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The Humourous Story of Farmer Bumpkin's Lawsuit
The Humourous Story of Farmer Bumpkin's Lawsuit

Chapter XVI

Chapter 16 of The Humourous Story of Farmer Bumpkin's Lawsuit is here in full — 208 sentences across 42 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A letter from home.
“I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”
Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.
It was very much blotted and besmeared, and presented a very remarkable specimen of caligraphy.
The most legible word on it seemed “Gouse.”
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The Humourous Story of Farmer Bumpkin's Lawsuit

Chapter XVI

Chapter 16 of The Humourous Story of Farmer Bumpkin's Lawsuit is here in full — 208 sentences across 42 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/41 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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A letter from home.
/ə ˈletər frʌm hoʊm/
Line 2
“I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”
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Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.
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It was very much blotted and besmeared, and presented a very remarkable specimen of caligraphy.
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The most legible word on it seemed “Gouse.”

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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blotted verb US /ˈblɑːtəd/

inflected form of “blot” — dry (ink) with blotting paper

From this reading “It was very much blotted and besmeared, and presented a very remarkable specimen of caligraphy.”

decipher verb US /dɪˈsaɪfər/

convert code into ordinary language

From this reading “Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.”

endeavour noun US /ɪnˈdevər/

a purposeful or industrious undertaking (especially one that requires effort or boldness)

From this reading “Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.”

legible adjective US /ˈledʒəbəl/

(of handwriting, print, etc.) capable of being read or deciphered

From this reading “The most legible word on it seemed “Gouse.””

nigh adjective US /naɪ/

not far distant in time or space or degree or circumstances

From this reading ““I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.””

remarkable adjective US /rɪˈmɑːrkəbəl/

unusual or striking

From this reading “It was very much blotted and besmeared, and presented a very remarkable specimen of caligraphy.”

specimen noun US /ˈspesəmən/

an example regarded as typical of its class

From this reading “It was very much blotted and besmeared, and presented a very remarkable specimen of caligraphy.”

twentieth noun US /ˈtwentiəθ/

position 20 in a countable series of things

From this reading “Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

twentieth time noun + noun

In this reading “Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.”

for the twentieth preposition + article + noun counted as “for … twentieth”

In this reading “Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.”

took the letter verb + article + noun counted as “take … letter”

In this reading “Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.”

from home preposition + noun

In this reading “A letter from home.”

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Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A letter from home.

addressverbUS /ˈædres/

speak to

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

besmeared

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It was very much blotted and besmeared, and presented a very remarkable specimen of caligraphy.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

blottedverbUS /ˈblɑːtəd/

inflected form of “blot” — dry (ink) with blotting paper

From this reading It was very much blotted and besmeared, and presented a very remarkable specimen of caligraphy.

caligraphy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It was very much blotted and besmeared, and presented a very remarkable specimen of caligraphy.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

decipherverbUS /dɪˈsaɪfər/

convert code into ordinary language

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

endeavournounUS /ɪnˈdevər/

a purposeful or industrious undertaking (especially one that requires effort or boldness)

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

ereconjunctionUS /er/

an old word for “before”

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading A letter from home.

Gouse

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The most legible word on it seemed “Gouse.”

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading A letter from home.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

legibleadjectiveUS /ˈledʒəbəl/

(of handwriting, print, etc.) capable of being read or deciphered

From this reading The most legible word on it seemed “Gouse.”

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading A letter from home.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading The most legible word on it seemed “Gouse.”

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading It was very much blotted and besmeared, and presented a very remarkable specimen of caligraphy.

nighadjectiveUS /naɪ/

not far distant in time or space or degree or circumstances

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

onounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It was very much blotted and besmeared, and presented a very remarkable specimen of caligraphy.

Oldtimes

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The most legible word on it seemed “Gouse.”

presentedverbUS /priˈzentɪd/

past form of “present” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading It was very much blotted and besmeared, and presented a very remarkable specimen of caligraphy.

Prettyface

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

remarkableadjectiveUS /rɪˈmɑːrkəbəl/

unusual or striking

From this reading It was very much blotted and besmeared, and presented a very remarkable specimen of caligraphy.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

seein

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading The most legible word on it seemed “Gouse.”

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

specimennounUS /ˈspesəmən/

an example regarded as typical of its class

From this reading It was very much blotted and besmeared, and presented a very remarkable specimen of caligraphy.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

tiredadjectiveUS /ˈtaɪərd/

depleted of strength or energy

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

twentiethnounUS /ˈtwentiəθ/

position 20 in a countable series of things

From this reading Miss Prettyface took the letter in her hand and began, as best she could, for the twentieth time to endeavour to decipher the address.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading It was very much blotted and besmeared, and presented a very remarkable specimen of caligraphy.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was very much blotted and besmeared, and presented a very remarkable specimen of caligraphy.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading “I wonder,” said Mrs. Oldtimes, “who this letter be for; it have been ’ere now nigh upon a week, and I’m tired o’ seein’ it.”

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading The most legible word on it seemed “Gouse.”

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Barrister-at-law
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