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The Guardian Angel

Chapter I · An Advertisement

Chapter I of The Guardian Angel, “An Advertisement,” is here in full — 55 sentences across 11 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Much excitement in the neighborhood in consequence [Idiots!
Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.
Fetch on your biddies!
[Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.
“Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.
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The Guardian Angel

Chapter I · An Advertisement

Chapter I of The Guardian Angel, “An Advertisement,” is here in full — 55 sentences across 11 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 7/11 · 5 reading units · Lines 31–35

Line 1
Much excitement in the neighborhood in consequence [Idiots!
/mʌtʃ ɪkˈsaɪtmənt ɪn ðə ˈneɪbərhʊd ɪn ˈkɑːnsəkwəns ˈɪdiːəts/
Line 2
Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.
Line 3
Fetch on your biddies!
Line 4
[Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.
Line 5
“Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.
/draɪ taɪmz ˈfɑːðər ˈnoʊə ðə ˈedɪtərz hæd rəˈsiːvd ə ˈlɪbɜːrəl ˈpɔːrʃən ʌv keɪk frʌm ðə ˈhæpi ˈkʌpəl huːz ˌmætrəˈmoʊniəl ˈjuːnjən wɑːz rəˈkɔːrdɪd ɪn ðə ˈkɑːləm ˈdedəkeɪtəd tuː ˈhaɪmən/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

dedicated adjective US /ˈdedəkeɪtəd/

devoted to a cause or ideal or purpose

From this reading ““Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.”

Editorial adjective US /ˌedəˈtɔːriəl/

of or relating to an article stating opinions or giving perspectives

From this reading “[Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.”

editors noun US /ˈedɪtərz/

plural of “editor” — a person responsible for the editorial aspects of publication; the person who determines the final content of a text (especially of a newspaper or magazine)

From this reading ““Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.”

Hymen noun US /ˈhaɪmən/

(Greek mythology) the god of marriage

From this reading ““Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.”

Idiots noun US /ˈɪdiːəts/

plural of “idiot” — a person of subnormal intelligence

From this reading “Much excitement in the neighborhood in consequence [Idiots!”

matrimonial adjective US /ˌmætrəˈmoʊniəl/

of or relating to the state of marriage

From this reading ““Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.”

measuring noun US /ˈmeʒərɪŋ/

the act or process of assigning numbers to phenomena according to a rule

From this reading “Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.”

Noah noun US /ˈnoʊə/

the Hebrew patriarch who saved himself and his family and the animals by building an ark in which they survived 40 days and 40 nights of rain; the story of Noah and the flood is told in the Book of Genesis

From this reading ““Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

six feet noun + noun counted as “six foot”

In this reading “[Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.”

Four Corners noun + noun counted as “four corner”

In this reading “Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.”

happy couple adjective + noun

In this reading ““Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.”

in the neighborhood preposition + article + noun counted as “in … neighborhood”

In this reading “Much excitement in the neighborhood in consequence [Idiots!”

in consequence preposition + noun

In this reading “Much excitement in the neighborhood in consequence [Idiots!”

All words in this reading · 69

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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7

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

8

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

AlwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

biddies

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Fetch on your biddies!

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

cakenounUS /keɪk/

a block of solid substance (such as soap or wax)

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

columnnounUS /ˈkɑːləm/

a line of units following one after another

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

consequencenounUS /ˈkɑːnsəkwəns/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading Much excitement in the neighborhood in consequence [Idiots!

CornersnounUS /ˈkɔːrnərz/

plural of “corner” — a place off to the side of an area

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

couplenounUS /ˈkʌpəl/

a pair who associate with one another

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

CropsnounUS /krɑːps/

plural of “crop” — the yield from plants in a single growing season

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

dedicatedadjectiveUS /ˈdedəkeɪtəd/

devoted to a cause or ideal or purpose

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

DryadjectiveUS /draɪ/

free from liquid or moisture; lacking natural or normal moisture or depleted of water; or no longer wet

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

eaglenounUS /ˈiːɡəl/

any of various large keen-sighted diurnal birds of prey noted for their broad wings and strong soaring flight

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

EditorialadjectiveUS /ˌedəˈtɔːriəl/

of or relating to an article stating opinions or giving perspectives

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

editorsnounUS /ˈedɪtərz/

plural of “editor” — a person responsible for the editorial aspects of publication; the person who determines the final content of a text (especially of a newspaper or magazine)

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

eggnounUS /eɡ/

animal reproductive body consisting of an ovum or embryo together with nutritive and protective envelopes; especially the thin-shelled reproductive body laid by e.g. female birds

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

excitementnounUS /ɪkˈsaɪtmənt/

the feeling of lively and cheerful joy

From this reading Much excitement in the neighborhood in consequence [Idiots!

FathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

FetchverbUS /fetʃ/

go or come after and bring or take back

From this reading Fetch on your biddies!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

FournounUS /fɔːr/

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

hennounUS /hen/

adult female chicken

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

HymennounUS /ˈhaɪmən/

(Greek mythology) the god of marriage

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

IdiotsnounUS /ˈɪdiːəts/

plural of “idiot” — a person of subnormal intelligence

From this reading Much excitement in the neighborhood in consequence [Idiots!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Much excitement in the neighborhood in consequence [Idiots!

inchesnounUS /ˈɪntʃəz/

plural of “inch” — a unit of length equal to one twelfth of a foot

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

IronnounUS /ˈaɪərn/

a heavy ductile magnetic metallic element; is silver-white in pure form but readily rusts; used in construction and tools and armament; plays a role in the transport of oxygen by the blood

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

laidadjectiveUS /leɪd/

set down according to a plan

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

liberaladjectiveUS /ˈlɪbɜːrəl/

showing or characterized by broad-mindedness

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

matrimonialadjectiveUS /ˌmætrəˈmoʊniəl/

of or relating to the state of marriage

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

measuringnounUS /ˈmeʒərɪŋ/

the act or process of assigning numbers to phenomena according to a rule

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

MuchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Much excitement in the neighborhood in consequence [Idiots!

neighborhoodnounUS /ˈneɪbərhʊd/

a surrounding or nearby region

From this reading Much excitement in the neighborhood in consequence [Idiots!

NoahnounUS /ˈnoʊə/

the Hebrew patriarch who saved himself and his family and the animals by building an ark in which they survived 40 days and 40 nights of rain; the story of Noah and the flood is told in the Book of Genesis

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Fetch on your biddies!

portionnounUS /ˈpɔːrʃən/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

pyritesnoun

any of various metallic-looking sulfides (of which pyrite is the commonest)

From this reading Iron pyrites!] A hen at Four Corners had just laid an egg measuring 7 by 8 inches.

rainnounUS /reɪn/

water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

receivedadjectiveUS /rəˈsiːvd/

conforming to the established language usage of educated native speakers

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

recordedadjectiveUS /rəˈkɔːrdɪd/

set down or registered in a permanent form especially on film or tape for reproduction

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

shotnounUS /ʃɑːt/

the act of firing a projectile

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

sixnounUS /sɪks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

sufferingnounUS /ˈsʌfərɪŋ/

a state of acute pain

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Much excitement in the neighborhood in consequence [Idiots!

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

tipnounUS /tɪp/

the extreme end of something; especially something pointed

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

unionnounUS /ˈjuːnjən/

an organization of employees formed to bargain with the employer

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading “Dry times, Father Noah!”] The editors had received a liberal portion of cake from the happy couple whose matrimonial union was recorded in the column dedicated to Hymen.

wingsnounUS /wɪŋz/

a means of flight or ascent

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

witnounUS /wɪt/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading [Editorial wit!] A man had shot an eagle measuring six feet and a half from tip to tip of his wings.--Crops suffering for want of rain [Always just so.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Fetch on your biddies!

Chapter 1 of The Guardian Angel by Oliver Wendell Holmes holds 55 sentences, grouped into 11 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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