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The Idiot at Home

Chapter IV

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"Ah!" said Mr. Pedagog.
"I see.
There is something in the analogy, after all.
The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."
"No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.
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The Idiot at Home

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of The Idiot at Home is here in full — 457 sentences across 92 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/91 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Ah!" said Mr. Pedagog.
Line 2
"I see.
/aɪ siː/
Line 3
There is something in the analogy, after all.
/ðer ɪz ˈsʌmθɪŋ ɪn ðə əˈnælədʒi ˈæftər ɔːl/
Line 4
The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."
/ðə bred ʌv dʒɔɪ ənd ðə hæm ʌv ˈsɑːroʊ æz juː maɪt pʊt ɪt duː meɪk ʌp ðə sʌm ʌv ˈhjuːmən eɡˈzɪstəns bʌt ɪn sʌm ˈkeɪsəz maɪ læd aɪ æm əˈfreɪd juː wɪl faɪnd ðer ɪz ˈoʊnli wʌn slaɪs ʌv bred tuː tuː ʌv hæm/
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"No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.
/noʊ daʊt rɪˈplaɪd ðə ˈɪdiːət bʌt ðæt dʌz nɑːt əˈfekt maɪ ˌprɑːpəˈzɪʃən ðæt laɪf ɪz ə ˈsændwɪtʃ/

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affect verb US /əˈfekt/

have an effect upon

From this reading “"No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.”

analogy noun US /əˈnælədʒi/

an inference that if things agree in some respects they probably agree in others

From this reading “There is something in the analogy, after all.”

cases noun US /ˈkeɪsəz/

plural of “case” — an occurrence of something

From this reading “The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."”

ham noun US /hæm/

meat cut from the thigh of a hog (usually smoked)

From this reading “The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."”

Idiot noun US /ˈɪdiːət/

a person of subnormal intelligence

From this reading “"No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.”

proposition noun US /ˌprɑːpəˈzɪʃən/

(logic) a statement that affirms or denies something and is either true or false

From this reading “"No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.”

sandwich noun US /ˈsændwɪtʃ/

two (or more) slices of bread with a filling between them

From this reading “"No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.”

slice noun US /slaɪs/

a share of something

From this reading “The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."”

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human existence adjective + noun

In this reading “The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."”

make up verb + adjective

form or compose

In this reading “The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.

affectverbUS /əˈfekt/

have an effect upon

From this reading "No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.

afraidadjectiveUS /əˈfreɪd/

filled with fear or apprehension

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading There is something in the analogy, after all.

Ah

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From this reading "Ah!" said Mr. Pedagog.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading There is something in the analogy, after all.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

analogynounUS /əˈnælədʒi/

an inference that if things agree in some respects they probably agree in others

From this reading There is something in the analogy, after all.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

breadnounUS /bred/

food made from dough of flour or meal and usually raised with yeast or baking powder and then baked

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

casesnounUS /ˈkeɪsəz/

plural of “case” — an occurrence of something

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.

doubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading "No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.

existencenounUS /eɡˈzɪstəns/

the state or fact of existing

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

hamnounUS /hæm/

meat cut from the thigh of a hog (usually smoked)

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I see.

IdiotnounUS /ˈɪdiːət/

a person of subnormal intelligence

From this reading "No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading There is something in the analogy, after all.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There is something in the analogy, after all.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

joynounUS /dʒɔɪ/

the emotion of great happiness

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

ladnounUS /læd/

a boy or man

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading "No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "Ah!" said Mr. Pedagog.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

Pedagognoun

someone who educates young people

From this reading "Ah!" said Mr. Pedagog.

propositionnounUS /ˌprɑːpəˈzɪʃən/

(logic) a statement that affirms or denies something and is either true or false

From this reading "No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Ah!" said Mr. Pedagog.

sandwichnounUS /ˈsændwɪtʃ/

two (or more) slices of bread with a filling between them

From this reading "No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "I see.

slicenounUS /slaɪs/

a share of something

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading There is something in the analogy, after all.

sorrownounUS /ˈsɑːroʊ/

an emotion of great sadness associated with loss or bereavement

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

sumnounUS /sʌm/

a quantity of money

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "No doubt," replied the Idiot, "but that does not affect my proposition that life is a sandwich.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading There is something in the analogy, after all.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There is something in the analogy, after all.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading The bread of joy and the ham of sorrow, as you might put it; do make up the sum of human existence; but in some cases, my lad, I am afraid you will find there is only one slice of bread to two of ham."

Chapter 4 of The Idiot at Home by John Kendrick Bangs holds 457 sentences, grouped into 92 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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