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The Illiterate Digest

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Illiterate Digest is here in full — 446 sentences across 90 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?
MR.
BENNETT Why, Senator Curtis.
SENATOR HEFLIN Curses on the Luck.
I thought it was Coolidge.
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The Illiterate Digest

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Illiterate Digest is here in full — 446 sentences across 90 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/89 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?
/naʊ ˈmɪstər ˈbenət huː wɑːz ɪt ðæt juː rəˈfɜːrd tuː æz ðə ˈprɪnsəpəl ɪn ðoʊz ˈwaɪərz tuː pɑːm biːtʃ/
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MR.
/ˈmɪstər/
Line 3
BENNETT Why, Senator Curtis.
/ˈbenət waɪ ˈsenətər ˈkɜːrtəs/
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SENATOR HEFLIN Curses on the Luck.
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I thought it was Coolidge.
/aɪ θɔːt ɪt wɑːz ˈkuːlɪdʒ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Bennett noun US /ˈbenət/

United States aviator who (with Richard E. Byrd) piloted the first flight over the North Pole (1890-1928)

From this reading “Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?”

Coolidge noun US /ˈkuːlɪdʒ/

elected vice president and succeeded as 30th President of the United States when Harding died in 1923 (1872-1933)

From this reading “I thought it was Coolidge.”

Curses noun US /ˈkɜːrsɪz/

plural of “curse” — profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger

From this reading “SENATOR HEFLIN Curses on the Luck.”

Curtis noun US /ˈkɜːrtəs/

English botanical writer and publisher (1746-1799)

From this reading “BENNETT Why, Senator Curtis.”

Palm noun US /pɑːm/

the inner surface of the hand from the wrist to the base of the fingers

From this reading “Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?”

referred verb US /rəˈfɜːrd/

inflected form of “refer” — make reference to

From this reading “Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?”

Senator noun US /ˈsenətər/

a member of a senate

From this reading “BENNETT Why, Senator Curtis.”

wires noun US /ˈwaɪərz/

plural of “wire” — ligament made of metal and used to fasten things or make cages or fences etc

From this reading “Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?”

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asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

BeachnounUS /biːtʃ/

an area of sand sloping down to the water of a sea or lake

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

BennettnounUS /ˈbenət/

United States aviator who (with Richard E. Byrd) piloted the first flight over the North Pole (1890-1928)

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

CoolidgenounUS /ˈkuːlɪdʒ/

elected vice president and succeeded as 30th President of the United States when Harding died in 1923 (1872-1933)

From this reading I thought it was Coolidge.

CursesnounUS /ˈkɜːrsɪz/

plural of “curse” — profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger

From this reading SENATOR HEFLIN Curses on the Luck.

CurtisnounUS /ˈkɜːrtəs/

English botanical writer and publisher (1746-1799)

From this reading BENNETT Why, Senator Curtis.

HEFLIN

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading SENATOR HEFLIN Curses on the Luck.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I thought it was Coolidge.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

LucknounUS /lʌk/

your overall circumstances or condition in life (including everything that happens to you)

From this reading SENATOR HEFLIN Curses on the Luck.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading SENATOR HEFLIN Curses on the Luck.

PalmnounUS /pɑːm/

the inner surface of the hand from the wrist to the base of the fingers

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

PrincipalnounUS /ˈprɪnsəpəl/

the original amount of a debt on which interest is calculated

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

referredverbUS /rəˈfɜːrd/

inflected form of “refer” — make reference to

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

SenatornounUS /ˈsenətər/

a member of a senate

From this reading BENNETT Why, Senator Curtis.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading I thought it was Coolidge.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading BENNETT Why, Senator Curtis.

wiresnounUS /ˈwaɪərz/

plural of “wire” — ligament made of metal and used to fasten things or make cages or fences etc

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Now Mr. Bennett who was it that you referred to as the Principal in those wires to Palm Beach?

Chapter 5 of The Illiterate Digest by Will Rogers holds 446 sentences, grouped into 90 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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