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The Humbugs of the World

Chapter III

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MONSIEUR MANGIN, THE FRENCH HUMBUG.
One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.
Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.
While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.
He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.
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The Humbugs of the World

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of The Humbugs of the World is here in full — 210 sentences across 42 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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MONSIEUR MANGIN, THE FRENCH HUMBUG.
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One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.
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Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.
/fjuː ˈpɜːrsənz huː hæv ˈvɪzɪtɪd ðə frentʃ ˈkæpətəl wɪˈðɪn ðə læst ten ɔːr twelv jɪrz kæn hæv feɪld tuː hæv siːn hɪm ənd wʌns siːn hiː wɑːz nɑːt tuː biː fərˈɡɑːt.n̩/
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While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.
/waɪl ˈpæsɪŋ θruː ðə ˈpʌblɪk striːts ðer wɑːz ˈnʌθɪŋ ɪn hɪz ˈpɜːrsɪnəl əˈpɪrəns tuː dɪˈstɪŋɡwɪʃ hɪm frʌm ˈeni ˈɔːrdəneri ˈdʒentəlmɪn/
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He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.
/hiː droʊv ə per ʌv beɪ ˈhɔːrsəz əˈtætʃt tuː æn ˈoʊ.pən ˈkærɪdʒ wɪð tuː siːts ðə bæk wʌn ˈɔːlweɪz ˈɑːkjəpaɪd baɪ hɪz væˈleɪ/

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attached adjective US /əˈtætʃt/

being joined in close association

From this reading “He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.”

distinguish verb US /dɪˈstɪŋɡwɪʃ/

mark as different

From this reading “While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.”

humbug noun US /ˈhʌmbʌɡ/

pretentious or silly talk or writing

From this reading “MONSIEUR MANGIN, THE FRENCH HUMBUG.”

maker noun US /ˈmeɪkər/

a person who makes things

From this reading “One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.”

pencil noun US /ˈpensəl/

a thin cylindrical pointed writing implement; a rod of marking substance encased in wood

From this reading “One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.”

seats noun US /siːts/

an area that includes places where several people can sit

From this reading “He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.”

unique adjective US /juːˈniːk/

radically distinctive and without equal

From this reading “One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.”

valet noun US /væˈleɪ/

a manservant who acts as a personal attendant to his employer

From this reading “He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.”

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personal appearance adjective + noun

In this reading “While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.”

twelve years noun + noun

In this reading “Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.”

bay horses noun + noun counted as “bay horse”

In this reading “He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.”

open carriage verb + noun

In this reading “He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.”

public streets noun + noun counted as “public street”

In this reading “While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.”

any ordinary adjective + noun

In this reading “While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.”

present day verb + noun

In this reading “One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.”

last ten adjective + noun

In this reading “Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

appearancenounUS /əˈpɪrəns/

outward or visible aspect of a person or thing

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

attachedadjectiveUS /əˈtætʃt/

being joined in close association

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

baynounUS /beɪ/

an indentation of a shoreline larger than a cove but smaller than a gulf

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

blackleadverb

cover with graphite

From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

capitalnounUS /ˈkæpətəl/

assets available for use in the production of further assets

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

carriagenounUS /ˈkærɪdʒ/

a railcar where passengers ride

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

distinguishverbUS /dɪˈstɪŋɡwɪʃ/

mark as different

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

drovenounUS /droʊv/

a group of animals (a herd or flock) moving together

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

failedverbUS /feɪld/

past form of “fail” — fail to do something; leave something undone

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

FewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

forgottenadjectiveUS /fərˈɡɑːt.n̩/

Not remembered; lapsed from memory.

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

FRENCHnounUS /frentʃ/

the Romance language spoken in France and in countries colonized by France

From this reading MONSIEUR MANGIN, THE FRENCH HUMBUG.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

gentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

horsesnounUS /ˈhɔːrsəz/

plural of “horse” — solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

HUMBUGnounUS /ˈhʌmbʌɡ/

pretentious or silly talk or writing

From this reading MONSIEUR MANGIN, THE FRENCH HUMBUG.

humbugs

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From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

lateadjectiveUS /leɪt/

being or occurring at an advanced period of time or after a usual or expected time

From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

makernounUS /ˈmeɪkər/

a person who makes things

From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

MANGIN

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MONSIEUR MANGIN, THE FRENCH HUMBUG.

MONSIEURnounUS /məˈsjɜːr/

used as a French courtesy title; equivalent to English “Mr”

From this reading MONSIEUR MANGIN, THE FRENCH HUMBUG.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

occupiedadjectiveUS /ˈɑːkjəpaɪd/

held or filled or in use

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

ordinarynounUS /ˈɔːrdəneri/

a judge of a probate court

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

originaladjectiveUS /ərˈɪdʒənəl/

preceding all others in time or being as first made or performed

From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

pairnounUS /per/

a set of two similar things considered as a unit

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

ParisnounUS /ˈperɪs/

the capital and largest city of France; and international center of culture and commerce

From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

passingnounUS /ˈpæsɪŋ/

(American football) a play that involves one player throwing the ball to a teammate

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

pencilnounUS /ˈpensəl/

a thin cylindrical pointed writing implement; a rod of marking substance encased in wood

From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

personaladjectiveUS /ˈpɜːrsɪnəl/

concerning or affecting a particular person or his or her private life and personality

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

personsnounUS /ˈpɜːrsənz/

plural of “person” — a human being

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

seatsnounUS /siːts/

an area that includes places where several people can sit

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

streetsnounUS /striːts/

plural of “street” — a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

successfuladjectiveUS /səkˈsesfəl/

having succeeded or being marked by a favorable outcome

From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading MONSIEUR MANGIN, THE FRENCH HUMBUG.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

twelvenounUS /twelv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

uniqueadjectiveUS /juːˈniːk/

radically distinctive and without equal

From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

valetnounUS /væˈleɪ/

a manservant who acts as a personal attendant to his employer

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

visitedverbUS /ˈvɪzɪtɪd/

past form of “visit” — go to see a place, as for entertainment

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading One of the most original, unique, and successful humbugs of the present day was the late Monsieur Mangin, the blacklead pencil maker of Paris.

WhileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading While passing through the public streets, there was nothing in his personal appearance to distinguish him from any ordinary gentlemen.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading He drove a pair of bay horses, attached to an open carriage with two seats, the back one always occupied by his valet.

withinprepositionUS /wɪˈðɪn/

inside; before a period of time has passed

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading Few persons who have visited the French capital within the last ten or twelve years can have failed to have seen him, and once seen he was not to be forgotten.

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