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The Happy Average

Chapter XXI

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CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.
Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:
"I'm afraid I can't go."
"Why not?
Lavinia will want to go; she always does."
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The Happy Average

Chapter XXI

Chapter 21 of The Happy Average is here in full — 114 sentences across 23 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/22 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.
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Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:
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"I'm afraid I can't go."
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"Why not?
/waɪ nɑːt/
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Lavinia will want to go; she always does."

Learner Dictionary

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arranging noun US /ərˈeɪndʒɪŋ/

the act of arranging and adapting a piece of music

From this reading “CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.”

counted verb US /ˈkaʊntɪd/

past form of “count” — determine the number or amount of

From this reading “CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.”

enthusiasm noun US /ɪnˈθuːziæzəm/

a feeling of excitement

From this reading “Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:”

eve noun US /iːv/

(Old Testament) Adam's wife in Judeo-Christian mythology: the first woman and mother of the human race; God created Eve from Adam's rib and placed Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden

From this reading “CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.”

irksome adjective US /ˈɜːrksəm/

so lacking in interest as to cause mental weariness

From this reading “Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:”

Lawrence noun US /ˈlɔːrəns/

Roman martyr; supposedly Lawrence was ordered by the police to give up the church's treasure and when he responded by presenting the poor people of Rome he was roasted to death on a gridiron (died in 258)

From this reading “CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.”

Lawrence's noun US /ˈlɔːrənsɪz/

possessive form of “lawrence” — Roman martyr; supposedly Lawrence was ordered by the police to give up the church's treasure and when he responded by presenting the poor people of Rome he was roasted to death on a gridiron (died in 258)

From this reading “Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:”

Marley noun US /ˈmɑːrli/

Jamaican singer who popularized reggae (1945-1981)

From this reading “CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

grand ball adjective + noun

In this reading “CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.”

glad enough adjective + noun

In this reading “Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

afraidadjectiveUS /əˈfreɪd/

filled with fear or apprehension

From this reading "I'm afraid I can't go."

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading Lavinia will want to go; she always does."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

arrangingnounUS /ərˈeɪndʒɪŋ/

the act of arranging and adapting a piece of music

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

assureverbUS /əˈʃʊr/

make certain of

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:

ballnounUS /bɔːl/

round object that is hit or thrown or kicked in games

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I'm afraid I can't go."

CHRISTMASnounUS /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

closeadjectiveUS /kloʊs/

at or within a short distance in space or time or having elements near each other

From this reading Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:

countedverbUS /ˈkaʊntɪd/

past form of “count” — determine the number or amount of

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Lavinia will want to go; she always does."

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:

enthusiasmnounUS /ɪnˈθuːziæzəm/

a feeling of excitement

From this reading Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:

EVEnounUS /iːv/

(Old Testament) Adam's wife in Judeo-Christian mythology: the first woman and mother of the human race; God created Eve from Adam's rib and placed Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

FellowsnounUS /ˈfeloʊz/

plural of “fellow” — a boy or man

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

findingnounUS /ˈfaɪndɪŋ/

the act of determining the properties of something, usually by research or calculation

From this reading Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

gladadjectiveUS /ɡlæd/

showing or causing joy and pleasure; especially made happy

From this reading Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "I'm afraid I can't go."

grandadjectiveUS /ɡrænd/

of behavior that is impressive and ambitious in scale or scope

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

HallnounUS /hɔːl/

an interior passage or corridor onto which rooms open

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I'm afraid I can't go."

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I'm afraid I can't go."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

irksomeadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrksəm/

so lacking in interest as to cause mental weariness

From this reading Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:

Lavinia

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

law-book

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:

LawrencenounUS /ˈlɔːrəns/

Roman martyr; supposedly Lawrence was ordered by the police to give up the church's treasure and when he responded by presenting the poor people of Rome he was roasted to death on a gridiron (died in 258)

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

Lawrence'snounUS /ˈlɔːrənsɪz/

possessive form of “lawrence” — Roman martyr; supposedly Lawrence was ordered by the police to give up the church's treasure and when he responded by presenting the poor people of Rome he was roasted to death on a gridiron (died in 258)

From this reading Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:

listenedverbUS /ˈlɪsənd/

past form of “listen” — hear with intention

From this reading Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:

MarleynounUS /ˈmɑːrli/

Jamaican singer who popularized reggae (1945-1981)

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "Why not?

OddadjectiveUS /ɑːd/

not divisible by two

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Lavinia will want to go; she always does."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading Lavinia will want to go; she always does."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading CHRISTMAS EVE Lawrence was arranging for a grand ball in the Odd Fellows' Hall, on Christmas Eve, and he had, as he came around to the office one day to assure Marley, counted him and Lavinia in.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading Marley, glad enough to close the law-book he was finding more and more irksome, listened to Lawrence's enthusiasm for a while, but said at last:

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Why not?

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Lavinia will want to go; she always does."

Chapter 21 of The Happy Average by Brand Whitlock holds 114 sentences, grouped into 23 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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