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The Happy Average

Chapter V

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THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.
The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.
"Isn't she well?" he asked.
"M--yes," replied Mrs. Blair, prolonging the word in her lack of conviction, "I guess so."
"Don't you know?" the judge demanded in some impatience with her uncertainty.
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The Happy Average

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Happy Average is here in full — 215 sentences across 43 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/43 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.
Line 2
The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.
/ðə dʒʌdʒ leɪd hɪz ˈpeɪpər ɪn hɪz læp ənd lʊkt ʌp æt hɪz waɪf ˈoʊvər hɪz ˈɡlæsəz/
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"Isn't she well?" he asked.
Line 4
"M--yes," replied Mrs. Blair, prolonging the word in her lack of conviction, "I guess so."
Line 5
"Don't you know?" the judge demanded in some impatience with her uncertainty.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

ails noun US /eɪlz/

plural of “ail” — aromatic bulb used as seasoning

From this reading “THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.”

Blair noun US /bler/

British statesman who became prime minister in 1997 (born in 1953)

From this reading “THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.”

impatience noun US /ˌɪmˈpeɪʃəns/

a lack of patience; irritation with anything that causes delay

From this reading “"Don't you know?" the judge demanded in some impatience with her uncertainty.”

lap verb US /læp/

lie partly over or alongside of something or of one another

From this reading “The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.”

prolonging verb US /proʊˈlɔːŋɪŋ/

-ing form of “prolong” — lengthen in time; cause to be or last longer

From this reading “"M--yes," replied Mrs. Blair, prolonging the word in her lack of conviction, "I guess so."”

serenade noun US /ˌserəˈneɪd/

a musical composition in several movements; has no fixed form

From this reading “THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.”

uncertainty noun US /ənˈsɜːrtənti/

being unsettled or in doubt or dependent on chance

From this reading “"Don't you know?" the judge demanded in some impatience with her uncertainty.”

veranda noun US /vərˈændə/

a porch along the outside of a building (sometimes partly enclosed)

From this reading “THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

next day adjective + noun

In this reading “THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.”

after dinner preposition + noun

In this reading “THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.”

on the veranda preposition + article + noun counted as “on … veranda”

In this reading “THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.”

looked up verb + adjective counted as “look up”

seek information from

In this reading “The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

ailsnounUS /eɪlz/

plural of “ail” — aromatic bulb used as seasoning

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "Isn't she well?" he asked.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.

BlairnounUS /bler/

British statesman who became prime minister in 1997 (born in 1953)

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

convictionnounUS /kənˈvɪkʃən/

an unshakable belief in something without need for proof or evidence

From this reading "M--yes," replied Mrs. Blair, prolonging the word in her lack of conviction, "I guess so."

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

demandedverbUS /dɪˈmændəd/

past form of “demand” — request urgently and forcefully

From this reading "Don't you know?" the judge demanded in some impatience with her uncertainty.

dinnernounUS /ˈdɪnər/

the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

glassesnounUS /ˈɡlæsəz/

(plural) optical instrument consisting of a frame that holds a pair of lenses for correcting defective vision

From this reading The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.

guessverbUS /ɡes/

expect, believe, or suppose

From this reading "M--yes," replied Mrs. Blair, prolonging the word in her lack of conviction, "I guess so."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.

husbandnounUS /ˈhʌzbənd/

a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

impatiencenounUS /ˌɪmˈpeɪʃəns/

a lack of patience; irritation with anything that causes delay

From this reading "Don't you know?" the judge demanded in some impatience with her uncertainty.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.

Isn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Isn't she well?" he asked.

judgeverbUS /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

lacknounUS /læk/

the state of needing something that is absent or unavailable

From this reading "M--yes," replied Mrs. Blair, prolonging the word in her lack of conviction, "I guess so."

laidadjectiveUS /leɪd/

set down according to a plan

From this reading The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.

lapverbUS /læp/

lie partly over or alongside of something or of one another

From this reading The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.

Lavinia

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.

MnounUS /em/

the basic unit of length adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites (approximately 1.094 yards)

From this reading "M--yes," replied Mrs. Blair, prolonging the word in her lack of conviction, "I guess so."

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "M--yes," replied Mrs. Blair, prolonging the word in her lack of conviction, "I guess so."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.

prolongingverbUS /proʊˈlɔːŋɪŋ/

-ing form of “prolong” — lengthen in time; cause to be or last longer

From this reading "M--yes," replied Mrs. Blair, prolonging the word in her lack of conviction, "I guess so."

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "M--yes," replied Mrs. Blair, prolonging the word in her lack of conviction, "I guess so."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

SERENADEnounUS /ˌserəˈneɪd/

a musical composition in several movements; has no fixed form

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Isn't she well?" he asked.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "M--yes," replied Mrs. Blair, prolonging the word in her lack of conviction, "I guess so."

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading "Don't you know?" the judge demanded in some impatience with her uncertainty.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

uncertaintynounUS /ənˈsɜːrtənti/

being unsettled or in doubt or dependent on chance

From this reading "Don't you know?" the judge demanded in some impatience with her uncertainty.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.

verandanounUS /vərˈændə/

a porch along the outside of a building (sometimes partly enclosed)

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Isn't she well?" he asked.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading THE SERENADE "I don't know what ails Lavinia," said Mrs. Blair to her husband as he sat on the veranda after dinner the next day.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading The judge laid his paper in his lap, and looked up at his wife over his glasses.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Don't you know?" the judge demanded in some impatience with her uncertainty.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading "M--yes," replied Mrs. Blair, prolonging the word in her lack of conviction, "I guess so."

yesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading "M--yes," replied Mrs. Blair, prolonging the word in her lack of conviction, "I guess so."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Don't you know?" the judge demanded in some impatience with her uncertainty.

Chapter 5 of The Happy Average by Brand Whitlock holds 215 sentences, grouped into 43 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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