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The Inventions of the Idiot

Chapter III

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"I did want it," said Mr. Whitechoker.
"But I did not know that I sighed."
"There you are," said the Idiot.
"It is the Philosophy of the Unconscious again.
If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Inventions of the Idiot

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of The Inventions of the Idiot is here in full — 487 sentences across 98 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/97 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"I did want it," said Mr. Whitechoker.
Line 2
"But I did not know that I sighed."
/bʌt aɪ dɪd nɑːt noʊ ðæt aɪ saɪd/
Line 3
"There you are," said the Idiot.
/ðer juː ɑːr sed ðə ˈɪdiːət/
Line 4
"It is the Philosophy of the Unconscious again.
/ɪt ɪz ðə fɪˈlɑː.sə.fi ʌv ðə ˌʌnˈkɑːnʃəs əˈɡen/
Line 5
If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

actual adjective US /ˈæktʃəwəl/

presently existing in fact and not merely potential or possible

From this reading “If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"”

conscious adjective US /ˈkɑːnʃəs/

intentionally conceived

From this reading “If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"”

Idiot noun US /ˈɪdiːət/

a person of subnormal intelligence

From this reading “"There you are," said the Idiot.”

motive noun US /ˈmoʊtɪv/

the psychological feature that arouses an organism to action toward a desired goal; the reason for the action; that which gives purpose and direction to behavior

From this reading “If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"”

Philosophy noun US /fɪˈlɑː.sə.fi/

The study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence. (Triết học, đạo lý nhân sinh.)

From this reading “"It is the Philosophy of the Unconscious again.”

sighed verb US /saɪd/

past form of “sigh” — heave or utter a sigh; breathe deeply and heavily

From this reading “"But I did not know that I sighed."”

subtle adjective US /ˈsʌtəl/

difficult to detect or grasp by the mind or analyze

From this reading “If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"”

unconscious adjective US /ˌʌnˈkɑːnʃəs/

not conscious; lacking awareness and the capacity for sensory perception as if asleep or dead

From this reading “"It is the Philosophy of the Unconscious again.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

actualadjectiveUS /ˈæktʃəwəl/

presently existing in fact and not merely potential or possible

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading "It is the Philosophy of the Unconscious again.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "There you are," said the Idiot.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "But I did not know that I sighed."

consciousadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːnʃəs/

intentionally conceived

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading "I did want it," said Mr. Whitechoker.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I did want it," said Mr. Whitechoker.

IdiotnounUS /ˈɪdiːət/

a person of subnormal intelligence

From this reading "There you are," said the Idiot.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "It is the Philosophy of the Unconscious again.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "I did want it," said Mr. Whitechoker.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "But I did not know that I sighed."

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

motivenounUS /ˈmoʊtɪv/

the psychological feature that arouses an organism to action toward a desired goal; the reason for the action; that which gives purpose and direction to behavior

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "I did want it," said Mr. Whitechoker.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "But I did not know that I sighed."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "It is the Philosophy of the Unconscious again.

PhilosophynounUS /fɪˈlɑː.sə.fi/

The study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence. (Triết học, đạo lý nhân sinh.)

From this reading "It is the Philosophy of the Unconscious again.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "I did want it," said Mr. Whitechoker.

sighverbUS /saɪ/

heave or utter a sigh; breathe deeply and heavily

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

sighedverbUS /saɪd/

past form of “sigh” — heave or utter a sigh; breathe deeply and heavily

From this reading "But I did not know that I sighed."

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

subtleadjectiveUS /ˈsʌtəl/

difficult to detect or grasp by the mind or analyze

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "But I did not know that I sighed."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "There you are," said the Idiot.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading "There you are," said the Idiot.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading If you are not conscious of so actual a thing as a sigh, how much the more unconscious must you be of something so subtle as motive?"

UnconsciousadjectiveUS /ˌʌnˈkɑːnʃəs/

not conscious; lacking awareness and the capacity for sensory perception as if asleep or dead

From this reading "It is the Philosophy of the Unconscious again.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading "I did want it," said Mr. Whitechoker.

Whitechoker

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I did want it," said Mr. Whitechoker.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "There you are," said the Idiot.

Chapter 3 of The Inventions of the Idiot by John Kendrick Bangs holds 487 sentences, grouped into 98 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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