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The Happy Average

Chapter I

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AUTHOR OF "Her Infinite Variety," "The 13th District, etc."
"Come on, old man."
Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.
But Marley lagged behind.
Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Happy Average

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Happy Average is here in full — 197 sentences across 40 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/39 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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AUTHOR OF "Her Infinite Variety," "The 13th District, etc."
Line 2
"Come on, old man."
/kʌm ɑːn oʊld mæn/
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Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.
/ˈlɔːrəns led ðə weɪ wɪð ə ˈdʒɔːnti step ðæt wɑːz ˌɪnˈtendɪd tuː ʃoʊ hɪz ˈiːzi ˈfʊtɪŋ wɪð ðə ˈkɑːrtərz/
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But Marley lagged behind.
/bʌt ˈmɑːrli læɡd bɪˈhaɪnd/
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Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Carters noun US /ˈkɑːrtərz/

plural of “carter” — Englishman and Egyptologist who in 1922 discovered and excavated the tomb of Tutankhamen (1873-1939)

From this reading “Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.”

footing noun US /ˈfʊtɪŋ/

status with respect to the relations between people or groups

From this reading “Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.”

graduated adjective US /ˈɡrædʒuːeɪtɪd/

marked with or divided into degrees

From this reading “Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.”

Infinite adjective US /ˈɪnfənət/

having no limits or boundaries in time or space or extent or magnitude

From this reading “AUTHOR OF "Her Infinite Variety," "The 13th District, etc."”

jaunty adjective US /ˈdʒɔːnti/

marked by up-to-dateness in dress and manners

From this reading “Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.”

lagged verb US /læɡd/

inflected form of “lag” — hang (back) or fall (behind) in movement, progress, development, etc.

From this reading “But Marley lagged behind.”

Lawrence noun US /ˈlɔːrəns/

Roman martyr; supposedly Lawrence was ordered by the police to give up the church's treasure and when he responded by presenting the poor people of Rome he was roasted to death on a gridiron (died in 258)

From this reading “Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.”

Marley noun US /ˈmɑːrli/

Jamaican singer who popularized reggae (1945-1981)

From this reading “But Marley lagged behind.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Infinite Variety adjective + noun

In this reading “AUTHOR OF "Her Infinite Variety," "The 13th District, etc."”

old man adjective + noun

a man who is very old

In this reading “"Come on, old man."”

serious business adjective + noun

In this reading “Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.”

certain dignity adjective + noun

In this reading “Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.”

All words in this reading · 55

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13th

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From this reading AUTHOR OF "Her Infinite Variety," "The 13th District, etc."

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

AUTHORnounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading AUTHOR OF "Her Infinite Variety," "The 13th District, etc."

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

befitted

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From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading But Marley lagged behind.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But Marley lagged behind.

callingnounUS /ˈkɔːlɪŋ/

the particular occupation for which you are trained

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

CartersnounUS /ˈkɑːrtərz/

plural of “carter” — Englishman and Egyptologist who in 1922 discovered and excavated the tomb of Tutankhamen (1873-1939)

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

collegenounUS /ˈkɑːlɪdʒ/

the body of faculty and students of a college

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

ComeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading "Come on, old man."

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

dignitynounUS /ˈdɪɡnəti/

the quality of being worthy of esteem or respect

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

DistrictnounUS /ˈdɪstrɪkt/

a region marked off for administrative or other purposes

From this reading AUTHOR OF "Her Infinite Variety," "The 13th District, etc."

easyadjectiveUS /ˈiːzi/

posing no difficulty; requiring little effort

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

etc

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading AUTHOR OF "Her Infinite Variety," "The 13th District, etc."

EvenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

footingnounUS /ˈfʊtɪŋ/

status with respect to the relations between people or groups

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

forgetverbUS /fərˈɡet/

dismiss from the mind; stop remembering

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

girlsnounUS /ɡɜːrlz/

plural of “girl” — a young female

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

graduatedadjectiveUS /ˈɡrædʒuːeɪtɪd/

marked with or divided into degrees

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

HerdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading AUTHOR OF "Her Infinite Variety," "The 13th District, etc."

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

InfiniteadjectiveUS /ˈɪnfənət/

having no limits or boundaries in time or space or extent or magnitude

From this reading AUTHOR OF "Her Infinite Variety," "The 13th District, etc."

intendedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈtendɪd/

resulting from one's intentions

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

jauntyadjectiveUS /ˈdʒɔːnti/

marked by up-to-dateness in dress and manners

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

laggedverbUS /læɡd/

inflected form of “lag” — hang (back) or fall (behind) in movement, progress, development, etc.

From this reading But Marley lagged behind.

LawrencenounUS /ˈlɔːrəns/

Roman martyr; supposedly Lawrence was ordered by the police to give up the church's treasure and when he responded by presenting the poor people of Rome he was roasted to death on a gridiron (died in 258)

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

lednounUS /led/

diode such that light emitted at a p-n junction is proportional to the bias current; color depends on the material used

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "Come on, old man."

MarleynounUS /ˈmɑːrli/

Jamaican singer who popularized reggae (1945-1981)

From this reading But Marley lagged behind.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading AUTHOR OF "Her Infinite Variety," "The 13th District, etc."

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading "Come on, old man."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "Come on, old man."

seriousadjectiveUS /ˈsɪriəs/

concerned with work or important matters rather than play or trivialities

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

stepnounUS /step/

any maneuver made as part of progress toward a goal

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Even if calling on girls had not been such a serious business with him, he could not forget that he was just graduated from college and that a certain dignity befitted him.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading AUTHOR OF "Her Infinite Variety," "The 13th District, etc."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

VarietynounUS /vərˈaɪəti/

a collection containing a variety of sorts of things

From this reading AUTHOR OF "Her Infinite Variety," "The 13th District, etc."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Lawrence led the way with a jaunty step that was intended to show his easy footing with the Carters.

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Author
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Infinite
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Variety
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District
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