Complete classic literature • Five-line readings • Clear US narration
VELMORA ACADEMY
Academy of Archival Languages & Memory Studies
Menu Close
The Idler — Volume III
The Idler — Volume III

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of The Idler — Volume III is here in full — 113 sentences across 23 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Cover illustration for The Idler — Volume III
Context Illustration Reading 1/22 · 5 lines
English subtitles · tap any word to listen 1 / 5
BRIEF RÉSUMÉ OF THE CULPRIT'S CONFESSION.
When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.
I have been hung for my own murder.
I am Everard G. Roxdal.
I am also Tom Peters.
0:00 / 0:00
Speed 0.75x
AI-generated narration by OpenAI · Slow US English
LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Idler — Volume III

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of The Idler — Volume III is here in full — 113 sentences across 23 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/22 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
BRIEF RÉSUMÉ OF THE CULPRIT'S CONFESSION.
Line 2
When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.
/wen juː ɔːl red ðɪs aɪ ʃæl biː ded ənd ˈlæfɪŋ æt juː/
Line 3
I have been hung for my own murder.
/aɪ hæv bɪn hʌŋ fɔːr maɪ oʊn ˈmɜːrdər/
Line 4
I am Everard G. Roxdal.
Line 5
I am also Tom Peters.
/aɪ æm ˈɔːlsoʊ tɑːm ˈpiːtərz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

brief adjective US /briːf/

of short duration or distance

From this reading “BRIEF RÉSUMÉ OF THE CULPRIT'S CONFESSION.”

confession noun US /kənˈfeʃən/

an admission of misdeeds or faults

From this reading “BRIEF RÉSUMÉ OF THE CULPRIT'S CONFESSION.”

dead adjective US /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading “When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.”

hung verb US /hʌŋ/

inflected form of “hang” — be suspended or hanging

From this reading “I have been hung for my own murder.”

laughing adjective US /ˈlæfɪŋ/

showing or feeling mirth or pleasure or happiness

From this reading “When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.”

murder verb US /ˈmɜːrdər/

kill intentionally and with premeditation

From this reading “I have been hung for my own murder.”

Peters noun US /ˈpiːtərz/

plural of “peter” — disciple of Jesus and leader of the Apostles; regarded by Catholics as the vicar of Christ on earth and first Pope

From this reading “I am also Tom Peters.”

Tom noun US /tɑːm/

male cat

From this reading “I am also Tom Peters.”

All words in this reading · 32

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading I am also Tom Peters.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I am Everard G. Roxdal.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading I have been hung for my own murder.

BRIEFadjectiveUS /briːf/

of short duration or distance

From this reading BRIEF RÉSUMÉ OF THE CULPRIT'S CONFESSION.

CONFESSIONnounUS /kənˈfeʃən/

an admission of misdeeds or faults

From this reading BRIEF RÉSUMÉ OF THE CULPRIT'S CONFESSION.

CULPRIT'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading BRIEF RÉSUMÉ OF THE CULPRIT'S CONFESSION.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.

Everard

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I am Everard G. Roxdal.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I have been hung for my own murder.

GnounUS /dʒiː/

a metric unit of weight equal to one thousandth of a kilogram

From this reading I am Everard G. Roxdal.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have been hung for my own murder.

hungverbUS /hʌŋ/

inflected form of “hang” — be suspended or hanging

From this reading I have been hung for my own murder.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.

laughingadjectiveUS /ˈlæfɪŋ/

showing or feeling mirth or pleasure or happiness

From this reading When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.

murderverbUS /ˈmɜːrdər/

kill intentionally and with premeditation

From this reading I have been hung for my own murder.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I have been hung for my own murder.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading BRIEF RÉSUMÉ OF THE CULPRIT'S CONFESSION.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading I have been hung for my own murder.

PetersnounUS /ˈpiːtərz/

plural of “peter” — disciple of Jesus and leader of the Apostles; regarded by Catholics as the vicar of Christ on earth and first Pope

From this reading I am also Tom Peters.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.

Roxdal

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I am Everard G. Roxdal.

RÉSUMÉ

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading BRIEF RÉSUMÉ OF THE CULPRIT'S CONFESSION.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading BRIEF RÉSUMÉ OF THE CULPRIT'S CONFESSION.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.

TomnounUS /tɑːm/

male cat

From this reading I am also Tom Peters.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading When you all read this I shall be dead and laughing at you.

Chapter 7 of The Idler — Volume III by Various holds 113 sentences, grouped into 23 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 7 of The Idler — Volume III contain?

Chapter 7 holds 113 sentences of The Idler — Volume III, unabridged, divided into 23 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 7 of The Idler — Volume III by Various exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 113 sentences, grouped into 23 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 7 of The Idler — Volume III?

Work through the 23 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 23 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 7 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 7 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading The Idler — Volume III

Common questions about reading The Idler — Volume III by Various on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of The Idler — Volume III?

Yes. All 1799 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #12223 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The Idler — Volume III is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #12223, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Idler — Volume III take to read?

About 149 minutes of reading across 360 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read The Idler — Volume III section by section

How to work through The Idler — Volume III section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 8 chapters of The Idler — Volume III to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in The Idler — Volume III

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Idler — Volume III, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Curious
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Idler — Volume III; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Couple
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Idler — Volume III; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Union
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Idler — Volume III; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Opposites
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Idler — Volume III; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.