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The humour of Holland

Chapter XII

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_Passereau._ _Je n’entends pasverdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.
_D’Eglantiers._ So he can’t write Flemish.
(_To Maria._) Can you write, my girl?
_Maria._ At your service, Captain.
_D’Eglantiers._ That’s curious!
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The humour of Holland

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of The humour of Holland is here in full — 410 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Passereau._ _Je n’entends pasverdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.
Line 2
_D’Eglantiers._ So he can’t write Flemish.
Line 3
(_To Maria._) Can you write, my girl?
/tuː mərˈiːə kæn juː raɪt maɪ ɡɜːrl/
Line 4
_Maria._ At your service, Captain.
/mərˈiːə æt jɔːr ˈsɜːrvəs ˈkæptən/
Line 5
_D’Eglantiers._ That’s curious!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Captain noun US /ˈkæptən/

an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading “_Maria._ At your service, Captain.”

curious adjective US /ˈkjʊriəs/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading “_D’Eglantiers._ That’s curious!”

Flemish noun US /ˈflemɪʃ/

an ethnic group speaking Flemish and living in northern and western Belgium

From this reading “_Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.”

knows noun US /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading “_Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.”

Maria noun US /mərˈiːə/

a dark region of considerable extent on the surface of the moon

From this reading “(_To Maria._) Can you write, my girl?”

pas noun US /pɑːz/

(ballet) a step in dancing (especially in classical ballet)

From this reading “_Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.”

service noun US /ˈsɜːrvəs/

work done by one person or group that benefits another

From this reading “_Maria._ At your service, Captain.”

write verb US /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading “_D’Eglantiers._ So he can’t write Flemish.”

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AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _Maria._ At your service, Captain.

Canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading (_To Maria._) Can you write, my girl?

can't

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From this reading _D’Eglantiers._ So he can’t write Flemish.

CaptainnounUS /ˈkæptən/

an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading _Maria._ At your service, Captain.

curiousadjectiveUS /ˈkjʊriəs/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading _D’Eglantiers._ That’s curious!

D'Eglantiers

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From this reading _D’Eglantiers._ So he can’t write Flemish.

FlemishnounUS /ˈflemɪʃ/

an ethnic group speaking Flemish and living in northern and western Belgium

From this reading _Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading (_To Maria._) Can you write, my girl?

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _D’Eglantiers._ So he can’t write Flemish.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.

Je

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading _Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.

MarianounUS /mərˈiːə/

a dark region of considerable extent on the surface of the moon

From this reading (_To Maria._) Can you write, my girl?

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading (_To Maria._) Can you write, my girl?

n'entends

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading _Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.

pasnounUS /pɑːz/

(ballet) a step in dancing (especially in classical ballet)

From this reading _Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.

Passereau

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.

Pluckx

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.

servicenounUS /ˈsɜːrvəs/

work done by one person or group that benefits another

From this reading _Maria._ At your service, Captain.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading _D’Eglantiers._ So he can’t write Flemish.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.

That's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _D’Eglantiers._ That’s curious!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading (_To Maria._) Can you write, my girl?

verdikke

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading _Passereau._ _Je n’entends pas—verdikke!_ _Pluckx._ _Verdikke_ is the only word of Flemish that Passereau knows.

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading _D’Eglantiers._ So he can’t write Flemish.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading (_To Maria._) Can you write, my girl?

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Maria._ At your service, Captain.

Chapter 12 of The humour of Holland by W. H. (Will H.) [Editor] Dircks holds 410 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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