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The History of Pendennis

Chapter XXII · Chapter 22

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Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.
I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.
Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!
The way in which that Calverley talks slang, is quite disgusting.
I hate chaff in a woman.
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The History of Pendennis

Chapter XXII · Chapter 22

Chapter 22 of The History of Pendennis is here in full — 370 sentences across 74 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/74 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.
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I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.
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Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!
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The way in which that Calverley talks slang, is quite disgusting.
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I hate chaff in a woman.
/aɪ heɪt tʃæf ɪn ə ˈwʊmən/

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chaff verb US /tʃæf/

be silly or tease one another

From this reading “I hate chaff in a woman.”

deuce noun US /duːs/

a tie in tennis or table tennis that requires winning two successive points to win the game

From this reading ““I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.”

disgusting adjective US /dɪsˈɡʌstɪŋ/

highly offensive; arousing aversion or disgust

From this reading “The way in which that Calverley talks slang, is quite disgusting.”

Greenwich noun US /ˈɡrenɪtʃ/

a borough of Greater London on the Thames; zero degrees of longitude runs through Greenwich; time is measured relative to Greenwich Mean Time

From this reading “Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.”

guineas noun US /ˈɡɪniz/

plural of “guinea” — a former British gold coin worth 21 shillings

From this reading “Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.”

pantomime noun US /ˈpæntəmaɪm/

a performance using gestures and body movements without words

From this reading ““Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!”

Richmond noun US /ˈrɪtʃmənd/

capital of the state of Virginia located in the east central part of the state; was capital of the Confederacy during the American Civil War

From this reading “Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.”

slang verb US /slæŋ/

use slang or vulgar language

From this reading “The way in which that Calverley talks slang, is quite disgusting.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

bothdeterminerUS /boʊθ/

the two together, not just one

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

Calverley

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From this reading The way in which that Calverley talks slang, is quite disgusting.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

CarriesnounUS /ˈkæriz/

plural of “carry” — the act of carrying something

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

chaffverbUS /tʃæf/

be silly or tease one another

From this reading I hate chaff in a woman.

cheeksnounUS /tʃiːks/

plural of “cheek” — either side of the face below the eyes

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

Clown's

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From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading “I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.

crow's-feet

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

deucenounUS /duːs/

a tie in tennis or table tennis that requires winning two successive points to win the game

From this reading “I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.

dinnernounUS /ˈdɪnər/

the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

disgustingadjectiveUS /dɪsˈɡʌstɪŋ/

highly offensive; arousing aversion or disgust

From this reading The way in which that Calverley talks slang, is quite disgusting.

drearyadjectiveUS /ˈdrɪri/

lacking in liveliness or charm or surprise

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

entertainmentnounUS /ˌentərˈteɪnmənt/

an activity that is diverting and that holds the attention

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

Foker

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

GreenwichnounUS /ˈɡrenɪtʃ/

a borough of Greater London on the Thames; zero degrees of longitude runs through Greenwich; time is measured relative to Greenwich Mean Time

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

guineasnounUS /ˈɡɪniz/

plural of “guinea” — a former British gold coin worth 21 shillings

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

hatenounUS /heɪt/

the emotion of intense dislike; a feeling of dislike so strong that it demands action

From this reading I hate chaff in a woman.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

laidadjectiveUS /leɪd/

set down according to a plan

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

likedadjectiveUS /laɪkt/

found pleasant or attractive; often used as a combining form

From this reading “I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading “I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.

mortaladjectiveUS /ˈmɔːrtəl/

subject to death

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading “I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.

paintverbUS /peɪnt/

make a painting

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

pantomimenounUS /ˈpæntəmaɪm/

a performance using gestures and body movements without words

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading “I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.

PooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading The way in which that Calverley talks slang, is quite disgusting.

ReadernounUS /ˈriːdər/

a person who enjoys reading

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

RichmondnounUS /ˈrɪtʃmənd/

capital of the state of Virginia located in the east central part of the state; was capital of the Confederacy during the American Civil War

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

Rougemont's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

slangverbUS /slæŋ/

use slang or vulgar language

From this reading The way in which that Calverley talks slang, is quite disgusting.

talksnounUS /tɔːks/

a discussion intended to produce an agreement

From this reading The way in which that Calverley talks slang, is quite disgusting.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The way in which that Calverley talks slang, is quite disgusting.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading “I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.

thickadjectiveUS /θɪk/

not thin; of a specific thickness or of relatively great extent from one surface to the opposite usually in the smallest of the three solid dimensions

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading “I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

wastedadjectiveUS /ˈweɪstɪd/

serving no useful purpose; having no excuse for being

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading The way in which that Calverley talks slang, is quite disgusting.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Carries the Reader both to Richmond and Greenwich Poor Foker found the dinner at Richmond to be the most dreary entertainment upon which ever mortal man wasted his guineas.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading “Why, I can see the crow’s-feet under Rougemont’s eyes, and the paint on her cheeks is laid on as thick as Clown’s in a pantomime!

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading I hate chaff in a woman.

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading “I wonder how the deuce I could ever have liked these people,” he thought in his own mind.

Chapter 22 of The History of Pendennis by William Makepeace Thackeray holds 370 sentences, grouped into 74 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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