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The humour of Italy

Chapter IX

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“Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”
“Why, whatever has the chaplain done to you?
Modesta, light these other people out!”
“Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.
“Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”
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The humour of Italy

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of The humour of Italy is here in full — 393 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”
Line 2
“Why, whatever has the chaplain done to you?
/waɪ ˌwʌˈtevər hæz ðə ˈtʃæplən dʌn tuː juː/
Line 3
Modesta, light these other people out!”
Line 4
“Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.
Line 5
“Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bother verb US /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading ““Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!””

chaplain noun US /ˈtʃæplən/

a clergyman ministering to some institution

From this reading ““Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....””

characters noun US /ˈkærəktərz/

plural of “character” — an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story)

From this reading ““Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....””

niece noun US /niːs/

a daughter of your brother or sister

From this reading ““Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....””

oil noun US /ɔɪl/

A viscous liquid derived from petroleum or plants, stored in large earthen jars.

From this reading ““Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!””

saving noun US /ˈseɪvɪŋ/

an act of economizing; reduction in cost

From this reading ““Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!””

using noun US /ˈjuːzɪŋ/

an act that exploits or victimizes someone (treats them unfairly)

From this reading ““Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!””

whisper noun US /ˈwɪspər/

speaking softly without vibration of the vocal cords

From this reading ““Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

towards the door preposition + article + noun counted as “towards … door”

In this reading ““Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.”

other people adjective + noun

In this reading “Modesta, light these other people out!””

bad characters adjective + noun counted as “bad character”

In this reading ““Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....””

stands up verb + adjective counted as “stand up”

rise to one's feet

In this reading ““Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....””

then turned adverb + adjective

In this reading ““Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....””

in the dark preposition + article + noun counted as “in … dark”

In this reading ““Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.”

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alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

archdeaconnoun

(Anglican Church) an ecclesiastical dignitary usually ranking just below a bishop

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

botherverbUS /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading “Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

By-the-bye

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading “Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.

chaplainnounUS /ˈtʃæplən/

a clergyman ministering to some institution

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

charactersnounUS /ˈkærəktərz/

plural of “character” — an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story)

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

darknounUS /dɑːrk/

absence of light or illumination

From this reading “Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading “Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

don't

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From this reading “Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading “Why, whatever has the chaplain done to you?

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading “Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.

earnounUS /iːr/

the sense organ for hearing and equilibrium

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading “Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.

Good-night

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Why, whatever has the chaplain done to you?

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading Modesta, light these other people out!”

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading “Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.

Modesta

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Modesta, light these other people out!”

Modestina

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading “Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

NeveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading “Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.

niecenounUS /niːs/

a daughter of your brother or sister

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

oilnounUS /ɔɪl/

A viscous liquid derived from petroleum or plants, stored in large earthen jars.

From this reading “Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading Modesta, light these other people out!”

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Modesta, light these other people out!”

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Modesta, light these other people out!”

Phœbus

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading “Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

savingnounUS /ˈseɪvɪŋ/

an act of economizing; reduction in cost

From this reading “Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading “Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading “Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

standsnounUS /stændz/

plural of “stand” — a support or foundation

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

syndicnoun

one appointed to represent a city or university or corporation in business transactions

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading Modesta, light these other people out!”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading “Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

towardsprepositionUS /təˈwɔːrdz/

in the direction of

From this reading “Never mind me, I can see in the dark!” replied Phœbus, going towards the door.

turnedadjectiveUS /tɜːrnd/

moved around an axis or center

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

usingnounUS /ˈjuːzɪŋ/

an act that exploits or victimizes someone (treats them unfairly)

From this reading “Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

whateverdeterminerUS /ˌwʌˈtevər/

any or all of a kind, it does not matter which

From this reading “Why, whatever has the chaplain done to you?

whispernounUS /ˈwɪspər/

speaking softly without vibration of the vocal cords

From this reading “Good-night, archdeacon!” said the syndic, and then turned to whisper in his ear, “By-the-bye, the chaplain always stands up for all bad characters ... and his niece....”

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading “Why, whatever has the chaplain done to you?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Why, whatever has the chaplain done to you?

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

yourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading “Modestina, dear, don’t you bother yourself with the light; you’re using up too much oil; you should be saving with it, Modestina!”

Chapter 9 of The humour of Italy by Alice [Editor] Werner holds 393 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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