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The Happy Average

Chapter VIII

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A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.
It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.
"I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.
The young man went on with an anxious smile:
"This is Judge Blair, I presume?
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The Happy Average

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of The Happy Average is here in full — 88 sentences across 18 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/17 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.
/ə dʒuːˈdɪʃəl dɪˈsɪʒən ðə dʒʌdʒ rəˈfjuːzd tuː teɪk ə næp ðoʊ wen hiː sæt daʊn ɑːn ðə vərˈændə hiː dɪd teɪk wʌn ˈlaɪɪŋ bæk ɪn hɪz tʃer wɪð wʌn ʌv ðə ˈmeni ˈsekʃənz ʌv ðə ˈsʌndeɪ ˈpeɪpər spred ˈoʊvər hɪz feɪs/
Line 2
It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.
/ɪt wɑːz frʌm ðɪs ˈsʌmˈwʌt ənˈdɪɡnɪfaɪd ˈpɑːstʃər ðæt hiː wɑːz ərˈaʊzd baɪ ə step hiː ˈstɑːrtɪd ʌp ˈheɪstəli/
Line 3
"I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.
/aɪ beɡ jɔːr ˈpɑːrdən sed ðə jʌŋ mæn huː stʊd ɑːn ðə steps ˈtwɜːrlɪŋ hɪz strɔː hæt raʊnd ənd raʊnd ɪn hɪz hændz/
Line 4
The young man went on with an anxious smile:
/ðə jʌŋ mæn went ɑːn wɪð æn ˈæŋkʃəs smaɪl/
Line 5
"This is Judge Blair, I presume?
/ðɪs ɪz dʒʌdʒ bler aɪ prɪˈzuːm/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Blair noun US /bler/

British statesman who became prime minister in 1997 (born in 1953)

From this reading “"This is Judge Blair, I presume?”

judicial adjective US /dʒuːˈdɪʃəl/

decreed by or proceeding from a court of justice

From this reading “A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.”

nap noun US /næp/

a period of time spent sleeping

From this reading “A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.”

posture noun US /ˈpɑːstʃər/

the arrangement of the body and its limbs

From this reading “It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.”

sections noun US /ˈsekʃənz/

plural of “section” — a self-contained part of a larger composition (written or musical)

From this reading “A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.”

twirling verb US /ˈtwɜːrlɪŋ/

-ing form of “twirl” — turn in a twisting or spinning motion

From this reading “"I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.”

undignified adjective US /ənˈdɪɡnɪfaɪd/

lacking dignity

From this reading “It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.”

veranda noun US /vərˈændə/

a porch along the outside of a building (sometimes partly enclosed)

From this reading “A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

straw hat noun + noun

a stiff hat made of straw with a flat crown

In this reading “"I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.”

young man adjective + noun

a teenager or a young adult male

In this reading “"I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.”

take a nap verb + article + noun counted as “take … nap”

In this reading “A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.”

spread over verb + particle

form a cover over

In this reading “A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.”

on the veranda preposition + article + noun counted as “on … veranda”

In this reading “A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.”

went on verb + particle counted as “go on”

continue a certain state, condition, or activity

In this reading “The young man went on with an anxious smile:”

started up verb + adjective counted as “start up”

get going or set in motion

In this reading “It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.”

on the steps preposition + article + noun counted as “on … steps”

In this reading “"I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The young man went on with an anxious smile:

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

anxiousadjectiveUS /ˈæŋkʃəs/

eagerly desirous

From this reading The young man went on with an anxious smile:

arousedadjectiveUS /ərˈaʊzd/

aroused to action

From this reading It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

begverbUS /beɡ/

call upon in supplication; entreat

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

BlairnounUS /bler/

British statesman who became prime minister in 1997 (born in 1953)

From this reading "This is Judge Blair, I presume?

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

DECISIONnounUS /dɪˈsɪʒən/

the act of making up your mind about something

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

hastilyadverbUS /ˈheɪstəli/

in a hurried or hasty manner

From this reading It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.

hatnounUS /hæt/

headdress that protects the head from bad weather; has shaped crown and usually a brim

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "This is Judge Blair, I presume?

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.

judgeverbUS /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

JUDICIALadjectiveUS /dʒuːˈdɪʃəl/

decreed by or proceeding from a court of justice

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

lyingnounUS /ˈlaɪɪŋ/

the deliberate act of deviating from the truth

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

napnounUS /næp/

a period of time spent sleeping

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

pardonverbUS /ˈpɑːrdən/

accept an excuse for

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

posturenounUS /ˈpɑːstʃər/

the arrangement of the body and its limbs

From this reading It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.

presumeverbUS /prɪˈzuːm/

take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof

From this reading "This is Judge Blair, I presume?

refusedverbUS /rəˈfjuːzd/

past form of “refuse” — show unwillingness towards

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

sectionsnounUS /ˈsekʃənz/

plural of “section” — a self-contained part of a larger composition (written or musical)

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

smileverbUS /smaɪl/

change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading The young man went on with an anxious smile:

somewhatadverbUS /ˈsʌmˈwʌt/

to a small degree or extent

From this reading It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.

spreadverbUS /spred/

distribute or disperse widely

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

startedverbUS /ˈstɑːrtɪd/

past form of “start” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.

stepnounUS /step/

any maneuver made as part of progress toward a goal

From this reading It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.

stepsnounUS /steps/

a flight of stairs or a flight of steps

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

stoodverbUS /stʊd/

Maintained an upright posture.

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

strawnounUS /strɔː/

plant fiber used e.g. for making baskets and hats or as fodder

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

SundaynounUS /ˈsʌndeɪ/

first day of the week; observed as a day of rest and worship by most Christians

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

twirlingverbUS /ˈtwɜːrlɪŋ/

-ing form of “twirl” — turn in a twisting or spinning motion

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

undignifiedadjectiveUS /ənˈdɪɡnɪfaɪd/

lacking dignity

From this reading It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.

verandanounUS /vərˈændə/

a porch along the outside of a building (sometimes partly enclosed)

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was from this somewhat undignified posture that he was aroused by a step; he started up hastily.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading The young man went on with an anxious smile:

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading A JUDICIAL DECISION The judge refused to take a nap, though when he sat down on the veranda he did take one, lying back in his chair with one of the many sections of the Sunday paper spread over his face.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "I beg your pardon," said the young man, who stood on the steps twirling his straw hat round and round in his hands.

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