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The Humorous Poetry of the English Language

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Humorous Poetry of the English Language is here in full — 14 sentences across 3 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.
Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.
From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.
Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.
For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.
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The Humorous Poetry of the English Language

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Humorous Poetry of the English Language is here in full — 14 sentences across 3 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/2 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.
/wʌns ɑːn ə taɪm θriː ˈpɪlɡrəmz truː ˈbiːɪŋ ˈfɑːðər ənd ˈmʌðər ənd sʌn fɔːr pjʊr dɪˈvoʊʃən tuː ðə seɪnt ə ˈpɪlɡrəmədʒ bɪˈɡʌn/
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Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.
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From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.
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Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.
/naʊ ɪf puːr ˈpɪlɡrəmz ðeɪ hæd bɪn ənd hæd lɑːdʒd ɪn ðə ˈhɑːspəs ˌɪnˈsted ʌv ðə ɪn maɪ ɡʊd ˈlɪtəl ˈwɪmən ənd men waɪ ðen juː ˈnevər wʊd hæv hɜːrd ðɪs teɪl ʌv ðə kɑːk ənd ðə hen/
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For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Cock verb US /kɑːk/

tilt or slant to one side

From this reading “Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.”

Hen noun US /hen/

adult female chicken

From this reading “Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.”

Hospice noun US /ˈhɑːspəs/

a lodging for travelers (especially one kept by a monastic order)

From this reading “Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.”

Innkeepers noun US /ˈɪnkiːpərz/

plural of “innkeeper” — the owner or manager of an inn

From this reading “For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.”

lodged verb US /lɑːdʒd/

past form of “lodge” — be a lodger; stay temporarily

From this reading “Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.”

pilgrimage noun US /ˈpɪlɡrəmədʒ/

a journey to a sacred place

From this reading “Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.”

Pilgrims noun US /ˈpɪlɡrəmz/

plural of “pilgrim” — someone who journeys in foreign lands

From this reading “Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.”

renown noun US /rɪˈnaʊn/

the state or quality of being widely honored and acclaimed

From this reading “From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

begunverbUS /bɪˈɡʌn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

Beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

booksnounUS /bʊks/

Bound written or printed works.

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

Calzada

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

CockverbUS /kɑːk/

tilt or slant to one side

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

daughternounUS /ˈdɔːtər/

a female human offspring

From this reading For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

devotionnounUS /dɪˈvoʊʃən/

feelings of ardent love

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

fairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

FathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

followedverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊd/

past form of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

FrancenounUS /fræns/

a republic in western Europe; the largest country wholly in Europe

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

FromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

HennounUS /hen/

adult female chicken

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

HospicenounUS /ˈhɑːspəs/

a lodging for travelers (especially one kept by a monastic order)

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

InnnounUS /ɪn/

a hotel providing overnight lodging for travelers

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

InnkeepersnounUS /ˈɪnkiːpərz/

plural of “innkeeper” — the owner or manager of an inn

From this reading For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

insteadadverbUS /ˌɪnˈsted/

in place of, or as an alternative to

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

LanounUS /lɑː/

a white soft metallic element that tarnishes readily; occurs in rare earth minerals and is usually classified as a rare earth

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

landnounUS /lænd/

the land on which real estate is located

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

lodgedverbUS /lɑːdʒd/

past form of “lodge” — be a lodger; stay temporarily

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

lodgingnounUS /ˈlɑːdʒɪŋ/

structures collectively in which people are housed

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

MothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

namesnounUS /neɪmz/

verbal abuse; a crude substitute for argument

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

nonepronounUS /nʌn/

not one, and not any

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

OnceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

parentsnounUS /ˈperənts/

plural of “parent” — a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

PierrenounUS /piˈer/

capital of the state of South Dakota; located in central South Dakota on the Missouri river

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

pilgrimagenounUS /ˈpɪlɡrəmədʒ/

a journey to a sacred place

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

PilgrimsnounUS /ˈpɪlɡrəmz/

plural of “pilgrim” — someone who journeys in foreign lands

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

Potiphar's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

pureadjectiveUS /pjʊr/

free of extraneous elements of any kind

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

renownnounUS /rɪˈnaʊn/

the state or quality of being widely honored and acclaimed

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

SadadjectiveUS /sæd/

experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

SaintnounUS /seɪnt/

a person who has died and has been declared a saint by canonization

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

SonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

sorryadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːri/

feeling or expressing regret or sorrow or a sense of loss over something done or undone

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

talenounUS /teɪl/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

TheirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading Once on a time three Pilgrims true, Being Father and Mother and Son, For pure devotion to the Saint, A pilgrimage begun.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

waysnounUS /weɪz/

structure consisting of a sloping way down to the water from the place where ships are built or repaired

From this reading For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

we'll

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From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading From France they came, in which fair land They were people of good renown; And they took up their lodging one night on the way In La Calzada town.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading For the Innkeepers they had a daughter, Sad to say, who was just such another As Potiphar's daughter, I think, would have been If she followed the ways of her mother.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

womennounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Now, if poor Pilgrims they had been, And had lodged in the Hospice instead of the Inn, My good little women and men, Why then you never would have heard, This tale of the Cock and the Hen.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Their names, little friends, I am sorry to say, In none of my books can I find; But the son, if you please, we'll call Pierre, What the parents were called, never mind.

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