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The Gland Stealers

Chapter III

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WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.
So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.
I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.
I am thankful to say that it was.
In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.
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The Gland Stealers

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of The Gland Stealers is here in full — 320 sentences across 64 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/64 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.
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So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.
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I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.
/aɪ mʌst ədˈmɪt ðæt ðə ˈwɜːrdɪŋ wɑːz ˌreməˈnɪsənt ʌv ðə ˈtɪpəkəl ˌmætrəˈmoʊniəl əˈpiːl bʌt æz ðə ˈædvərtaɪzərz aɪˈdentɪtiː wɑːz kənˈsiːld frʌm ðə ˈbrɪtɪʃ ˈpʌblɪk baɪ miːnz ʌv ə bɑːks ˈnʌmbər ɪt siːmd tuː ˈmætər ˈveri ˈlɪtəl wʌt ˈmeθəd wɑːz emˈplɔɪd soʊ lɔːŋ æz ðə rɪˈzʌlt wɑːz ə səkˈses/
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I am thankful to say that it was.
/aɪ æm ˈθæŋkfəl tuː seɪ ðæt ɪt wɑːz/
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In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.
/ɪn spaɪt ʌv maɪ fɪrz ðæt prəˈfeʃənəl ˈetəkət maɪt stænd ɪn ðə weɪ aɪ rəˈsiːvd ˈoʊvər ˈtwenti rɪˈplaɪz frʌm ˈmedəkəl men ˈlɪvɪŋ ɪn ˈveriəs pɑːrts ʌv ðə ˈkʌntri/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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advertiser's noun US /ˈædvərtaɪzərz/

possessive form of “advertiser” — someone whose business is advertising

From this reading “I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.”

enterprising adjective US /ˈentərpraɪzɪŋ/

marked by imagination, initiative, and readiness to undertake new projects

From this reading “So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.”

Glandular adjective US /ˈɡlændʒələr/

relating to or affecting or functioning as a gland

From this reading “So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.”

matrimonial adjective US /ˌmætrəˈmoʊniəl/

of or relating to the state of marriage

From this reading “I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.”

physique noun US /fəˈziːk/

constitution of the human body

From this reading “So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.”

rejuvenation noun US /rɪˌdʒuːvəˈneɪʃən/

the phenomenon of vitality and freshness being restored

From this reading “So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.”

reminiscent adjective US /ˌreməˈnɪsənt/

serving to bring to mind

From this reading “I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.”

wording noun US /ˈwɜːrdɪŋ/

the manner in which something is expressed in words

From this reading “I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

various parts adjective + noun

In this reading “In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.”

next day adjective + noun

In this reading “So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.”

following advertisement adjective + noun

In this reading “So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.”

Old gentleman adjective + noun

In this reading “So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.”

In spite preposition + noun

In this reading “In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.”

medical men adjective + noun

In this reading “WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.”

by means preposition + noun

In this reading “I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.”

new theory adjective + noun

In this reading “So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.”

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From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

admitverbUS /ədˈmɪt/

declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

advertisementnounUS /ædˈvɜːrtəzmənt/

a public promotion of some product or service

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

advertiser'snounUS /ˈædvərtaɪzərz/

possessive form of “advertiser” — someone whose business is advertising

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

AgonynounUS /ˈæɡ.ə.ni/

Extreme physical or mental suffering; intense anguish.

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

ALFREDnounUS /ˈælfrəd/

king of Wessex; defeated the Vikings and encouraged writing in English (849-899)

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

alreadyadverbUS /ɔːlˈredi/

prior to a specified or implied time

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I am thankful to say that it was.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

appealverbUS /əˈpiːl/

take a court case to a higher court for review

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

approachedverbUS /əˈproʊtʃt/

past form of “approach” — move towards

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

BnounUS /biː/

aerobic rod-shaped spore-producing bacterium; often occurring in chainlike formations; found primarily in soil

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

believesverbUS /bɪˈliːvz/

third-person singular of “believe” — accept as true; take to be true

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

boxnounUS /bɑːks/

a (usually rectangular) container; may have a lid

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

brainsnounUS /breɪnz/

plural of “brain” — that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

BritishnounUS /ˈbrɪtɪʃ/

the people of Great Britain

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

ColumnnounUS /ˈkɑːləm/

a line of units following one after another

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

concealedadjectiveUS /kənˈsiːld/

not accessible to view

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

desiresnounUS /dɪˈzaɪərz/

plural of “desire” — the feeling that accompanies an unsatisfied state

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

employedadjectiveUS /emˈplɔɪd/

having your services engaged for; or having a job especially one that pays wages or a salary

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

enterprisingadjectiveUS /ˈentərpraɪzɪŋ/

marked by imagination, initiative, and readiness to undertake new projects

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

etiquettenounUS /ˈetəkət/

rules governing socially acceptable behavior

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

fearsnounUS /fɪrz/

plural of “fear” — an emotion experienced in anticipation of some specific pain or danger (usually accompanied by a desire to flee or fight)

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

GlandularadjectiveUS /ˈɡlændʒələr/

relating to or affecting or functioning as a gland

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

Graftings

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From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

Gran'pa

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From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

half-a-dozen

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From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

identitynounUS /aɪˈdentɪtiː/

the distinct personality of an individual regarded as a persisting entity

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

immediateadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈmiːdiːət/

of the present time and place

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

insertedverbUS /ˌɪnˈsɜːrtəd/

past form of “insert” — put or introduce into something

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

INSPECTverbUS /ˌɪnˈspekt/

look over carefully

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

INTERESTSnounUS /ˈɪntrəsts/

plural of “interest” — a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

lateradverbUS /ˈleɪtər/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

livingnounUS /ˈlɪvɪŋ/

the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

matrimonialadjectiveUS /ˌmætrəˈmoʊniəl/

of or relating to the state of marriage

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

medicaladjectiveUS /ˈmedəkəl/

relating to the study or practice of medicine

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

methodnounUS /ˈmeθəd/

a way of doing something, especially a systematic way; implies an orderly logical arrangement (usually in steps)

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

ninety-fiveadjective

being five more than ninety

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

numbernounUS /ˈnʌmbər/

the property possessed by a sum or total or indefinite quantity of units or individuals

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

OldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

operationnounUS /ˌɑːpərˈeɪʃən/

the state of being in effect or being operative

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

partsnounUS /pɑːrts/

the local environment

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

physiquenounUS /fəˈziːk/

constitution of the human body

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

professionaladjectiveUS /prəˈfeʃənəl/

engaged in a profession or engaging in as a profession or means of livelihood

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

receivedadjectiveUS /rəˈsiːvd/

conforming to the established language usage of educated native speakers

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

refusedverbUS /rəˈfjuːzd/

past form of “refuse” — show unwillingness towards

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

rejuvenationnounUS /rɪˌdʒuːvəˈneɪʃən/

the phenomenon of vitality and freshness being restored

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

reliableadjectiveUS /rɪˈlaɪəbəl/

worthy of reliance or trust

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

reminiscentadjectiveUS /ˌreməˈnɪsənt/

serving to bring to mind

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

repliesnounUS /rɪˈplaɪz/

plural of “reply” — a statement (either spoken or written) that is made to reply to a question or request or criticism or accusation

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

resultnounUS /rɪˈzʌlt/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading I am thankful to say that it was.

SCIENCEnounUS /ˈsaɪəns/

a particular branch of scientific knowledge

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

spitenounUS /spaɪt/

feeling a need to see others suffer

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

successnounUS /səkˈses/

an event that accomplishes its intended purpose

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

surgeonnounUS /ˈsɜːrdʒən/

a physician who specializes in surgery

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

thankfuladjectiveUS /ˈθæŋkfəl/

feeling or showing gratitude

From this reading I am thankful to say that it was.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

theorynounUS /ˈθɪri/

a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world; an organized system of accepted knowledge that applies in a variety of circumstances to explain a specific set of phenomena

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

TimesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

touchverbUS /tʌtʃ/

make physical contact with, come in contact with

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

turnedadjectiveUS /tɜːrnd/

moved around an axis or center

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

twentynounUS /ˈtwenti/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nineteen and one

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

typicaladjectiveUS /ˈtɪpəkəl/

exhibiting the qualities or characteristics that identify a group or kind or category

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

undertakeverbUS /ˈʌndərteɪk/

enter upon an activity or enterprise

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

variousadjectiveUS /ˈveriəs/

of many different kinds purposefully arranged but lacking any uniformity

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

viewnounUS /vjuː/

a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading In spite of my fears that professional etiquette might stand in the way, I received over twenty replies from medical men living in various parts of the country.

WEpronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading WE INSPECT ALFRED It turned out later that Gran'pa had already approached half-a-dozen medical men on the question of the operation, but they had all refused to undertake such a case.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading So the next day I had the following advertisement inserted in the Agony Column of the _Times_:-- IN THE INTERESTS OF SCIENCE.--Old gentleman of ninety-five, with A1 brains but B1 physique, desires to get into touch with a reliable and enterprising surgeon, who believes in the new theory of rejuvenation, with a view to immediate Glandular Graftings.

wordingnounUS /ˈwɜːrdɪŋ/

the manner in which something is expressed in words

From this reading I must admit that the wording was reminiscent of the typical matrimonial appeal, but as the advertiser's identity was concealed from the British public by means of a box number, it seemed to matter very little what method was employed so long as the result was a success.

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Gran'pa
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