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The Happy Homicide

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Happy Homicide is here in full — 131 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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It's not so bad, being on trial for murder.
Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!
Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.
The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.
Her toenails were painted red.
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The Happy Homicide

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Happy Homicide is here in full — 131 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/26 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
It's not so bad, being on trial for murder.
Line 2
Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!
Line 3
Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.
Line 4
The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.
/ðə ˈbɑːdi wɑːz ˈkʌvərd wɪð ə waɪt ʃiːt ɪkˈsept fɔːr ðə lɔːŋ slɪm fiːt wɪtʃ wɜːr ˈstɪkɪŋ aʊt/
Line 5
Her toenails were painted red.
/hɜːr ˈtoʊneɪlz wɜːr ˈpeɪntɪd red/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

ambulance noun US /ˈæmbjələns/

a vehicle that takes people to and from hospitals

From this reading “Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.”

Attendants noun US /əˈtendənts/

plural of “attendant” — someone who waits on or tends to or attends to the needs of another

From this reading “Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.”

cot noun US /kɑːt/

a sheath worn to protect a finger

From this reading “Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.”

courtroom noun US /ˈkɔːrtruːm/

a room in which a lawcourt sits

From this reading “Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.”

embarrassing adjective US /ɪmˈberəsɪŋ/

hard to deal with; especially causing pain or embarrassment

From this reading “Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!”

sticking adjective US /ˈstɪkɪŋ/

extending out above or beyond a surface or boundary

From this reading “The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.”

toenails noun US /ˈtoʊneɪlz/

plural of “toenail” — the nail at the end of a toe

From this reading “Her toenails were painted red.”

wheeled adjective US /wiːld/

having wheels; often used in combination

From this reading “Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

principal witness noun + noun

In this reading “Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!”

painted red adjective + noun

In this reading “Her toenails were painted red.”

white sheet noun + noun

In this reading “The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.”

Of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!

ambulancenounUS /ˈæmbjələns/

a vehicle that takes people to and from hospitals

From this reading Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.

AttendantsnounUS /əˈtendənts/

plural of “attendant” — someone who waits on or tends to or attends to the needs of another

From this reading Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading It's not so bad, being on trial for murder.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading It's not so bad, being on trial for murder.

bodynounUS /ˈbɑːdi/

the entire physical structure of an organism (an animal, plant, or human being)

From this reading The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.

Bork

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.

centernounUS /ˈsɛn.tər/

The middle point or core of an area.

From this reading Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.

corpsenounUS /kɔːrps/

the dead body of a human being

From this reading Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!

cotnounUS /kɑːt/

a sheath worn to protect a finger

From this reading Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!

courtroomnounUS /ˈkɔːrtruːm/

a room in which a lawcourt sits

From this reading Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.

coveredadjectiveUS /ˈkʌvərd/

overlaid or spread or topped with or enclosed within something; sometimes used as a combining form

From this reading The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.

embarrassingadjectiveUS /ɪmˈberəsɪŋ/

hard to deal with; especially causing pain or embarrassment

From this reading Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.

Fannie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading It's not so bad, being on trial for murder.

HerdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Her toenails were painted red.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's not so bad, being on trial for murder.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.

murderverbUS /ˈmɜːrdər/

kill intentionally and with premeditation

From this reading It's not so bad, being on trial for murder.

murderedadjectiveUS /ˈmɜːrdərd/

killed unlawfully

From this reading Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading It's not so bad, being on trial for murder.

OfprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It's not so bad, being on trial for murder.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.

paintedadjectiveUS /ˈpeɪntɪd/

coated with paint

From this reading Her toenails were painted red.

principalnounUS /ˈprɪnsəpəl/

the original amount of a debt on which interest is calculated

From this reading Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!

pushingnounUS /ˈpʊʃɪŋ/

the act of applying force in order to move something away

From this reading Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.

rednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading Her toenails were painted red.

sheetnounUS /ʃiːt/

any broad thin expanse or surface

From this reading The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.

slimadjectiveUS /slɪm/

being of delicate or slender build

From this reading The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading It's not so bad, being on trial for murder.

stickingadjectiveUS /ˈstɪkɪŋ/

extending out above or beyond a surface or boundary

From this reading The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!

toenailsnounUS /ˈtoʊneɪlz/

plural of “toenail” — the nail at the end of a toe

From this reading Her toenails were painted red.

trialnounUS /ˈtraɪəl/

the act of testing something

From this reading It's not so bad, being on trial for murder.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.

wheeledadjectiveUS /wiːld/

having wheels; often used in combination

From this reading Attendants pushing an ambulance cot wheeled what was left of murdered Fannie Bork into the center of the courtroom.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The body was covered with a white sheet, except for the long, slim feet which were sticking out.

witnessnounUS /ˈwɪtnəs/

someone who sees an event and reports what happened

From this reading Of course, it's a little embarrassing--when the principal witness is the corpse!

Chapter 1 of The Happy Homicide by Frank Banta holds 131 sentences, grouped into 27 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 131 sentences of The Happy Homicide, unabridged, divided into 27 reading sections.

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About 10 minutes of reading across 27 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The Happy Homicide

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Happy Homicide, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Being
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Happy Homicide; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Trial
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Happy Homicide; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Murder
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Happy Homicide; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Course
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Happy Homicide; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.