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The Humbugs of the World

Chapter XXX · Charms and Incantations.--How Cato Cured

Chapter XXX of The Humbugs of the World, “Charms and Incantations.--How Cato Cured,” is here in full — 90 sentences across 18 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.
WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.
It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.
Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.
The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."
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The Humbugs of the World

Chapter XXX · Charms and Incantations.--How Cato Cured

Chapter XXX of The Humbugs of the World, “Charms and Incantations.--How Cato Cured,” is here in full — 90 sentences across 18 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.
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WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.
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It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.
/ɪt ɪz wɜːrθ waɪl tuː prɪnt ɪn pleɪn ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ fɔːr maɪ ˈriːdərz ə ɡʊd səˈlekʃən ʌv ðə ˈveri wɜːrdz wɪtʃ hæv bɪn bɪˈliːvd ɔːr ɑːr stɪl bɪˈliːvd tuː pəˈzes ˈmædʒɪk ˈpaʊər/
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Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.
/ðen ˈeni huː tʃuːz meɪ ˈɑːpəreɪt baɪ ðemˈselvz ɔːr meɪ pʊt sʌm boʊld frend ʌp ɪn ə ˈkɔːrnər ənd bleɪz əˈweɪ æt hɪm ɔːr hɜːr ənˈtɪl ðeɪ ɑːr ˈhoʊli ˈsætəsfaɪd əˈbaʊt ðə ˈpaʊər ʌv ˈmædʒɪk/
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The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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abracadabra noun US /ˌæbrəkəˈdæbrə/

gibberish and nonsense

From this reading “SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.”

cramp noun US /kræmp/

a painful and involuntary muscular contraction

From this reading “SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.”

cures noun US /kjʊrz/

plural of “cure” — a medicine or therapy that cures disease or relieve pain

From this reading “SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.”

curses noun US /ˈkɜːrsɪz/

plural of “curse” — profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger

From this reading “WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.”

operate verb US /ˈɑːpəreɪt/

direct or control; projects, businesses, etc.

From this reading “Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.”

sprains noun US /spreɪnz/

plural of “sprain” — a painful injury to a joint caused by a sudden wrenching of its ligaments

From this reading “SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.”

witches noun US /ˈwɪtʃəz/

plural of “witch” — a female sorcerer or magician

From this reading “WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.”

wright's noun US /raɪts/

possessive form of “wright” — United States writer of detective novels (1888-1939)

From this reading “WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

magic power noun + noun

In this reading “It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.”

in a corner preposition + article + noun counted as “in … corner”

In this reading “Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.”

CURES FOR verb + particle counted as “cure for”

In this reading “SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.”

NAME OF verb + particle

In this reading “SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.”

All words in this reading · 110

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

ABRACADABRAnounUS /ˌæbrəkəˈdæbrə/

gibberish and nonsense

From this reading SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.

accountnounUS /əˈkaʊnt/

a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

astaries

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From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

astaris

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From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

believedverbUS /bɪˈliːvd/

past form of “believe” — accept as true; take to be true

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

blazenounUS /bleɪz/

a strong flame that burns brightly

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

boldadjectiveUS /boʊld/

fearless and daring

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

Cato

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From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

chooseverbUS /tʃuːz/

pick out, select, or choose from a number of alternatives

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

CITIESnounUS /ˈsɪtiz/

plural of “city” — a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.

cornernounUS /ˈkɔːrnər/

a place off to the side of an area

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

CRAMPnounUS /kræmp/

a painful and involuntary muscular contraction

From this reading SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.

cureverbUS /kjʊr/

provide a cure for, make healthy again

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

CURESnounUS /kjʊrz/

plural of “cure” — a medicine or therapy that cures disease or relieve pain

From this reading SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.

CURSESnounUS /ˈkɜːrsɪz/

plural of “curse” — profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger

From this reading WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.

damnaustra

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

dardaries

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From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

Daries

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

DEVILnounUS /ˈdevəl/

(Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell

From this reading WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.

domiabo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

famousadjectiveUS /ˈfeɪməs/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

FORprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

GODnounUS /ɡɑːd/

the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

grumness

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From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

HORSESnounUS /ˈhɔːrsəz/

plural of “horse” — solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.

HOW

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From this reading WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.

Huat

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From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

illadjectiveUS /ɪl/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

ista

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

magicnounUS /ˈmædʒɪk/

any art that invokes supernatural powers

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

motas

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From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

MRnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

NAMEverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.

NAMESnounUS /neɪmz/

verbal abuse; a crude substitute for argument

From this reading SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.

operateverbUS /ˈɑːpəreɪt/

direct or control; projects, businesses, etc.

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

others

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From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

pista

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From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

plainadjectiveUS /pleɪn/

clearly revealed to the mind or the senses or judgment

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

possessverbUS /pəˈzes/

have as an attribute, knowledge, or skill

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

powernounUS /ˈpaʊər/

possession of controlling influence

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

printnounUS /prɪnt/

the text appearing in a book, newspaper, or other printed publication

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

RAISEverbUS /reɪz/

raise the level or amount of something

From this reading WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.

readersnounUS /ˈriːdərz/

plural of “reader” — a person who enjoys reading

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

RomanadjectiveUS /ˈroʊmən/

relating to or characteristic of people of Rome

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

satisfiedadjectiveUS /ˈsætəsfaɪd/

filled with satisfaction

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

SECRETnounUS /ˈsiː.krət/

Something that is kept or meant to be kept unknown or unseen by others.

From this reading SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.

selectionnounUS /səˈlekʃən/

the act of choosing or selecting

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

SIGIL

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.

sista

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From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

SPRAINSnounUS /spreɪnz/

plural of “sprain” — a painful injury to a joint caused by a sudden wrenching of its ligaments

From this reading SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading SPRAINS.--THE SECRET NAME OF GOD.--SECRET NAMES OF CITIES.--ABRACADABRA.--CURES FOR CRAMP.--MR.

THEIRdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

virtuenounUS /ˈvɝː.tʃuː/

Moral excellence and goodness of character; the highest human attainment in Stoic philosophy.

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

WHISKERIFUSTICUS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

whollyadverbUS /ˈhoʊli/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading Then any who choose, may operate by themselves or may put some bold friend up in a corner, and blaze away at him or her until they are wholly satisfied about the power of magic.

WITCHESnounUS /ˈwɪtʃəz/

plural of “witch” — a female sorcerer or magician

From this reading WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

worthnounUS /wɜːrθ/

an indefinite quantity of something having a specified value

From this reading It is worth while to print in plain English for my readers a good selection of the very words which have been believed, or are still believed, to possess magic power.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading The Roman Cato, so famous for his grumness and virtue, believed that if he were ill, it would much help him, and that it would cure sprains in others, to say over these words: "Daries, dardaries, astaris, ista, pista, sista," or, as another account has it, "motas, daries, dardaries, astaries;" or, as still another account says, "Huat, huat, huat; ista, pista, sista; domiabo, damnaustra."

WRIGHT'SnounUS /raɪts/

possessive form of “wright” — United States writer of detective novels (1888-1939)

From this reading WRIGHT'S SIGIL.--WHISKERIFUSTICUS.--WITCHES' HORSES.--THEIR CURSES.--HOW TO RAISE THE DEVIL.

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