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The Humbugs of the World

Chapter I

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HUMBUGS OF THE WORLD.
AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.
P. T. BARNUM.
"Omne ignotum pro mirifico."--"Wonderful, because mysterious."
Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Humbugs of the World

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Humbugs of the World is here in full — 110 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/22 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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HUMBUGS OF THE WORLD.
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AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.
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P. T. BARNUM.
/piː tiː ˈbɑːrnəm/
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"Omne ignotum pro mirifico."--"Wonderful, because mysterious."
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Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

Learner Dictionary

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ages noun US /ˈeɪdʒəz/

plural of “age” — how long something has existed

From this reading “AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.”

barnum noun US /ˈbɑːrnəm/

United States showman who popularized the circus (1810-1891)

From this reading “P. T. BARNUM.”

Clerk's noun US /klɜːrks/

possessive form of “clerk” — an employee who performs clerical work (e.g., keeps records or accounts)

From this reading “Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.”

Congress noun US /ˈkɑːŋɡrəs/

the legislature of the United States government

From this reading “Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.”

deceits noun US /dəˈsiːts/

plural of “deceit” — the quality of being fraudulent

From this reading “AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.”

delusions noun US /dɪˈluːʒənz/

plural of “delusion” — (psychology) an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary

From this reading “AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.”

District noun US /ˈdɪstrɪkt/

a region marked off for administrative or other purposes

From this reading “Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.”

pro noun US /proʊ/

an athlete who plays for pay

From this reading “"Omne ignotum pro mirifico."--"Wonderful, because mysterious."”

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Act of verb + particle

In this reading “Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.”

All words in this reading · 42

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1865

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From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

accordingadjectiveUS /əˈkɔːrdɪŋ/

(followed by “to”) in agreement with or accordant with

From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

ACCOUNTnounUS /əˈkaʊnt/

a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.

ActverbUS /ækt/

perform an action, or work out or perform (an action)

From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

AGESnounUS /ˈeɪdʒəz/

plural of “age” — how long something has existed

From this reading AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.

ALLadjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.

ANdeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.

BARNUMnounUS /ˈbɑːrnəm/

United States showman who popularized the circus (1810-1891)

From this reading P. T. BARNUM.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading "Omne ignotum pro mirifico."--"Wonderful, because mysterious."

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

Clerk'snounUS /klɜːrks/

possessive form of “clerk” — an employee who performs clerical work (e.g., keeps records or accounts)

From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

CongressnounUS /ˈkɑːŋɡrəs/

the legislature of the United States government

From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

CourtnounUS /kɔːrt/

an assembly (including one or more judges) to conduct judicial business

From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

DECEITSnounUS /dəˈsiːts/

plural of “deceit” — the quality of being fraudulent

From this reading AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.

DECEIVERS

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From this reading AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.

DELUSIONSnounUS /dɪˈluːʒənz/

plural of “delusion” — (psychology) an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary

From this reading AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.

DistrictnounUS /ˈdɪstrɪkt/

a region marked off for administrative or other purposes

From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

EnteredverbUS /ˈentərd/

past form of “enter” — to come or go into

From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

GENERALLYadverbUS /ˈdʒenərəli/

usually; as a rule

From this reading AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.

HUMBUGS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HUMBUGS OF THE WORLD.

ignotum

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Omne ignotum pro mirifico."--"Wonderful, because mysterious."

IMPOSITIONS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.

INprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.

mirifico

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Omne ignotum pro mirifico."--"Wonderful, because mysterious."

mysteriousadjectiveUS /mɪˈstɪriəs/

of an obscure nature

From this reading "Omne ignotum pro mirifico."--"Wonderful, because mysterious."

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading HUMBUGS OF THE WORLD.

OfficenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

Omne

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Omne ignotum pro mirifico."--"Wonderful, because mysterious."

PnounUS /piː/

a multivalent nonmetallic element of the nitrogen family that occurs commonly in inorganic phosphate rocks and as organic phosphates in all living cells; is highly reactive and occurs in several allotropic forms

From this reading P. T. BARNUM.

pronounUS /proʊ/

an athlete who plays for pay

From this reading "Omne ignotum pro mirifico."--"Wonderful, because mysterious."

QUACKERIES

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading AN ACCOUNT OF HUMBUGS, DELUSIONS, IMPOSITIONS, QUACKERIES, DECEITS AND DECEIVERS GENERALLY, IN ALL AGES.

SouthernadjectiveUS /ˈsʌðərn/

in or characteristic of a region of the United States south of (approximately) the Mason-Dixon line

From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

TnounUS /tiː/

a base found in DNA (but not in RNA) and derived from pyrimidine; pairs with adenine

From this reading P. T. BARNUM.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading HUMBUGS OF THE WORLD.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

WonderfuladjectiveUS /ˈwʌndərfəl/

extraordinarily good or great; used especially as intensifiers

From this reading "Omne ignotum pro mirifico."--"Wonderful, because mysterious."

WORLDnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading HUMBUGS OF THE WORLD.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1865, by In the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Southern District of New York.

Chapter 1 of The Humbugs of the World by P. T. (Phineas Taylor) Barnum holds 110 sentences, grouped into 22 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Humbugs
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Humbugs of the World; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
World
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Account
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Delusions
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