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The Grim Smile of the Five Towns
The Grim Smile of the Five Towns

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.
And I, too, have hitherto regarded it as such.
But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.
However, you shall judge, and laugh or cry as you please.
It began in the little house of Mrs Carpole, up at Bleakridge, on the hill between Bursley and Hanbridge.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Grim Smile of the Five Towns

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Grim Smile of the Five Towns is here in full — 438 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.
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And I, too, have hitherto regarded it as such.
/ənd aɪ tuː hæv ˈhɪðɜːrˈtuː rɪˈɡɑːrdɪd ɪt æz sʌtʃ/
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But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.
/bʌt əˈpɑːn maɪ soʊl naʊ ðæt aɪ kʌm tuː raɪt ɪt daʊn ɪt straɪks miː æz ˈbiːɪŋ ˈæftər ɔːl ə ˈprɪti ɡrɪm ˈtrædʒədi/
Line 4
However, you shall judge, and laugh or cry as you please.
/ˌhaʊˈevər juː ʃæl dʒʌdʒ ənd læf ɔːr kraɪ æz juː pliːz/
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It began in the little house of Mrs Carpole, up at Bleakridge, on the hill between Bursley and Hanbridge.

Learner Dictionary

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district noun US /ˈdɪstrɪkt/

a region marked off for administrative or other purposes

From this reading “In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.”

funny adjective US /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.”

grim adjective US /ɡrɪm/

not to be placated or appeased or moved by entreaty

From this reading “But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.”

jokes noun US /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading “In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.”

related adjective US /rɪˈleɪtɪd/

being connected either logically or causally or by shared characteristics

From this reading “In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.”

strikes noun US /straɪks/

plural of “strike” — a group's refusal to work in protest against low pay or bad work conditions

From this reading “But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.”

Towns noun US /taʊnz/

plural of “town” — an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading “In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.”

tragedy noun US /ˈtrædʒədi/

an event resulting in great loss and misfortune

From this reading “But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And I, too, have hitherto regarded it as such.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading It began in the little house of Mrs Carpole, up at Bleakridge, on the hill between Bursley and Hanbridge.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading It began in the little house of Mrs Carpole, up at Bleakridge, on the hill between Bursley and Hanbridge.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading It began in the little house of Mrs Carpole, up at Bleakridge, on the hill between Bursley and Hanbridge.

Bleakridge

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It began in the little house of Mrs Carpole, up at Bleakridge, on the hill between Bursley and Hanbridge.

Bursley

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From this reading It began in the little house of Mrs Carpole, up at Bleakridge, on the hill between Bursley and Hanbridge.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

Carpole

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From this reading It began in the little house of Mrs Carpole, up at Bleakridge, on the hill between Bursley and Hanbridge.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

cryverbUS /kraɪ/

utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading However, you shall judge, and laugh or cry as you please.

devotedadjectiveUS /dɪˈvoʊtɪd/

zealous in devotion or affection

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

districtnounUS /ˈdɪstrɪkt/

a region marked off for administrative or other purposes

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

FivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

grimadjectiveUS /ɡrɪm/

not to be placated or appeased or moved by entreaty

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

Hanbridge

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It began in the little house of Mrs Carpole, up at Bleakridge, on the hill between Bursley and Hanbridge.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading And I, too, have hitherto regarded it as such.

hillnounUS /hɪl/

a local and well-defined elevation of the land

From this reading It began in the little house of Mrs Carpole, up at Bleakridge, on the hill between Bursley and Hanbridge.

historynounUS /ˈhɪstəri/

the aggregate of past events

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

hithertoadverbUS /ˈhɪðɜːrˈtuː/

used in negative statement to describe a situation that has existed up to this point or up to the present time

From this reading And I, too, have hitherto regarded it as such.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading It began in the little house of Mrs Carpole, up at Bleakridge, on the hill between Bursley and Hanbridge.

HoweveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading However, you shall judge, and laugh or cry as you please.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading And I, too, have hitherto regarded it as such.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

jokesnounUS /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

judgeverbUS /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading However, you shall judge, and laugh or cry as you please.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

laughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading However, you shall judge, and laugh or cry as you please.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading It began in the little house of Mrs Carpole, up at Bleakridge, on the hill between Bursley and Hanbridge.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading It began in the little house of Mrs Carpole, up at Bleakridge, on the hill between Bursley and Hanbridge.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

occurredverbUS /əˈkɜːrd/

inflected form of “occur” — come to pass

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It began in the little house of Mrs Carpole, up at Bleakridge, on the hill between Bursley and Hanbridge.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading However, you shall judge, and laugh or cry as you please.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading However, you shall judge, and laugh or cry as you please.

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

regardedverbUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdɪd/

past form of “regard” — deem to be

From this reading And I, too, have hitherto regarded it as such.

relatedadjectiveUS /rɪˈleɪtɪd/

being connected either logically or causally or by shared characteristics

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading However, you shall judge, and laugh or cry as you please.

side-splittingly

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From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

soulnounUS /soʊl/

the immaterial part of a person; the actuating cause of an individual life

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

strikesnounUS /straɪks/

plural of “strike” — a group's refusal to work in protest against low pay or bad work conditions

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading And I, too, have hitherto regarded it as such.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading And I, too, have hitherto regarded it as such.

TownsnounUS /taʊnz/

plural of “town” — an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

tragedynounUS /ˈtrædʒədi/

an event resulting in great loss and misfortune

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading It began in the little house of Mrs Carpole, up at Bleakridge, on the hill between Bursley and Hanbridge.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading In the Five Towns the following history is related by those who know it as something side-splittingly funny--as one of the best jokes that ever occurred in a district devoted to jokes.

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading But upon my soul, now that I come to write it down, it strikes me as being, after all, a pretty grim tragedy.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading However, you shall judge, and laugh or cry as you please.

Chapter 1 of The Grim Smile of the Five Towns by Arnold Bennett holds 438 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Towns
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