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The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

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Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.
He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.
He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.
But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.
I say "pitiable," though I am afraid he never is pitied.
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The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow is here in full — 171 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/34 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.
/nɑːt bʌt wʌt ðə ʃaɪ mæn hɪmˈself wʊd mʌtʃ ˈræðər nɑːt biː ˈhæpi ɪn ðæt weɪ/
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He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.
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He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.
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But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.
/bʌt ɪt ɪz ˈɔːlweɪz ə ˈterəbəl fiˈæskoʊ ənd ˈæftər wʌn ɔːr tuː ˈfiːbəl ˈflaʊndərz hiː krɔːlz aʊt əˈɡen lɪmp ənd ˈpɪtiəbəl/
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I say "pitiable," though I am afraid he never is pitied.
/aɪ seɪ ˈpɪtiəbəl ðoʊ aɪ æm əˈfreɪd hiː ˈnevər ɪz ˈpɪtiːd/

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crawls noun US /krɔːlz/

plural of “crawl” — a very slow movement

From this reading “But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.”

curses noun US /ˈkɜːrsɪz/

plural of “curse” — profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger

From this reading “He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.”

fiasco noun US /fiˈæskoʊ/

a sudden and violent collapse

flounders noun US /ˈflaʊndərz/

plural of “flounder” — flesh of any of various American and European flatfish

From this reading “But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.”

limp verb US /lɪmp/

walk impeded by some physical limitation or injury

From this reading “But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.”

longs verb US /lɔːŋz/

third-person singular of “long” — desire strongly or persistently

From this reading “He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.”

pitiable adjective US /ˈpɪtiəbəl/

inspiring mixed contempt and pity

From this reading “But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.”

screwing noun US /ˈskruːɪŋ/

slang for sexual intercourse

From this reading “He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.

ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.

afraidadjectiveUS /əˈfreɪd/

filled with fear or apprehension

From this reading I say "pitiable," though I am afraid he never is pitied.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I say "pitiable," though I am afraid he never is pitied.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.

couragenounUS /ˈkɜːrədʒ/

a quality of spirit that enables you to face danger or pain without showing fear

From this reading He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.

crawlsnounUS /krɔːlz/

plural of “crawl” — a very slow movement

From this reading But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.

cursesnounUS /ˈkɜːrsɪz/

plural of “curse” — profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger

From this reading He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.

effortnounUS /ˈefərt/

earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.

feebleadjectiveUS /ˈfiːbəl/

pathetically lacking in force or effectiveness

From this reading But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.

fiasconounUS /fiˈæskoʊ/

a sudden and violent collapse

From this reading But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.

floundersnounUS /ˈflaʊndərz/

plural of “flounder” — flesh of any of various American and European flatfish

From this reading But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I say "pitiable," though I am afraid he never is pitied.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.

limpverbUS /lɪmp/

walk impeded by some physical limitation or injury

From this reading But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.

longsverbUS /lɔːŋz/

third-person singular of “long” — desire strongly or persistently

From this reading He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading I say "pitiable," though I am afraid he never is pitied.

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.

others

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From this reading He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.

pitiableadjectiveUS /ˈpɪtiəbəl/

inspiring mixed contempt and pity

From this reading But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.

pitiedverbUS /ˈpɪtiːd/

inflected form of “pity” — share the suffering of

From this reading I say "pitiable," though I am afraid he never is pitied.

plungeverbUS /plʌndʒ/

thrust or throw into

From this reading He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.

roguishnessnoun

the trait of indulging in disreputable pranks

From this reading He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading I say "pitiable," though I am afraid he never is pitied.

screwingnounUS /ˈskruːɪŋ/

slang for sexual intercourse

From this reading He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.

shyverbUS /ʃaɪ/

start suddenly, as from fright

From this reading Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.

terribleadjectiveUS /ˈterəbəl/

causing fear or dread or terror

From this reading But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading I say "pitiable," though I am afraid he never is pitied.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.

tremendousadjectiveUS /trəˈmendəs/

extraordinarily large in size or extent or amount or power or degree

From this reading He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading But it is always a terrible _fiasco_, and after one or two feeble flounders he crawls out again, limp and pitiable.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading He will now and again, screwing up his courage by a tremendous effort, plunge into roguishness.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading He longs to "go it" with the others, and curses himself every day for not being able to.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Not but what the shy man himself would much rather not be happy in that way.

Chapter 8 of The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome holds 171 sentences, grouped into 35 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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