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The Humors of Falconbridge

Chapter VIII

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"O dear, O!
O!" anxiously cries a delicate young lady.
"What? who? where?" screamed a dozen at once.
"Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:
"Good conscience, I really believe they're out."
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The Humors of Falconbridge

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of The Humors of Falconbridge is here in full — 388 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"O dear, O!
/oʊ dɪr oʊ/
Line 2
O!" anxiously cries a delicate young lady.
/oʊ ˈæŋkʃəsli kraɪz ə ˈdeləkət jʌŋ ˈleɪdi/
Line 3
"What? who? where?" screamed a dozen at once.
/wʌt huː wer skriːmd ə ˈdʌzən æt wʌns/
Line 4
"Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:
Line 5
"Good conscience, I really believe they're out."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

deacon noun US /ˈdiːkən/

a Protestant layman who assists the minister

From this reading “"Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:”

din noun US /dɪn/

a loud harsh or strident noise

From this reading “"Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:”

exclaiming noun US /ɪkˈskleɪmɪŋ/

an abrupt excited utterance

From this reading “"Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:”

exclaims verb US /ɪkˈskleɪmz/

third-person singular of “exclaim” — utter aloud; often with surprise, horror, or joy

From this reading “"Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:”

fling verb US /flɪŋ/

throw with force or recklessness

From this reading “"Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:”

hustled verb US /ˈhʌsəld/

past form of “hustle” — cause to move furtively and hurriedly

From this reading “"Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:”

screamed verb US /skriːmd/

past form of “scream” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading “"What? who? where?" screamed a dozen at once.”

spasmodic adjective US /spæzˈmɔːdɪk/

affected by involuntary jerky muscular contractions; resembling a spasm

From this reading “"Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

young lady adjective + noun

a young female

In this reading “O!" anxiously cries a delicate young lady.”

at once preposition + adverb

without delay or hesitation; with no time intervening

In this reading “"What? who? where?" screamed a dozen at once.”

most singular adverb + adjective

In this reading “"Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:”

in the midst preposition + article + noun counted as “in … midst”

the middle or central part or point

In this reading “"Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:”

Good conscience adjective + noun

In this reading “"Good conscience, I really believe they're out."”

All words in this reading · 50

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading O!" anxiously cries a delicate young lady.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

anxiouslyadverbUS /ˈæŋkʃəsli/

with anxiety or apprehension

From this reading O!" anxiously cries a delicate young lady.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "What? who? where?" screamed a dozen at once.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading "Good conscience, I really believe they're out."

confusionnounUS /kənˈfjuːʒən/

disorder resulting from a failure to behave predictably

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

consciencenounUS /ˈkɑːnʃəns/

motivation deriving logically from ethical or moral principles that govern a person's thoughts and actions

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

criesnounUS /kraɪz/

plural of “cry” — a loud utterance; often in protest or opposition

From this reading O!" anxiously cries a delicate young lady.

dancenounUS /dæns/

an artistic form of nonverbal communication

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

deaconnounUS /ˈdiːkən/

a Protestant layman who assists the minister

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading "O dear, O!

delicateadjectiveUS /ˈdeləkət/

exquisitely fine and subtle and pleasing; susceptible to injury

From this reading O!" anxiously cries a delicate young lady.

dinnounUS /dɪn/

a loud harsh or strident noise

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

dozennounUS /ˈdʌzən/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading "What? who? where?" screamed a dozen at once.

droppedverbUS /drɑːpt/

inflected form of “drop” — let fall to the ground

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

effortnounUS /ˈefərt/

earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

exclaimingnounUS /ɪkˈskleɪmɪŋ/

an abrupt excited utterance

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

exclaimsverbUS /ɪkˈskleɪmz/

third-person singular of “exclaim” — utter aloud; often with surprise, horror, or joy

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

flingverbUS /flɪŋ/

throw with force or recklessness

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

GoodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

hustledverbUS /ˈhʌsəld/

past form of “hustle” — cause to move furtively and hurriedly

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Good conscience, I really believe they're out."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading O!" anxiously cries a delicate young lady.

landnounUS /lænd/

the land on which real estate is located

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

midstnounUS /mɪdst/

the location of something surrounded by other things

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

newspapernounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

noisenounUS /nɔɪz/

sound of any kind (especially unintelligible or dissonant sound)

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

OnounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading "O dear, O!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading "What? who? where?" screamed a dozen at once.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading "Good conscience, I really believe they're out."

screamedverbUS /skriːmd/

past form of “scream” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading "What? who? where?" screamed a dozen at once.

seatnounUS /siːt/

a space reserved for sitting (as in a theater or on a train or airplane)

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

singularadjectiveUS /ˈsɪŋɡjələr/

unusual or striking

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

spasmodicadjectiveUS /spæzˈmɔːdɪk/

affected by involuntary jerky muscular contractions; resembling a spasm

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

they're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Good conscience, I really believe they're out."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "What? who? where?" screamed a dozen at once.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading "What? who? where?" screamed a dozen at once.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "What? who? where?" screamed a dozen at once.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Good _conscience!_" exclaims the deacon, as he dropped his newspaper, in the midst of the din--noise and confusion; and with a most singular and spasmodic effort to dance a "_high_land fling," he hustled out of his seat, exclaiming:

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading O!" anxiously cries a delicate young lady.

Chapter 8 of The Humors of Falconbridge by Falconbridge holds 388 sentences, grouped into 78 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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