈdɑːpʃən/

the act of accepting with approval; favorable reception

From this reading “Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.”

anecdote noun US /ˈænəkdoʊt/

short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading “Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.”

Franklin's noun US /ˈfræŋklənz/

possessive form of “franklin” — United States historian noted for studies of Black American history (born in 1915)

From this reading “Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.”

Hawthorne noun US /ˈhɔːθɔːrn/

United States writer of novels and short stories mostly on moral themes (1804-1864)

From this reading “Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.”

humbug noun US /ˈhʌmbʌɡ/

pretentious or silly talk or writing

From this reading “The great American philosopher was as big a humbug as the rest of us.”

mishap noun US /ˈmɪshæp/

an unpredictable outcome that is unfortunate

From this reading “Afterwards, gaining great success and praise by his mishap, he continued to wear it from policy.”

relates verb US /rɪˈleɪts/

third-person singular of “relate” — make a logical or causal connection

From this reading “Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.”

reluctance noun US /rɪˈlʌktəns/

(physics) opposition to magnetic flux (analogous to electric resistance)

From this reading “It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.”

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great reluctance adjective + noun

In this reading “It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.”

great success adjective + noun

In this reading “Afterwards, gaining great success and praise by his mishap, he continued to wear it from policy.”

rest of verb + particle

In this reading “The great American philosopher was as big a humbug as the rest of us.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

adoptionnounUS /əˈdɑːpʃən/

the act of accepting with approval; favorable reception

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

AfterwardsadverbUS /ˈæftərwərdz/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading Afterwards, gaining great success and praise by his mishap, he continued to wear it from policy.

AmericannounUS /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading The great American philosopher was as big a humbug as the rest of us.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

anecdotenounUS /ˈænəkdoʊt/

short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The great American philosopher was as big a humbug as the rest of us.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Afterwards, gaining great success and praise by his mishap, he continued to wear it from policy.

civiladjectiveUS /ˈsɪvəl/

applying to ordinary citizens as contrasted with the military

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

continuedadjectiveUS /kənˈtɪnjuːd/

without stop or interruption

From this reading Afterwards, gaining great success and praise by his mishap, he continued to wear it from policy.

courtnounUS /kɔːrt/

an assembly (including one or more judges) to conduct judicial business

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

customaryadjectiveUS /ˈkʌstəmeri/

in accordance with convention or custom

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

diplomatistnoun

an official engaged in international negotiations

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

disappointedadjectiveUS /ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪntɪd/

disappointingly unsuccessful

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

DR

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From this reading DR.

dressverbUS /dres/

put on clothes

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

Franklin'snounUS /ˈfræŋklənz/

possessive form of “franklin” — United States historian noted for studies of Black American history (born in 1915)

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Afterwards, gaining great success and praise by his mishap, he continued to wear it from policy.

gainingverbUS /ˈɡeɪnɪŋ/

-ing form of “gain” — obtain

From this reading Afterwards, gaining great success and praise by his mishap, he continued to wear it from policy.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

HawthornenounUS /ˈhɔːθɔːrn/

United States writer of novels and short stories mostly on moral themes (1804-1864)

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

humbugnounUS /ˈhʌmbʌɡ/

pretentious or silly talk or writing

From this reading The great American philosopher was as big a humbug as the rest of us.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

mishapnounUS /ˈmɪshæp/

an unpredictable outcome that is unfortunate

From this reading Afterwards, gaining great success and praise by his mishap, he continued to wear it from policy.

Nathaniel

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

originnounUS /ˈɔːrədʒən/

the place where something begins, where it springs into being

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

philosophernounUS /fəˈlɑːsəfər/

a specialist in philosophy

From this reading The great American philosopher was as big a humbug as the rest of us.

plainadjectiveUS /pleɪn/

clearly revealed to the mind or the senses or judgment

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

policynounUS /ˈpɑːləsi/

a plan of action adopted by an individual or social group

From this reading Afterwards, gaining great success and praise by his mishap, he continued to wear it from policy.

praisenounUS /preɪz/

an expression of approval and commendation

From this reading Afterwards, gaining great success and praise by his mishap, he continued to wear it from policy.

relatesverbUS /rɪˈleɪts/

third-person singular of “relate” — make a logical or causal connection

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

reluctancenounUS /rɪˈlʌktəns/

(physics) opposition to magnetic flux (analogous to electric resistance)

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading The great American philosopher was as big a humbug as the rest of us.

simplyadverbUS /ˈsɪmpli/

and nothing more

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

successnounUS /səkˈses/

an event that accomplishes its intended purpose

From this reading Afterwards, gaining great success and praise by his mishap, he continued to wear it from policy.

suitverbUS /suːt/

be agreeable or acceptable to

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

tailorverbUS /ˈteɪlər/

adjust to a specific need or market

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The great American philosopher was as big a humbug as the rest of us.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

wearverbUS /wer/

be dressed in

From this reading Afterwards, gaining great success and praise by his mishap, he continued to wear it from policy.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Nathaniel Hawthorne relates an anecdote of the origin of Franklin's adoption of the customary civil dress, when going to court as a diplomatist.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

woreverbUS /wɔːr/

inflected form of “wear” — be dressed in

From this reading It was simply that his tailor had disappointed him of his court suit, and he wore his plain one, with great reluctance, because he had no other.

Chapter 21 of The Funny Side of Physic by Addison Darre Crabtre holds 402 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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