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The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

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But to return to our young man and his courting.
If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.
The Fates are never favorable to the poor wretch.
If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.
How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!
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The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

Chapter 11 of The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow is here in full — 168 sentences across 34 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/33 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
But to return to our young man and his courting.
/bʌt tuː rɪˈtɜːrn tuː ˈaʊər jʌŋ mæn ənd hɪz ˈkɔːrtɪŋ/
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If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.
Line 3
The Fates are never favorable to the poor wretch.
/ðə feɪts ɑːr ˈnevər ˈfeɪvərəbəl tuː ðə puːr retʃ/
Line 4
If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.
Line 5
How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!

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converts noun US /ˈkɑːnvərts/

plural of “convert” — a person who has been converted to another religious or political belief

From this reading “If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.”

courting noun US /ˈkɔːrtɪŋ/

a man's courting of a woman; seeking the affections of a woman (usually with the hope of marriage)

From this reading “But to return to our young man and his courting.”

curl verb US /kɜːrl/

form a curl, curve, or kink

From this reading “If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.”

Fates noun US /feɪts/

plural of “fate” — an event (or a course of events) that will inevitably happen in the future

From this reading “The Fates are never favorable to the poor wretch.”

mustache noun US /ˈmʌstæʃ/

an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading “If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.”

seaweed noun US /ˈsiːwiːd/

plant growing in the sea, especially marine algae

From this reading “If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.”

soap noun US /soʊp/

a cleansing agent made from the salts of vegetable or animal fats

From this reading “If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.”

wisp noun US /wɪsp/

a small tuft or lock

From this reading “If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading But to return to our young man and his courting.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The Fates are never favorable to the poor wretch.

arrangedadjectiveUS /ərˈeɪndʒd/

disposed or placed in a particular kind of order

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

beautifullyadverbUS /ˈbjuːtəfli/

in a beautiful manner

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But to return to our young man and his courting.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

chancenounUS /tʃæns/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

conditionnounUS /kənˈdɪʃən/

a state at a particular time

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

convertsnounUS /ˈkɑːnvərts/

plural of “convert” — a person who has been converted to another religious or political belief

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

costumenounUS /kɑːˈstuːm/

the attire worn in a play or at a fancy dress ball

From this reading How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!

courtingnounUS /ˈkɔːrtɪŋ/

a man's courting of a woman; seeking the affections of a woman (usually with the hope of marriage)

From this reading But to return to our young man and his courting.

cousinnounUS /ˈkʌzən/

the child of your aunt or uncle

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

curlverbUS /kɜːrl/

form a curl, curve, or kink

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

envynounUS /ˈenvi/

a feeling of grudging admiration and desire to have something that is possessed by another

From this reading How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!

FatesnounUS /feɪts/

plural of “fate” — an event (or a course of events) that will inevitably happen in the future

From this reading The Fates are never favorable to the poor wretch.

favorableadjectiveUS /ˈfeɪvərəbəl/

encouraging or approving or pleasing

From this reading The Fates are never favorable to the poor wretch.

fearfullyadverb

in fear

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

foreheadnounUS /ˈfɔːrhed/

the part of the face above the eyes

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

gallants

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From this reading How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!

gawkinessnoun

the carriage of someone whose movements and posture are extremely ungainly and inelegant

From this reading How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

hatnounUS /hæt/

headdress that protects the head from bad weather; has shaped crown and usually a brim

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading But to return to our young man and his courting.

hotadjectiveUS /hɑːt/

used of physical heat; having a high or higher than desirable temperature or giving off heat or feeling or causing a sensation of heat or burning

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

How

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From this reading How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

lateadjectiveUS /leɪt/

being or occurring at an advanced period of time or after a usual or expected time

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

limpverbUS /lɪmp/

walk impeded by some physical limitation or injury

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

lovernounUS /ˈlʌvər/

a person who loves someone or is loved by someone

From this reading How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!

lumpnounUS /lʌmp/

a compact mass

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading But to return to our young man and his courting.

modernadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːdərn/

belonging to the modern era; since the Middle Ages

From this reading How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!

mustachenounUS /ˈmʌstæʃ/

an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading The Fates are never favorable to the poor wretch.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading But to return to our young man and his courting.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

perspirationnounUS /ˌpɜːrspərˈeɪʃən/

salty fluid secreted by sweat glands

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

picturesqueadjectiveUS /ˈpɪktʃərəsk/

suggesting or suitable for a picture; pretty as a picture

From this reading How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading The Fates are never favorable to the poor wretch.

properadjectiveUS /ˈprɑːpər/

marked by suitability or rightness or appropriateness

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

reachverbUS /riːtʃ/

reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

resemblingverbUS /rɪˈzembəlɪŋ/

-ing form of “resemble” — appear like; be similar or bear a likeness to

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

returnverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrn/

go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading But to return to our young man and his courting.

ridiculousadjectiveUS /rɪˈdɪkjələs/

inspiring scornful pity

From this reading How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!

seaweednounUS /ˈsiːwiːd/

plant growing in the sea, especially marine algae

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

seventyadjectiveUS /ˈsevənti/

being ten more than sixty

From this reading How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

soapnounUS /soʊp/

a cleansing agent made from the salts of vegetable or animal fats

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

startsnounUS /stɑːrts/

plural of “start” — the beginning of anything

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

takesnounUS /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading But to return to our young man and his courting.

topnounUS /tɑːp/

the upper part of anything

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

turnsnounUS /tɜːrnz/

plural of “turn” — a circular segment of a curve

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

umbrellanounUS /əmˈbrelə/

a lightweight handheld collapsible canopy

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

wispnounUS /wɪsp/

a small tuft or lock

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading If he starts off with the top hat and umbrella the afternoon turns out fearfully hot, and the perspiration takes all the soap out of his mustache and converts the beautifully arranged curl over his forehead into a limp wisp resembling a lump of seaweed.

won't

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From this reading If he does by any chance reach the door in proper condition, she has gone out with her cousin and won't be back till late.

wretchnounUS /retʃ/

performs some wicked deed

From this reading The Fates are never favorable to the poor wretch.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading How a young lover made ridiculous by the gawkiness of modern costume must envy the picturesque gallants of seventy years ago!

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading But to return to our young man and his courting.

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