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The Jest Book The Choicest Anecdotes

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

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A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.
He answered, that it was _a sign_ he was drunk.
DCCIV.--FALSE QUANTITIES.
A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.
DCCV.--NOT TRUE.
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The Jest Book The Choicest Anecdotes

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of The Jest Book The Choicest Anecdotes is here in full — 486 sentences across 98 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/97 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.
/ə ˈdrʌŋkən ˈfeloʊ ˈkʌmɪŋ baɪ ə ʃɑːp æskt æn əˈprentəs bɔɪ wʌt ðə saɪn wɑːz/
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He answered, that it was _a sign_ he was drunk.
/hiː ˈænsərd ðæt ɪt wɑːz ə saɪn hiː wɑːz drʌŋk/
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DCCIV.--FALSE QUANTITIES.
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A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.
/ə jʌŋ mæn huː ɑːn ə ˈpʌblɪk əˈkeɪʒən meɪks ə fɔːls ˈkwɑːntəti æt ðə ˈaʊtset ʌv laɪf kæn ˈseldəm ɔːr ˈnevər ɡet ˈoʊvər ɪt/
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DCCV.--NOT TRUE.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

apprentice noun US /əˈprentəs/

works for an expert to learn a trade

From this reading “A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.”

drunk adjective US /drʌŋk/

stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)

From this reading “He answered, that it was _a sign_ he was drunk.”

drunken adjective US /ˈdrʌŋkən/

given to or marked by the consumption of alcohol

From this reading “A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.”

outset noun US /ˈaʊtset/

the time at which something is supposed to begin

From this reading “A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.”

quantities noun US /ˈkwɑːntətiz/

plural of “quantity” — how much there is or how many there are of something that you can quantify

From this reading “DCCIV.--FALSE QUANTITIES.”

quantity noun US /ˈkwɑːntəti/

how much there is or how many there are of something that you can quantify

From this reading “A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.”

seldom adverb US /ˈseldəm/

not often

From this reading “A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.”

shop verb US /ʃɑːp/

do one's shopping

From this reading “A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.

answeredverbUS /ˈænsərd/

past form of “answer” — react verbally

From this reading He answered, that it was _a sign_ he was drunk.

apprenticenounUS /əˈprentəs/

works for an expert to learn a trade

From this reading A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

comingnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋ/

the act of drawing spatially closer to something

From this reading A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.

DCCIV

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DCCIV.--FALSE QUANTITIES.

DCCV

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DCCV.--NOT TRUE.

drunkadjectiveUS /drʌŋk/

stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)

From this reading He answered, that it was _a sign_ he was drunk.

DRUNKENadjectiveUS /ˈdrʌŋkən/

given to or marked by the consumption of alcohol

From this reading A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.

FALSEadjectiveUS /fɔːls/

not in accordance with the fact or reality or actuality

From this reading DCCIV.--FALSE QUANTITIES.

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He answered, that it was _a sign_ he was drunk.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He answered, that it was _a sign_ he was drunk.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

NOTadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading DCCV.--NOT TRUE.

occasionnounUS /əˈkeɪʒən/

an event that occurs at a critical time

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

outsetnounUS /ˈaʊtset/

the time at which something is supposed to begin

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

QUANTITIESnounUS /ˈkwɑːntətiz/

plural of “quantity” — how much there is or how many there are of something that you can quantify

From this reading DCCIV.--FALSE QUANTITIES.

quantitynounUS /ˈkwɑːntəti/

how much there is or how many there are of something that you can quantify

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

seldomadverbUS /ˈseldəm/

not often

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

shopverbUS /ʃɑːp/

do one's shopping

From this reading A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.

signnounUS /saɪn/

a perceptible indication of something not immediately apparent (as a visible clue that something has happened)

From this reading A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading He answered, that it was _a sign_ he was drunk.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.

TRUEadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading DCCV.--NOT TRUE.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading A DRUNKEN fellow coming by a shop, asked an apprentice boy what the sign was.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

YOUNGadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading A YOUNG man who, on a public occasion, makes a false quantity at the outset of life, can seldom or never get over it.

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