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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XXIV

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"_Borrowing Trouble._--Forebodings of evil rob the mind of cheerfulness.
'Ills that never happened have mostly made men wretched,' says Tupper.
Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.
Not satisfied with our present troubles, we borrow misery from the future.
The Holy Scripture instructs us to do otherwise.
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The Funny Side of Physic

Chapter XXIV

Chapter 24 of The Funny Side of Physic is here in full — 397 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"_Borrowing Trouble._--Forebodings of evil rob the mind of cheerfulness.
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'Ills that never happened have mostly made men wretched,' says Tupper.
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Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.
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Not satisfied with our present troubles, we borrow misery from the future.
/nɑːt ˈsætəsfaɪd wɪð ˈaʊər ˈprezənt ˈtrʌbəlz wiː ˈbɑːroʊ ˈmɪzəri frʌm ðə ˈfjuːtʃər/
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The Holy Scripture instructs us to do otherwise.
/ðə ˈhoʊli ˈskrɪptʃər ˌɪnˈstrʌkts ʌs tuː duː ˈʌðərwaɪz/

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borrow verb US /ˈbɑːroʊ/

get temporarily

From this reading “Not satisfied with our present troubles, we borrow misery from the future.”

Borrowing noun US /ˈbɑːroʊɪŋ/

the appropriation (of ideas or words etc) from another source

Casting noun US /ˈkæstɪŋ/

object formed by a mold

From this reading “Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.”

cheerfulness noun US /ˈtʃɪrfəlnəs/

the quality of being cheerful and dispelling gloom

From this reading “"_Borrowing Trouble._--Forebodings of evil rob the mind of cheerfulness.”

Ills noun US /ɪlz/

plural of “ill” — an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading “'Ills that never happened have mostly made men wretched,' says Tupper.”

instructs verb US /ˌɪnˈstrʌkts/

third-person singular of “instruct” — impart skills or knowledge to

From this reading “The Holy Scripture instructs us to do otherwise.”

lions noun US /ˈlaɪənz/

plural of “lion” — large gregarious predatory feline of Africa and India having a tawny coat with a shaggy mane in the male

From this reading “Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.”

Scripture noun US /ˈskrɪptʃər/

the sacred writings of the Christian religions

From this reading “The Holy Scripture instructs us to do otherwise.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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utterly crushed adverb + adjective

In this reading “Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.”

heavy weight adjective + noun

In this reading “Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.”

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aheadadverbUS /əˈhed/

at or in the front

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

borrowverbUS /ˈbɑːroʊ/

get temporarily

From this reading Not satisfied with our present troubles, we borrow misery from the future.

BorrowingnounUS /ˈbɑːroʊɪŋ/

the appropriation (of ideas or words etc) from another source

From this reading "_Borrowing Trouble._--Forebodings of evil rob the mind of cheerfulness.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

CastingnounUS /ˈkæstɪŋ/

object formed by a mold

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

cheerfulnessnounUS /ˈtʃɪrfəlnəs/

the quality of being cheerful and dispelling gloom

From this reading "_Borrowing Trouble._--Forebodings of evil rob the mind of cheerfulness.

crushedadjectiveUS /krʌʃt/

treated so as to have a permanently wrinkled appearance

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

difficultiesnounUS /ˈdɪfəkəltiz/

plural of “difficulty” — an effort that is inconvenient

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading The Holy Scripture instructs us to do otherwise.

evilnounUS /ˈiːvəl/

morally objectionable behavior

From this reading "_Borrowing Trouble._--Forebodings of evil rob the mind of cheerfulness.

Forebodings

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "_Borrowing Trouble._--Forebodings of evil rob the mind of cheerfulness.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Not satisfied with our present troubles, we borrow misery from the future.

futureadjectiveUS /ˈfjuːtʃər/

yet to be or coming

From this reading Not satisfied with our present troubles, we borrow misery from the future.

glanceverbUS /ɡlæns/

throw a glance at; take a brief look at

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

griefs

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading 'Ills that never happened have mostly made men wretched,' says Tupper.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading 'Ills that never happened have mostly made men wretched,' says Tupper.

heavyadjectiveUS /ˈhevi/

of comparatively great physical weight or density

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

HolynounUS /ˈhoʊli/

a sacred place of pilgrimage

From this reading The Holy Scripture instructs us to do otherwise.

IllsnounUS /ɪlz/

plural of “ill” — an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading 'Ills that never happened have mostly made men wretched,' says Tupper.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

instructsverbUS /ˌɪnˈstrʌkts/

third-person singular of “instruct” — impart skills or knowledge to

From this reading The Holy Scripture instructs us to do otherwise.

lionsnounUS /ˈlaɪənz/

plural of “lion” — large gregarious predatory feline of Africa and India having a tawny coat with a shaggy mane in the male

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading 'Ills that never happened have mostly made men wretched,' says Tupper.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading 'Ills that never happened have mostly made men wretched,' says Tupper.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading "_Borrowing Trouble._--Forebodings of evil rob the mind of cheerfulness.

miserynounUS /ˈmɪzəri/

a state of ill-being due to affliction or misfortune

From this reading Not satisfied with our present troubles, we borrow misery from the future.

mostlyadverbUS /ˈmoʊstli/

in large part; mainly or chiefly

From this reading 'Ills that never happened have mostly made men wretched,' says Tupper.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading 'Ills that never happened have mostly made men wretched,' says Tupper.

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Not satisfied with our present troubles, we borrow misery from the future.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "_Borrowing Trouble._--Forebodings of evil rob the mind of cheerfulness.

otherwiseadverbUS /ˈʌðərwaɪz/

in other respects or ways

From this reading The Holy Scripture instructs us to do otherwise.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

overcomeverbUS /ˈoʊvərkʌm/

win a victory over

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Not satisfied with our present troubles, we borrow misery from the future.

robverbUS /rɑːb/

take something away by force or without the consent of the owner

From this reading "_Borrowing Trouble._--Forebodings of evil rob the mind of cheerfulness.

satisfiedadjectiveUS /ˈsætəsfaɪd/

filled with satisfaction

From this reading Not satisfied with our present troubles, we borrow misery from the future.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading 'Ills that never happened have mostly made men wretched,' says Tupper.

ScripturenounUS /ˈskrɪptʃər/

the sacred writings of the Christian religions

From this reading The Holy Scripture instructs us to do otherwise.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading 'Ills that never happened have mostly made men wretched,' says Tupper.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "_Borrowing Trouble._--Forebodings of evil rob the mind of cheerfulness.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The Holy Scripture instructs us to do otherwise.

TroublenounUS /ˈtrʌbəl/

a source of difficulty

From this reading "_Borrowing Trouble._--Forebodings of evil rob the mind of cheerfulness.

troublesnounUS /ˈtrʌbəlz/

plural of “trouble” — a source of difficulty

From this reading Not satisfied with our present troubles, we borrow misery from the future.

Tupper

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 'Ills that never happened have mostly made men wretched,' says Tupper.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The Holy Scripture instructs us to do otherwise.

utterlyadverbUS /ˈʌtərli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

weightnounUS /weɪt/

the vertical force exerted by a mass as a result of gravity

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading Casting our glance ahead, we see 'lions' in the way; difficulties which we are sure we can never overcome; griefs under whose heavy weight we shall be utterly crushed.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Not satisfied with our present troubles, we borrow misery from the future.

wretchedadjectiveUS /ˈretʃɪd/

of very poor quality or condition

From this reading 'Ills that never happened have mostly made men wretched,' says Tupper.

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