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The Humors of Falconbridge
The Humors of Falconbridge

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of The Humors of Falconbridge is here in full — 408 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"O, lor' a massy, don't drown me boys!
I--a, I--" _ca-souse_ he went again.
"Give him another duck," says one--and in he'd go again.
"Now, we'll learn you to carry tales," says another.
"And tell lies on me and Miller's wife," says Bob Tape--ca-souse he went.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Humors of Falconbridge

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of The Humors of Falconbridge is here in full — 408 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"O, lor' a massy, don't drown me boys!
Line 2
I--a, I--" _ca-souse_ he went again.
Line 3
"Give him another duck," says one--and in he'd go again.
Line 4
"Now, we'll learn you to carry tales," says another.
Line 5
"And tell lies on me and Miller's wife," says Bob Tape--ca-souse he went.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Bob verb US /bɑːb/

move up and down repeatedly

From this reading “"And tell lies on me and Miller's wife," says Bob Tape--ca-souse he went.”

drown verb US /draʊn/

cover completely or make imperceptible

From this reading “"O, lor' a massy, don't drown me boys!”

duck verb US /dʌk/

to move (the head or body) quickly downwards or away

From this reading “"Give him another duck," says one--and in he'd go again.”

learn verb US /lɜːrn/

gain knowledge or skills

From this reading “"Now, we'll learn you to carry tales," says another.”

lies noun US /laɪz/

plural of “lie” — a statement that deviates from or perverts the truth

From this reading “"And tell lies on me and Miller's wife," says Bob Tape--ca-souse he went.”

Miller's noun US /ˈmɪlərz/

possessive form of “miller” — United States bandleader of a popular big band (1909-1944)

From this reading “"And tell lies on me and Miller's wife," says Bob Tape--ca-souse he went.”

tales noun US /teɪlz/

plural of “tale” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading “"Now, we'll learn you to carry tales," says another.”

Tape noun US /teɪp/

a long thin piece of cloth or paper as used for binding or fastening

From this reading “"And tell lies on me and Miller's wife," says Bob Tape--ca-souse he went.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

lies on verb + particle counted as “lie on”

In this reading “"And tell lies on me and Miller's wife," says Bob Tape--ca-souse he went.”

All words in this reading · 37

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "O, lor' a massy, don't drown me boys!

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading I--a, I--" _ca-souse_ he went again.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Give him another duck," says one--and in he'd go again.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading "Give him another duck," says one--and in he'd go again.

BobverbUS /bɑːb/

move up and down repeatedly

From this reading "And tell lies on me and Miller's wife," says Bob Tape--ca-souse he went.

boysnounUS /bɔɪz/

plural of “boy” — a youthful male person

From this reading "O, lor' a massy, don't drown me boys!

ca-souse

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I--a, I--" _ca-souse_ he went again.

carryverbUS /ˈkæri/

move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading "Now, we'll learn you to carry tales," says another.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "O, lor' a massy, don't drown me boys!

drownverbUS /draʊn/

cover completely or make imperceptible

From this reading "O, lor' a massy, don't drown me boys!

duckverbUS /dʌk/

to move (the head or body) quickly downwards or away

From this reading "Give him another duck," says one--and in he'd go again.

GiveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading "Give him another duck," says one--and in he'd go again.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "Give him another duck," says one--and in he'd go again.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I--a, I--" _ca-souse_ he went again.

he'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Give him another duck," says one--and in he'd go again.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Give him another duck," says one--and in he'd go again.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I--a, I--" _ca-souse_ he went again.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Give him another duck," says one--and in he'd go again.

learnverbUS /lɜːrn/

gain knowledge or skills

From this reading "Now, we'll learn you to carry tales," says another.

liesnounUS /laɪz/

plural of “lie” — a statement that deviates from or perverts the truth

From this reading "And tell lies on me and Miller's wife," says Bob Tape--ca-souse he went.

lor

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "O, lor' a massy, don't drown me boys!

massy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "O, lor' a massy, don't drown me boys!

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "O, lor' a massy, don't drown me boys!

Miller'snounUS /ˈmɪlərz/

possessive form of “miller” — United States bandleader of a popular big band (1909-1944)

From this reading "And tell lies on me and Miller's wife," says Bob Tape--ca-souse he went.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "Now, we'll learn you to carry tales," says another.

OnounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading "O, lor' a massy, don't drown me boys!

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "And tell lies on me and Miller's wife," says Bob Tape--ca-souse he went.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "Give him another duck," says one--and in he'd go again.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading "Give him another duck," says one--and in he'd go again.

talesnounUS /teɪlz/

plural of “tale” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading "Now, we'll learn you to carry tales," says another.

TapenounUS /teɪp/

a long thin piece of cloth or paper as used for binding or fastening

From this reading "And tell lies on me and Miller's wife," says Bob Tape--ca-souse he went.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading "And tell lies on me and Miller's wife," says Bob Tape--ca-souse he went.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Now, we'll learn you to carry tales," says another.

we'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Now, we'll learn you to carry tales," says another.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading I--a, I--" _ca-souse_ he went again.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading "And tell lies on me and Miller's wife," says Bob Tape--ca-souse he went.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Now, we'll learn you to carry tales," says another.

Chapter 9 of The Humors of Falconbridge by Falconbridge holds 408 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 9 holds 408 sentences of The Humors of Falconbridge, unabridged, divided into 82 reading sections.

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