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Chapter VII · Chapter 7

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"That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."
"I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'
'Oh,' I said, 'I can't very well.'
'Nonsense,' he said, 'You're on the other side but what does that matter?'
Well, we went up to his room, and there he had whiskey, and gin, and lager,--everything.
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The Hohenzollerns in America With the

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of The Hohenzollerns in America With the is here in full — 414 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."
Line 2
"I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'
Line 3
'Oh,' I said, 'I can't very well.'
Line 4
'Nonsense,' he said, 'You're on the other side but what does that matter?'
Line 5
Well, we went up to his room, and there he had whiskey, and gin, and lager,--everything.

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darned adjective US /dɑːrnd/

expletives used informally as intensifiers

From this reading “"That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."”

gin noun US /dʒɪn/

strong liquor flavored with juniper berries

From this reading “Well, we went up to his room, and there he had whiskey, and gin, and lager,--everything.”

lager noun US /ˈlɑːɡər/

a camp defended by a circular formation of wagons

From this reading “Well, we went up to his room, and there he had whiskey, and gin, and lager,--everything.”

magnetism noun US /ˈmæɡnətɪzəm/

attraction for iron; associated with electric currents as well as magnets; characterized by fields of force

From this reading “"That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."”

murmured verb US /ˈmɜːrmərd/

past form of “murmur” — speak softly or indistinctly

From this reading “"That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."”

Nonsense noun US /ˈnɑːnsens/

a message that seems to convey no meaning

From this reading “'Nonsense,' he said, 'You're on the other side but what does that matter?'”

ounce noun US /aʊns/

a unit of apothecary weight equal to 480 grains or one twelfth of a troy pound

From this reading “"That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."”

whiskey noun US /ˈwɪski/

a liquor made from fermented mash of grain

From this reading “Well, we went up to his room, and there he had whiskey, and gin, and lager,--everything.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

Bughouse

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading 'Nonsense,' he said, 'You're on the other side but what does that matter?'

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 'Oh,' I said, 'I can't very well.'

ComeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

darnedadjectiveUS /dɑːrnd/

expletives used informally as intensifiers

From this reading "That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading 'Nonsense,' he said, 'You're on the other side but what does that matter?'

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading Well, we went up to his room, and there he had whiskey, and gin, and lager,--everything.

ginnounUS /dʒɪn/

strong liquor flavored with juniper berries

From this reading Well, we went up to his room, and there he had whiskey, and gin, and lager,--everything.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Well, we went up to his room, and there he had whiskey, and gin, and lager,--everything.

hasn't

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From this reading "That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Well, we went up to his room, and there he had whiskey, and gin, and lager,--everything.

hotelnounUS /hoʊˈtel/

a building where travelers can pay for lodging and meals and other services

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."

lagernounUS /ˈlɑːɡər/

a camp defended by a circular formation of wagons

From this reading Well, we went up to his room, and there he had whiskey, and gin, and lager,--everything.

magnetismnounUS /ˈmæɡnətɪzəm/

attraction for iron; associated with electric currents as well as magnets; characterized by fields of force

From this reading "That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading 'Nonsense,' he said, 'You're on the other side but what does that matter?'

metverbUS /met/

inflected form of “meet” — come together

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

murmuredverbUS /ˈmɜːrmərd/

past form of “murmur” — speak softly or indistinctly

From this reading "That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

NonsensenounUS /ˈnɑːnsens/

a message that seems to convey no meaning

From this reading 'Nonsense,' he said, 'You're on the other side but what does that matter?'

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading 'Oh,' I said, 'I can't very well.'

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

ouncenounUS /aʊns/

a unit of apothecary weight equal to 480 grains or one twelfth of a troy pound

From this reading "That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."

OurdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

Shortis

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading 'Nonsense,' he said, 'You're on the other side but what does that matter?'

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."

streetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading 'Nonsense,' he said, 'You're on the other side but what does that matter?'

That's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Well, we went up to his room, and there he had whiskey, and gin, and lager,--everything.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "That's so," they murmured, "magnetism, Our man hasn't a darned ounce of it."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading 'Oh,' I said, 'I can't very well.'

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Well, we went up to his room, and there he had whiskey, and gin, and lager,--everything.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading 'Oh,' I said, 'I can't very well.'

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "I met Shortis the other night in the street," went on Mr. Bughouse, "and he said, 'Come on up to my room in the hotel.'

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading 'Nonsense,' he said, 'You're on the other side but what does that matter?'

whiskeynounUS /ˈwɪski/

a liquor made from fermented mash of grain

From this reading Well, we went up to his room, and there he had whiskey, and gin, and lager,--everything.

You're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 'Nonsense,' he said, 'You're on the other side but what does that matter?'

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