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The Humbugs of the World

Chapter XXXVIII

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HEATHEN HUMBUGS NO.
2.--HEATHEN STATED SERVICES.--ORACLES.--SIBYLS.--AUGURIES.
Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.
One word about the regular worship of heathenism; what maybe called their stated services.
They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.
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The Humbugs of the World

Chapter XXXVIII

Chapter 38 of The Humbugs of the World is here in full — 162 sentences across 33 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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HEATHEN HUMBUGS NO.
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2.--HEATHEN STATED SERVICES.--ORACLES.--SIBYLS.--AUGURIES.
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Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.
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One word about the regular worship of heathenism; what maybe called their stated services.
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They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.
/ðeɪ hæd noʊ ˈwiːkli deɪ ʌv ˈwɜːrʃəp ˌɪnˈdiːd noʊ wiːk ənd noʊ ˈpriːtʃɪŋ sʌtʃ æz ˈaʊərz ɪz ðæt ɪz noʊ ˈreɡjələr ˌɪnˈstrʌkʃən baɪ ðə ˈmɪnəstərz ʌv rɪˈlɪdʒən ˌɪnˈtendɪd fɔːr ɔːl ðə ˈpiːpəl/

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heathen noun US /ˈhiːðən/

a person who does not acknowledge your god

From this reading “HEATHEN HUMBUGS NO.”

humbug noun US /ˈhʌmbʌɡ/

pretentious or silly talk or writing

From this reading “Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.”

instruction noun US /ˌɪnˈstrʌkʃən/

a message describing how something is to be done

From this reading “They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.”

ministers noun US /ˈmɪnəstərz/

plural of “minister” — a person authorized to conduct religious worship

From this reading “They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.”

mysteries noun US /ˈmɪstəriz/

plural of “mystery” — something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained

From this reading “Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.”

oracles noun US /ˈɔːrəkəlz/

plural of “oracle” — an authoritative person who divines the future

From this reading “2.--HEATHEN STATED SERVICES.--ORACLES.--SIBYLS.--AUGURIES.”

preaching noun US /ˈpriːtʃɪŋ/

an address of a religious nature (usually delivered during a church service)

From this reading “They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.”

weekly noun US /ˈwiːkli/

a periodical that is published every week (or 52 issues per year)

From this reading “They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.”

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2

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From this reading 2.--HEATHEN STATED SERVICES.--ORACLES.--SIBYLS.--AUGURIES.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

assistantnounUS /əˈsɪstənt/

a person who contributes to the fulfillment of a need or furtherance of an effort or purpose

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

AUGURIES

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From this reading 2.--HEATHEN STATED SERVICES.--ORACLES.--SIBYLS.--AUGURIES.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

besidesprepositionUS /bɪˈsaɪdz/

in addition to; as well as

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading One word about the regular worship of heathenism; what maybe called their stated services.

chiefnounUS /tʃiːf/

a person who is in charge

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

elsewhereadverbUS /ˈelswer/

in or to another place

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

HEATHENnounUS /ˈhiːðən/

a person who does not acknowledge your god

From this reading HEATHEN HUMBUGS NO.

heathenismnoun

any of various religions other than Christianity or Judaism or Islamism

From this reading One word about the regular worship of heathenism; what maybe called their stated services.

humbugnounUS /ˈhʌmbʌɡ/

pretentious or silly talk or writing

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

HUMBUGS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HEATHEN HUMBUGS NO.

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

instructionnounUS /ˌɪnˈstrʌkʃən/

a message describing how something is to be done

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

intendedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈtendɪd/

resulting from one's intentions

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

keepingnounUS /ˈkiːpɪŋ/

conformity or harmony

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

maybeadverbUS /ˈmeɪbi/

by chance

From this reading One word about the regular worship of heathenism; what maybe called their stated services.

ministersnounUS /ˈmɪnəstərz/

plural of “minister” — a person authorized to conduct religious worship

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

mysteriesnounUS /ˈmɪstəriz/

plural of “mystery” — something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

NOdeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading HEATHEN HUMBUGS NO.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One word about the regular worship of heathenism; what maybe called their stated services.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

ORACLESnounUS /ˈɔːrəkəlz/

plural of “oracle” — an authoritative person who divines the future

From this reading 2.--HEATHEN STATED SERVICES.--ORACLES.--SIBYLS.--AUGURIES.

ourspronounUS /ˈaʊərz/

the one or ones belonging to us

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

preachingnounUS /ˈpriːtʃɪŋ/

an address of a religious nature (usually delivered during a church service)

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

regularadjectiveUS /ˈreɡjələr/

in accordance with fixed order or procedure or principle

From this reading One word about the regular worship of heathenism; what maybe called their stated services.

religionnounUS /rɪˈlɪdʒən/

a strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

SERVICESnounUS /ˈsɜːrvəsəz/

performance of duties or provision of space and equipment helpful to others

From this reading 2.--HEATHEN STATED SERVICES.--ORACLES.--SIBYLS.--AUGURIES.

showsnounUS /ʃoʊz/

plural of “show” — the act of publicly exhibiting or entertaining

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

SIBYLS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 2.--HEATHEN STATED SERVICES.--ORACLES.--SIBYLS.--AUGURIES.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

SomethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

spokenadjectiveUS /ˈspoʊkən/

uttered through the medium of speech or characterized by speech; sometimes used in combination

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

STATEDadjectiveUS /ˈsteɪtɪd/

declared as fact; explicitly stated

From this reading 2.--HEATHEN STATED SERVICES.--ORACLES.--SIBYLS.--AUGURIES.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading One word about the regular worship of heathenism; what maybe called their stated services.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

weeklynounUS /ˈwiːkli/

a periodical that is published every week (or 52 issues per year)

From this reading They had no weekly day of worship, indeed no week, and no preaching such as ours is; that is, no regular instruction by the ministers of religion, intended for all the people.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading One word about the regular worship of heathenism; what maybe called their stated services.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Something must be said about the Oracles, the Sibyls, and the Auguries; which, besides the mysteries elsewhere spoken of, were the chief assistant humbugs or side shows used for keeping up the great humbug heathen religion.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading One word about the regular worship of heathenism; what maybe called their stated services.

worshipverbUS /ˈwɜːrʃəp/

love unquestioningly and uncritically or to excess; venerate as an idol

From this reading One word about the regular worship of heathenism; what maybe called their stated services.

Chapter 38 of The Humbugs of the World by P. T. (Phineas Taylor) Barnum holds 162 sentences, grouped into 33 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Humbugs
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World
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Account
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Delusions
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