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The Humbugs of the World

Chapter XVIII

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LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.
I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.
They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.
These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.
P. Harper; Browne, Sherman & Co.; Hammett & Co.; Charles A. Herbert; Geo.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Humbugs of the World

Chapter XVIII

Chapter 18 of The Humbugs of the World is here in full — 173 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.
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I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.
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They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.
/ðeɪ ˈɔːlsoʊ pruːv ðæt ðer ɑːr ə ɡʊd ˈmeni mɔːr fuːlz əˈlaɪv ɪn ˈaʊər ɡreɪt riˈpʌblək ðæn sʌm ʌv ʌs wʊd laɪk tuː ədˈmɪt/
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These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.
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P. Harper; Browne, Sherman & Co.; Hammett & Co.; Charles A. Herbert; Geo.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

circulars noun US /ˈsɜːrkjələrz/

plural of “circular” — an advertisement (usually printed on a page or in a leaflet) intended for wide distribution

From this reading “I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.”

extant adjective US /ˈekstənt/

still in existence; not extinct or destroyed or lost

From this reading “I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.”

Hammett noun US /ˈhæmɪt/

United States writer of hard-boiled detective fiction (1894-1961)

From this reading “P. Harper; Browne, Sherman & Co.; Hammett & Co.; Charles A. Herbert; Geo.”

lottery noun US /ˈlɑːtəri/

something that is regarded as a chance event

From this reading “LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.”

Mayo noun US /ˈmeɪoʊ/

egg yolks and oil and vinegar

From this reading “These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.”

respectively adverb US /rɪˈspektɪvli/

in the order given

From this reading “These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.”

Sherman noun US /ˈʃɜːrmən/

United States general who was commander of all Union troops in the West; he captured Atlanta and led a destructive march to the sea that cut the Confederacy in two (1820-1891)

From this reading “P. Harper; Browne, Sherman & Co.; Hammett & Co.; Charles A. Herbert; Geo.”

swindles noun US /ˈswɪndəlz/

plural of “swindle” — the act of swindling by some fraudulent scheme

From this reading “I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

STRANGE COINCIDENCE adjective + noun

In this reading “LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.”

Great Republic adjective + noun

In this reading “They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.”

All words in this reading · 92

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

admitverbUS /ədˈmɪt/

declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

AlexandernounUS /ˌæləɡˈzændər/

European herb somewhat resembling celery widely naturalized in Britain coastal regions and often cultivated as a potherb

From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

aliveadjectiveUS /əˈlaɪv/

possessing life

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

BOULT

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From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

BROTHERSnounUS /ˈbrʌðərz/

plural of “brother” — a male with the same parents as someone else

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

BrownenounUS /braʊn/

English illustrator of several of Dickens' novels (1815-1882)

From this reading P. Harper; Browne, Sherman & Co.; Hammett & Co.; Charles A. Herbert; Geo.

BUSINESSnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

CENTRALadjectiveUS /ˈsentrəl/

serving as an essential component

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

CharlesnounUS /tʃɑːrlz/

King of France from 1560 to 1574 whose reign was dominated by his mother Catherine de Medicis (1550-1574)

From this reading P. Harper; Browne, Sherman & Co.; Hammett & Co.; Charles A. Herbert; Geo.

circularsnounUS /ˈsɜːrkjələrz/

plural of “circular” — an advertisement (usually printed on a page or in a leaflet) intended for wide distribution

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

ConounUS /koʊ/

an odorless very poisonous gas that is a product of incomplete combustion of carbon

From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

COINCIDENCEnounUS /koʊˈɪnsɪdəns/

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

COMPANYnounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

Dusen

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From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

EnounUS /iː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that is essential for normal reproduction; an important antioxidant that neutralizes free radicals in the body

From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

extantadjectiveUS /ˈekstənt/

still in existence; not extinct or destroyed or lost

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

FnounUS /ef/

a degree on the Fahrenheit scale of temperature

From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

foolishadjectiveUS /ˈfuːlɪʃ/

devoid of good sense or judgment

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

foolsnounUS /fuːlz/

plural of “fool” — a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

FORprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

Geo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

GreatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

HammettnounUS /ˈhæmɪt/

United States writer of hard-boiled detective fiction (1894-1961)

From this reading P. Harper; Browne, Sherman & Co.; Hammett & Co.; Charles A. Herbert; Geo.

HarpernounUS /ˈhɑːrpər/

someone who plays the harp

From this reading P. Harper; Browne, Sherman & Co.; Hammett & Co.; Charles A. Herbert; Geo.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

HerbertnounUS /ˈhɜːrbərt/

United States musician and composer and conductor noted for his comic operas (1859-1924)

From this reading P. Harper; Browne, Sherman & Co.; Hammett & Co.; Charles A. Herbert; Geo.

HISdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

humbugs

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

illustrateverbUS /ˈɪləstreɪt/

clarify by giving an example of

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

KENNETH

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From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

KIMBALL

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From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

lithographed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

LOCATIONnounUS /loʊˈkeɪʃən/

a point or extent in space

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

LOTTERYnounUS /ˈlɑːtəri/

something that is regarded as a chance event

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

massnounUS /mæs/

the property of a body that causes it to have weight in a gravitational field

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

MayonounUS /ˈmeɪoʊ/

egg yolks and oil and vinegar

From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

MOREadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

namesnounUS /neɪmz/

verbal abuse; a crude substitute for argument

From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

PnounUS /piː/

a multivalent nonmetallic element of the nitrogen family that occurs commonly in inorganic phosphate rocks and as organic phosphates in all living cells; is highly reactive and occurs in several allotropic forms

From this reading P. Harper; Browne, Sherman & Co.; Hammett & Co.; Charles A. Herbert; Geo.

papersnounUS /ˈpeɪpərz/

writing that provides information (especially information of an official nature)

From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

printedverbUS /ˈprɪntɪd/

past form of “print” — put into print

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

proveverbUS /pruːv/

be shown or be found to be

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

RepublicnounUS /riˈpʌblək/

a political system in which the supreme power lies in a body of citizens who can elect people to represent them

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

respectivelyadverbUS /rɪˈspektɪvli/

in the order given

From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

SEVENTEENTHLIES

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From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

SHARKSnounUS /ʃɑːrks/

plural of “shark” — any of numerous elongate mostly marine carnivorous fishes with heterocercal caudal fins and tough skin covered with small toothlike scales

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

ShermannounUS /ˈʃɜːrmən/

United States general who was commander of all Union troops in the West; he captured Atlanta and led a destructive march to the sea that cut the Confederacy in two (1820-1891)

From this reading P. Harper; Browne, Sherman & Co.; Hammett & Co.; Charles A. Herbert; Geo.

signedadjectiveUS /saɪnd/

having a handwritten signature

From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

STRANGEadjectiveUS /streɪndʒ/

being definitely out of the ordinary and unexpected; slightly odd or even a bit weird

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

swindlesnounUS /ˈswɪndəlz/

plural of “swindle” — the act of swindling by some fraudulent scheme

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

ThesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

ThomasnounUS /ˈtɑːməs/

United States clockmaker who introduced mass production (1785-1859)

From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

TWOnounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

VannounUS /væn/

any creative group active in the innovation and application of new concepts and techniques in a given field (especially in the arts)

From this reading These letters and papers are signed, respectively, by the following names: Alexander Van Dusen; Thomas Boult & Co.; E. F. Mayo; Geo.

viciousadjectiveUS /ˈvɪʃəs/

(of persons or their actions) able or disposed to inflict pain or suffering

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

WANTEDadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːntɪd/

desired or wished for or sought

From this reading LOTTERY SHARKS.--BOULT AND HIS BROTHERS.--KENNETH, KIMBALL AND COMPANY.--A MORE CENTRAL LOCATION WANTED FOR BUSINESS.--TWO SEVENTEENTHLIES.--STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading They also prove that there are a good many more fools alive in our Great Republic than some of us would like to admit.

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading I have before me a mass of letters, printed and lithographed circulars, and the like, which illustrate well two or three of the most foolish and vicious swindles [it is wrong to call them humbugs] now extant.

Chapter 18 of The Humbugs of the World by P. T. (Phineas Taylor) Barnum holds 173 sentences, grouped into 35 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in The Humbugs of the World

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Humbugs of the World, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Humbugs
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Humbugs of the World; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
World
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Account
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Delusions
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