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The Inimitable Jeeves

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Inimitable Jeeves is here in full — 234 sentences across 47 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.
I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.
You can’t make it too placid for me.
Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.
That is why the jar, when it came, was such a particularly nasty jar.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Inimitable Jeeves

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Inimitable Jeeves is here in full — 234 sentences across 47 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/46 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.
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I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.
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You can’t make it too placid for me.
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Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.
/ɡɪv miː ˈreɡjələr miːlz ə ɡʊd ʃoʊ wɪð ˈdiːsənt ˈmjuːzɪk ˈevəri naʊ ənd ðen ənd wʌn ɔːr tuː pælz tuː ˈtɑːtər raʊnd wɪð ənd aɪ æsk noʊ mɔːr/
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That is why the jar, when it came, was such a particularly nasty jar.
/ðæt ɪz waɪ ðə dʒɑːr wen ɪt keɪm wɑːz sʌtʃ ə ˌpɑːrˈtɪkjələrli ˈnæsti dʒɑːr/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

depressed adjective US /dɪˈprest/

lower than previously

From this reading “I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.”

happening noun US /ˈhæpənɪŋ/

an event that happens

From this reading “I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.”

jar verb US /dʒɑːr/

be incompatible; be or come into conflict

From this reading “That is why the jar, when it came, was such a particularly nasty jar.”

meals noun US /miːlz/

plural of “meal” — the food served and eaten at one time

From this reading “Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.”

nasty adjective US /ˈnæsti/

offensive or even (of persons) malicious

From this reading “That is why the jar, when it came, was such a particularly nasty jar.”

pals noun US /pælz/

plural of “pal” — a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading “Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.”

placid adjective US /ˈplæsəd/

(of a body of water) free from disturbance by heavy waves

From this reading “You can’t make it too placid for me.”

totter verb US /ˈtɑːtər/

move without being stable, as if threatening to fall

From this reading “Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

regular meals adjective + noun counted as “regular meal”

In this reading “Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

aren't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

askverbUS /æsk/

make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading That is why the jar, when it came, was such a particularly nasty jar.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You can’t make it too placid for me.

decentadjectiveUS /ˈdiːsənt/

socially or conventionally correct; refined or virtuous

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

depressedadjectiveUS /dɪˈprest/

lower than previously

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

fellowsnounUS /ˈfeloʊz/

plural of “fellow” — a boy or man

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading You can’t make it too placid for me.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

GiveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

happeningnounUS /ˈhæpənɪŋ/

an event that happens

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

ISauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading You can’t make it too placid for me.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

jarverbUS /dʒɑːr/

be incompatible; be or come into conflict

From this reading That is why the jar, when it came, was such a particularly nasty jar.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading You can’t make it too placid for me.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading You can’t make it too placid for me.

mealsnounUS /miːlz/

plural of “meal” — the food served and eaten at one time

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

musicnounUS /ˈmjuːzɪk/

an artistic form of auditory communication incorporating instrumental or vocal tones in a structured and continuous manner

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

nastyadjectiveUS /ˈnæsti/

offensive or even (of persons) malicious

From this reading That is why the jar, when it came, was such a particularly nasty jar.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

palsnounUS /pælz/

plural of “pal” — a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

particularlyadverbUS /ˌpɑːrˈtɪkjələrli/

to a distinctly greater extent or degree than is common

From this reading That is why the jar, when it came, was such a particularly nasty jar.

placidadjectiveUS /ˈplæsəd/

(of a body of water) free from disturbance by heavy waves

From this reading You can’t make it too placid for me.

PRIDEnounUS /praɪd/

a feeling of self-respect and personal worth

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

quietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

regularadjectiveUS /ˈreɡjələr/

in accordance with fixed order or procedure or principle

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

restlessadjectiveUS /ˈrestləs/

worried and uneasy

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading That is why the jar, when it came, was such a particularly nasty jar.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading That is why the jar, when it came, was such a particularly nasty jar.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

there's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading You can’t make it too placid for me.

totterverbUS /ˈtɑːtər/

move without being stable, as if threatening to fall

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading That is why the jar, when it came, was such a particularly nasty jar.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading That is why the jar, when it came, was such a particularly nasty jar.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening to them all the time.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading That is why the jar, when it came, was such a particularly nasty jar.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Give me regular meals, a good show with decent music every now and then, and one or two pals to totter round with, and I ask no more.

WOOSTERS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

WOUNDEDnounUS /ˈwuːndɪd/

people who are wounded

From this reading THE PRIDE OF THE WOOSTERS IS WOUNDED If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You can’t make it too placid for me.

Chapter 5 of The Inimitable Jeeves by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 234 sentences, grouped into 47 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 5 of The Inimitable Jeeves contain?

Chapter 5 holds 234 sentences of The Inimitable Jeeves, unabridged, divided into 47 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 5 of The Inimitable Jeeves by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 234 sentences, grouped into 47 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 5 of The Inimitable Jeeves?

Work through the 47 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 47 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 5 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 5 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Either
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Bertie
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Wooster
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Friends
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