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The Happy Herd

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Happy Herd is here in full — 540 sentences across 108 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_Everyone was thoughtful, considerate, kind and very happy.
But where was the right of dignity or individuality?
It was like being dropped into the middle of a nightmare.
The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.
"I still can't figure you," the Captain said.
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The Happy Herd

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Happy Herd is here in full — 540 sentences across 108 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/108 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Everyone was thoughtful, considerate, kind and very happy.
/ˈevriwʌn wɑːz ˈθɔːtfəl kənˈsɪdərət kaɪnd ənd ˈveri ˈhæpi/
Line 2
But where was the right of dignity or individuality?
/bʌt wer wɑːz ðə raɪt ʌv ˈdɪɡnəti ɔːr ˌɪndɪvɪdʒuːˈælɪti/
Line 3
It was like being dropped into the middle of a nightmare.
/ɪt wɑːz laɪk ˈbiːɪŋ drɑːpt ˈɪntuː ðə ˈmɪdəl ʌv ə ˈnaɪt.mɛr/
Line 4
The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.
Line 5
"I still can't figure you," the Captain said.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

considerate adjective US /kənˈsɪdərət/

showing concern for the rights and feelings of others

From this reading “_Everyone was thoughtful, considerate, kind and very happy.”

contacting verb US /ˈkɑːntæktɪŋ/

-ing form of “contact” — be in or establish communication with

From this reading “The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.”

cushion noun US /ˈkʊʃən/

a mechanical damper; absorbs energy of sudden impulses

From this reading “The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.”

individuality noun US /ˌɪndɪvɪdʒuːˈælɪti/

the quality of being individual

From this reading “But where was the right of dignity or individuality?”

nightmare noun US /ˈnaɪt.mɛr/

A terrifying or distressing dream.

From this reading “It was like being dropped into the middle of a nightmare.”

pills noun US /pɪlz/

plural of “pill” — something that resembles a tablet of medicine in shape or size

From this reading “The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.”

pits noun US /pɪts/

plural of “pit” — a sizeable hole (usually in the ground)

From this reading “The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.”

thoughtful adjective US /ˈθɔːtfəl/

having intellectual depth

From this reading “_Everyone was thoughtful, considerate, kind and very happy.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

dropped into verb + particle counted as “drop into”

In this reading “It was like being dropped into the middle of a nightmare.”

into the middle preposition + article + noun counted as “into … middle”

In this reading “It was like being dropped into the middle of a nightmare.”

All words in this reading · 55

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It was like being dropped into the middle of a nightmare.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Everyone was thoughtful, considerate, kind and very happy.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading It was like being dropped into the middle of a nightmare.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But where was the right of dignity or individuality?

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I still can't figure you," the Captain said.

CaptainnounUS /ˈkæptən/

an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

considerateadjectiveUS /kənˈsɪdərət/

showing concern for the rights and feelings of others

From this reading _Everyone was thoughtful, considerate, kind and very happy.

contactingverbUS /ˈkɑːntæktɪŋ/

-ing form of “contact” — be in or establish communication with

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

crowdverbUS /kraʊd/

cause to herd, drive, or crowd together

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

cushionnounUS /ˈkʊʃən/

a mechanical damper; absorbs energy of sudden impulses

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

dignitynounUS /ˈdɪɡnəti/

the quality of being worthy of esteem or respect

From this reading But where was the right of dignity or individuality?

droppedverbUS /drɑːpt/

inflected form of “drop” — let fall to the ground

From this reading It was like being dropped into the middle of a nightmare.

EveryonepronounUS /ˈevriwʌn/

every person

From this reading _Everyone was thoughtful, considerate, kind and very happy.

figurenounUS /ˈfɪɡjər/

a diagram or picture illustrating textual material

From this reading "I still can't figure you," the Captain said.

findsnounUS /faɪndz/

plural of “find” — a productive insight

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

Guardia

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading _Everyone was thoughtful, considerate, kind and very happy.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

hournounUS /ˈaʊər/

a period of time equal to 1/24th of a day

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I still can't figure you," the Captain said.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

individualitynounUS /ˌɪndɪvɪdʒuːˈælɪti/

the quality of being individual

From this reading But where was the right of dignity or individuality?

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading It was like being dropped into the middle of a nightmare.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was like being dropped into the middle of a nightmare.

Kane

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading _Everyone was thoughtful, considerate, kind and very happy.

LanounUS /lɑː/

a white soft metallic element that tarnishes readily; occurs in rare earth minerals and is usually classified as a rare earth

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading It was like being dropped into the middle of a nightmare.

middlenounUS /ˈmɪdəl/

an area that is approximately central within some larger region

From this reading It was like being dropped into the middle of a nightmare.

nakedadjectiveUS /ˈneɪkəd/

completely unclothed

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

nightmarenounUS /ˈnaɪt.mɛr/

A terrifying or distressing dream.

From this reading It was like being dropped into the middle of a nightmare.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading But where was the right of dignity or individuality?

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading But where was the right of dignity or individuality?

pillsnounUS /pɪlz/

plural of “pill” — something that resembles a tablet of medicine in shape or size

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

pitsnounUS /pɪts/

plural of “pit” — a sizeable hole (usually in the ground)

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading But where was the right of dignity or individuality?

runningadjectiveUS /ˈrʌnɪŋ/

(of fluids) moving or issuing in a stream

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "I still can't figure you," the Captain said.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading "I still can't figure you," the Captain said.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading But where was the right of dignity or individuality?

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

thoughtfuladjectiveUS /ˈθɔːtfəl/

having intellectual depth

From this reading _Everyone was thoughtful, considerate, kind and very happy.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading _Everyone was thoughtful, considerate, kind and very happy.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Everyone was thoughtful, considerate, kind and very happy.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading But where was the right of dignity or individuality?

withinprepositionUS /wɪˈðɪn/

inside; before a period of time has passed

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading The kind that finds you running naked in a crowd._ The Captain told Kane to take his cushion pills, that they were contacting the pits at La Guardia within half an hour.

Chapter 1 of The Happy Herd by Bryce Walton holds 540 sentences, grouped into 108 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in The Happy Herd

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Everyone
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Thoughtful
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Considerate
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Happy
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