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The Goose Man

Chapter XVII · Chapter 17

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The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.
If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.
The editor-in-chief, Weibezahl, was the recording secretary at these intellectual Olympiads, and Herr Carovius was the protagonist.
He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.
Daniel was ignorant of what was going on.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Goose Man

Chapter XVII · Chapter 17

Chapter 17 of The Goose Man is here in full — 407 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.
/ðə ˈbɜːrθpleɪs ʌv ðiːz ˌɪˈnɪmətəbəl əˈtʃiːvmənts ɪn ðə fiːld ʌv ˌdʒɜːrnəˈlɪstɪk wɪt wɑːz ðə rɪˈzɜːrvd ˈteɪbəl æt ðə ˈkrɑːkədaɪl/
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If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.
/ɪf ˈevər ɪn ðə ˈhɪstəri ʌv ðə wɜːrld men hæv læft riːl ˈɑːnəst terz ɪt wɑːz æt ðə ˈraɪtɪŋ ʌv sʌtʃ nuːz ˈberɪŋ ɑːn ðə laɪf ənd ˈkɑːndəkt ʌv ðə ɡuːs mæn/
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The editor-in-chief, Weibezahl, was the recording secretary at these intellectual Olympiads, and Herr Carovius was the protagonist.
Line 4
He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.
Line 5
Daniel was ignorant of what was going on.
/ˈdænjəl wɑːz ˈɪɡnərənt ʌv wʌt wɑːz ˈɡoʊɪŋ ɑːn/

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birthplace noun US /ˈbɜːrθpleɪs/

the place where someone was born

From this reading “The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.”

Crocodile noun US /ˈkrɑːkədaɪl/

large voracious aquatic reptile having a long snout with massive jaws and sharp teeth and a body covered with bony plates; of sluggish tropical waters

From this reading “The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.”

delicacies noun US /ˈdelɪkəsiz/

plural of “delicacy” — the quality of being beautiful and delicate in appearance

From this reading “He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.”

inimitable adjective US /ˌɪˈnɪmətəbəl/

defying imitation; matchless

From this reading “The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.”

journalistic adjective US /ˌdʒɜːrnəˈlɪstɪk/

of or relating to or having the characteristics of journalism

From this reading “The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.”

Olympiads noun US /oʊˈlɪmpiæd/

plural of “olympiad” — one of the four-year intervals between Olympic Games; used to reckon time in ancient Greece for twelve centuries beginning in 776 BC

From this reading “The editor-in-chief, Weibezahl, was the recording secretary at these intellectual Olympiads, and Herr Carovius was the protagonist.”

protagonist noun US /proʊˈtæɡənəst/

a person who backs a politician or a team etc.

From this reading “The editor-in-chief, Weibezahl, was the recording secretary at these intellectual Olympiads, and Herr Carovius was the protagonist.”

recording noun US /rəˈkɔːrdɪŋ/

a signal that encodes something (e.g., picture or sound) that has been recorded

From this reading “The editor-in-chief, Weibezahl, was the recording secretary at these intellectual Olympiads, and Herr Carovius was the protagonist.”

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accessnounUS /ˈækses/

the right to enter

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

achievementsnounUS /əˈtʃiːvmənts/

plural of “achievement” — the action of accomplishing something

From this reading The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.

bearingnounUS /ˈberɪŋ/

relevant relation or interconnection

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

birthplacenounUS /ˈbɜːrθpleɪs/

the place where someone was born

From this reading The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.

Carovius

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The editor-in-chief, Weibezahl, was the recording secretary at these intellectual Olympiads, and Herr Carovius was the protagonist.

columnsnounUS /ˈkɑːləmz/

plural of “column” — a line of units following one after another

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

conductverbUS /ˈkɑːndəkt/

direct the course of; manage or control

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

CrocodilenounUS /ˈkrɑːkədaɪl/

large voracious aquatic reptile having a long snout with massive jaws and sharp teeth and a body covered with bony plates; of sluggish tropical waters

From this reading The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.

DanielnounUS /ˈdænjəl/

(Old Testament) a youth who was taken into the court of Nebuchadnezzar and given divine protection when thrown into a den of lions (6th century BC)

From this reading Daniel was ignorant of what was going on.

delicaciesnounUS /ˈdelɪkəsiz/

plural of “delicacy” — the quality of being beautiful and delicate in appearance

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

editor-in-chief

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The editor-in-chief, Weibezahl, was the recording secretary at these intellectual Olympiads, and Herr Carovius was the protagonist.

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

fieldnounUS /fiːld/

a piece of land cleared of trees and usually enclosed

From this reading The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading Daniel was ignorant of what was going on.

GoosenounUS /ɡuːs/

web-footed long-necked typically gregarious migratory aquatic birds usually larger and less aquatic than ducks

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

HerrnounUS /her/

a German man; used before the name as a title equivalent to Mr in English

From this reading The editor-in-chief, Weibezahl, was the recording secretary at these intellectual Olympiads, and Herr Carovius was the protagonist.

historynounUS /ˈhɪstəri/

the aggregate of past events

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

honestadjectiveUS /ˈɑːnəst/

not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

ignorantadjectiveUS /ˈɪɡnərənt/

uneducated in general; lacking knowledge or sophistication

From this reading Daniel was ignorant of what was going on.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.

inimitableadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈnɪmətəbəl/

defying imitation; matchless

From this reading The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.

intellectualadjectiveUS /ˌɪntəˈlektʃuːəl/

of or associated with or requiring the use of the mind

From this reading The editor-in-chief, Weibezahl, was the recording secretary at these intellectual Olympiads, and Herr Carovius was the protagonist.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

journalisticadjectiveUS /ˌdʒɜːrnəˈlɪstɪk/

of or relating to or having the characteristics of journalism

From this reading The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.

laughedverbUS /læft/

past form of “laugh” — produce laughter

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

MannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

newsnounUS /nuːz/

information about recent and important events

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

newspapernounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.

OlympiadsnounUS /oʊˈlɪmpiæd/

plural of “olympiad” — one of the four-year intervals between Olympic Games; used to reckon time in ancient Greece for twelve centuries beginning in 776 BC

From this reading The editor-in-chief, Weibezahl, was the recording secretary at these intellectual Olympiads, and Herr Carovius was the protagonist.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

protagonistnounUS /proʊˈtæɡənəst/

a person who backs a politician or a team etc.

From this reading The editor-in-chief, Weibezahl, was the recording secretary at these intellectual Olympiads, and Herr Carovius was the protagonist.

realadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

recordingnounUS /rəˈkɔːrdɪŋ/

a signal that encodes something (e.g., picture or sound) that has been recorded

From this reading The editor-in-chief, Weibezahl, was the recording secretary at these intellectual Olympiads, and Herr Carovius was the protagonist.

reliableadjectiveUS /rɪˈlaɪəbəl/

worthy of reliance or trust

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

reservedadjectiveUS /rɪˈzɜːrvd/

set aside for the use of a particular person or party

From this reading The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

secretarynounUS /ˈsekrəteri/

a person who is head of an administrative department of government

From this reading The editor-in-chief, Weibezahl, was the recording secretary at these intellectual Olympiads, and Herr Carovius was the protagonist.

sourcesnounUS /ˈsɔːrsəz/

plural of “source” — the place where something begins, where it springs into being

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

surprisedadjectiveUS /sərˈpraɪzd/

taken unawares or suddenly and feeling wonder or astonishment

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

tablenounUS /ˈteɪbəl/

a set of data arranged in rows and columns

From this reading The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.

tearsnounUS /terz/

the process of shedding tears (usually accompanied by sobs or other inarticulate sounds)

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.

Weibezahl

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The editor-in-chief, Weibezahl, was the recording secretary at these intellectual Olympiads, and Herr Carovius was the protagonist.

Weibezahl's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Daniel was ignorant of what was going on.

witnounUS /wɪt/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading The birthplace of these inimitable achievements in the field of journalistic wit was the reserved table at the Crocodile.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading He had access to reliable sources, as newspaper men say, and every evening he surprised the round table with new delicacies for Weibezahl’s columns.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

writingnounUS /ˈraɪtɪŋ/

the act of creating written works

From this reading If ever in the history of the world men have laughed real honest tears it was at the writing of such news bearing on the life and conduct of the Goose Man.

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