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The humour of Holland

Chapter XV

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“Especially the way it is appreciated!
The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”
“Better so than trample on one’s self.”
“That is a gymnastic feat I would rather leave to a Münchausen.
But you’re mad, Van Arlen—the matter is getting into shape after all.”
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The humour of Holland

Chapter XV

Chapter 15 of The humour of Holland is here in full — 412 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“Especially the way it is appreciated!
/əˈspeʃli ðə weɪ ɪt ɪz əˈpriːʃieɪtɪd/
Line 2
The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”
Line 3
“Better so than trample on one’s self.”
Line 4
“That is a gymnastic feat I would rather leave to a Münchausen.
Line 5
But you’re mad, Van Arlen—the matter is getting into shape after all.”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

appreciated adjective US /əˈpriːʃieɪtɪd/

fully understood or grasped

From this reading ““Especially the way it is appreciated!”

feat noun US /fiːt/

a notable achievement

From this reading ““That is a gymnastic feat I would rather leave to a Münchausen.”

gymnastic adjective US /dʒɪmˈnæstɪk/

vigorously active

From this reading ““That is a gymnastic feat I would rather leave to a Münchausen.”

honesty noun US /ˈɑːnəsti/

the quality of being honest

From this reading “The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.””

reward noun US /rɪˈwɔːrd/

a recompense for worthy acts or retribution for wrongdoing

From this reading “The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.””

self noun US /self/

your consciousness of your own identity

From this reading ““Better so than trample on one’s self.””

trample verb US /ˈtræmpəl/

tread or stomp heavily or roughly

From this reading ““Better so than trample on one’s self.””

treads noun US /tredz/

plural of “tread” — a step in walking or running

From this reading “The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

trample on verb + particle

In this reading ““Better so than trample on one’s self.””

into shape preposition + noun

In this reading “But you’re mad, Van Arlen—the matter is getting into shape after all.””

lie there verb + particle

In this reading “The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.””

fall from verb + particle

In this reading “The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.””

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “That is a gymnastic feat I would rather leave to a Münchausen.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading But you’re mad, Van Arlen—the matter is getting into shape after all.”

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

appreciatedadjectiveUS /əˈpriːʃieɪtɪd/

fully understood or grasped

From this reading “Especially the way it is appreciated!

Arlen

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But you’re mad, Van Arlen—the matter is getting into shape after all.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

BetteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading “Better so than trample on one’s self.”

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But you’re mad, Van Arlen—the matter is getting into shape after all.”

EspeciallyadverbUS /əˈspeʃli/

to a distinctly greater extent or degree than is common

From this reading “Especially the way it is appreciated!

fallverbUS /fɔːl/

descend in free fall under the influence of gravity

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

featnounUS /fiːt/

a notable achievement

From this reading “That is a gymnastic feat I would rather leave to a Münchausen.

flatadjectiveUS /flæt/

having a surface without slope, tilt in which no part is higher or lower than another

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

fruitnounUS /fruːt/

the ripened reproductive body of a seed plant

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading But you’re mad, Van Arlen—the matter is getting into shape after all.”

gymnasticadjectiveUS /dʒɪmˈnæstɪk/

vigorously active

From this reading “That is a gymnastic feat I would rather leave to a Münchausen.

honestynounUS /ˈɑːnəsti/

the quality of being honest

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “That is a gymnastic feat I would rather leave to a Münchausen.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading But you’re mad, Van Arlen—the matter is getting into shape after all.”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Especially the way it is appreciated!

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “Especially the way it is appreciated!

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading “That is a gymnastic feat I would rather leave to a Münchausen.

lieverbUS /laɪ/

be located or situated somewhere; occupy a certain position

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

madadjectiveUS /mæd/

roused to anger

From this reading But you’re mad, Van Arlen—the matter is getting into shape after all.”

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading But you’re mad, Van Arlen—the matter is getting into shape after all.”

Münchausen

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “That is a gymnastic feat I would rather leave to a Münchausen.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “Better so than trample on one’s self.”

one's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Better so than trample on one’s self.”

over-ripe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading “That is a gymnastic feat I would rather leave to a Münchausen.

rewardnounUS /rɪˈwɔːrd/

a recompense for worthy acts or retribution for wrongdoing

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

selfnounUS /self/

your consciousness of your own identity

From this reading “Better so than trample on one’s self.”

shapenounUS /ʃeɪp/

any spatial attributes (especially as defined by outline)

From this reading But you’re mad, Van Arlen—the matter is getting into shape after all.”

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading “Better so than trample on one’s self.”

somebodypronounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading “Better so than trample on one’s self.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Especially the way it is appreciated!

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “That is a gymnastic feat I would rather leave to a Münchausen.

trampleverbUS /ˈtræmpəl/

tread or stomp heavily or roughly

From this reading “Better so than trample on one’s self.”

treadsnounUS /tredz/

plural of “tread” — a step in walking or running

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

treenounUS /triː/

a tall perennial woody plant having a main trunk and branches forming a distinct elevated crown; includes both gymnosperms and angiosperms

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

VannounUS /væn/

any creative group active in the innovation and application of new concepts and techniques in a given field (especially in the arts)

From this reading But you’re mad, Van Arlen—the matter is getting into shape after all.”

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading “Especially the way it is appreciated!

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “That is a gymnastic feat I would rather leave to a Münchausen.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But you’re mad, Van Arlen—the matter is getting into shape after all.”

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading The reward of all your honesty will be, that you fall from the tree, like an over-ripe fruit, and lie there till somebody treads you flat.”

Chapter 15 of The humour of Holland by W. H. (Will H.) [Editor] Dircks holds 412 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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