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The humour of Holland
The humour of Holland

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of The humour of Holland is here in full — 361 sentences across 73 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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There were blue, red, and green onesof one, two, and three groschen respectively.
Marieke!
Marieke!” cried the delighted Bloemstein.
Come here, child; I’ve something to show you.
What do you think of that?”
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The humour of Holland

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of The humour of Holland is here in full — 361 sentences across 73 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/72 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
There were blue, red, and green onesof one, two, and three groschen respectively.
Line 2
Marieke!
Line 3
Marieke!” cried the delighted Bloemstein.
Line 4
Come here, child; I’ve something to show you.
Line 5
What do you think of that?”
/wʌt duː juː θɪŋk ʌv ðæt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

blue adjective US /bluː/

of the color intermediate between green and violet; having a color similar to that of a clear unclouded sky

From this reading “There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.”

child noun US /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading ““Come here, child; I’ve something to show you.”

delighted adjective US /dɪˈlaɪtəd/

greatly pleased

From this reading “Marieke!” cried the delighted Bloemstein.”

green noun US /ɡriːn/

green color or pigment; resembling the color of growing grass

From this reading “There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.”

ones noun US /wʌnz/

plural of “one” — the smallest whole number or a numeral representing this number

From this reading “There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.”

red noun US /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading “There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.”

respectively adverb US /rɪˈspektɪvli/

in the order given

From this reading “There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.”

show verb US /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading ““Come here, child; I’ve something to show you.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Come here verb + particle

In this reading ““Come here, child; I’ve something to show you.”

think of verb + particle

keep in mind for attention or consideration

In this reading “What do you think of that?””

All words in this reading · 30

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.

Bloemstein

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Marieke!” cried the delighted Bloemstein.

blueadjectiveUS /bluː/

of the color intermediate between green and violet; having a color similar to that of a clear unclouded sky

From this reading There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading “Come here, child; I’ve something to show you.

ComeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading “Come here, child; I’ve something to show you.

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading Marieke!” cried the delighted Bloemstein.

delightedadjectiveUS /dɪˈlaɪtəd/

greatly pleased

From this reading Marieke!” cried the delighted Bloemstein.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading What do you think of that?”

greennounUS /ɡriːn/

green color or pigment; resembling the color of growing grass

From this reading There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.

groschennoun

100 groschen equal 1 schilling in Austria

From this reading There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading “Come here, child; I’ve something to show you.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Come here, child; I’ve something to show you.

Marieke

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Marieke!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.

onesnounUS /wʌnz/

plural of “one” — the smallest whole number or a numeral representing this number

From this reading There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.

rednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.

respectivelyadverbUS /rɪˈspektɪvli/

in the order given

From this reading There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading “Come here, child; I’ve something to show you.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading “Come here, child; I’ve something to show you.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading What do you think of that?”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Marieke!” cried the delighted Bloemstein.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading What do you think of that?”

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Come here, child; I’ve something to show you.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading There were blue, red, and green ones—of one, two, and three groschen respectively.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What do you think of that?”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Come here, child; I’ve something to show you.

Chapter 8 of The humour of Holland by W. H. (Will H.) [Editor] Dircks holds 361 sentences, grouped into 73 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 8 of The humour of Holland contain?

Chapter 8 holds 361 sentences of The humour of Holland, unabridged, divided into 73 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 8 of The humour of Holland by W. H. (Will H.) [Editor] Dircks exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 361 sentences, grouped into 73 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 8 of The humour of Holland?

Work through the 73 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 73 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 8 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 8 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Yes. All 6954 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #64761 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #64761, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 579 minutes of reading across 1391 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Appears
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Abroad
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Effect
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Humour
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