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The humour of Russia
The humour of Russia

Chapter V

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_Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).
What is it?
_Pod._ No, madam; tell me first, will you think it strange?
_Agàfia._ I can’t.
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The humour of Russia

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The humour of Russia is here in full — 424 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).
Line 2
What is it?
/wʌt ɪz ɪt/
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_Pod._ No, madam; tell me first, will you think it strange?
/pɑːd noʊ ˈmædəm tel miː fɜːrst wɪl juː θɪŋk ɪt streɪndʒ/
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_Agàfia._ I can’t.
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What is it?
/wʌt ɪz ɪt/

Learner Dictionary

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beforehand adjective US /bɪˈfɔːrhænd/

being ahead of time or need

From this reading “_Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).”

certain adjective US /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading “_Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).”

dropping adjective US /ˈdrɑːpɪŋ/

coming down freely under the influence of gravity

explain verb US /ɪkˈspleɪn/

make plain and comprehensible

From this reading “_Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).”

madam noun US /ˈmædəm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading “_Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).”

Pod noun US /pɑːd/

the vessel that contains the seeds of a plant (not the seeds themselves)

strange adjective US /streɪndʒ/

being definitely out of the ordinary and unexpected; slightly odd or even a bit weird

From this reading “_Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).”

whether conjunction US /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading “_Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).”

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know beforehand verb + adjective

In this reading “_Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

Agàfia

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From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

beforehandadjectiveUS /bɪˈfɔːrhænd/

being ahead of time or need

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Agàfia._ I can’t.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

droppingadjectiveUS /ˈdrɑːpɪŋ/

coming down freely under the influence of gravity

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

explainverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪn/

make plain and comprehensible

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading _Pod._ No, madam; tell me first, will you think it strange?

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading What is it?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

madamnounUS /ˈmædəm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading _Pod._ No, madam; tell me first, will you think it strange?

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading _Pod._ No, madam; tell me first, will you think it strange?

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

PodnounUS /pɑːd/

the vessel that contains the seeds of a plant (not the seeds themselves)

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

strangeadjectiveUS /streɪndʒ/

being definitely out of the ordinary and unexpected; slightly odd or even a bit weird

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading _Pod._ No, madam; tell me first, will you think it strange?

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What is it?

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Pod._ I have come, madam, to explain a certain matter—only I should wish to know beforehand whether you will not think it strange—— _Agàfia_ (_dropping her eyes_).

Chapter 5 of The humour of Russia by E. L. (Ethel Lillian) [Translator] Voynich holds 424 sentences, grouped into 85 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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