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Chapter XI · Chapter 11

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MCDXIX.--AN EXPENSIVE TRIP.
IRISH Johnstone, the comedian, was known to be rather parsimonious.
On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.
Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.
"I don't know," replied Curran; "but probably a _fortnight_."
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The Jest Book The Choicest Anecdotes

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

Chapter 11 of The Jest Book The Choicest Anecdotes is here in full — 494 sentences across 99 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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MCDXIX.--AN EXPENSIVE TRIP.
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IRISH Johnstone, the comedian, was known to be rather parsimonious.
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On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.
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Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.
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"I don't know," replied Curran; "but probably a _fortnight_."

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acquaintances noun US /əˈkweɪntənsɪz/

plural of “acquaintance” — personal knowledge or information about someone or something

From this reading “On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.”

comedian noun US /kəˈmiːdiən/

a professional performer who tells jokes and performs comical acts

From this reading “IRISH Johnstone, the comedian, was known to be rather parsimonious.”

Dublin noun US /ˈdʌblɪn/

capital and largest city and major port of the Irish Republic

From this reading “On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.”

expenses noun US /ɪkˈspensəz/

plural of “expense” — amounts paid for goods and services that may be currently tax deductible (as opposed to capital expenditures)

expensive adjective US /ɪkˈspensɪv/

high in price or charging high prices

From this reading “MCDXIX.--AN EXPENSIVE TRIP.”

parsimonious adjective US /ˌpɑːrsəˈmoʊniəs/

excessively unwilling to spend

From this reading “IRISH Johnstone, the comedian, was known to be rather parsimonious.”

professional adjective US /prəˈfeʃənəl/

engaged in a profession or engaging in as a profession or means of livelihood

From this reading “On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.”

Rolls noun US /roʊlz/

plural of “roll” — rotary motion of an object around its own axis

From this reading “Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "I don't know," replied Curran; "but probably a _fortnight_."

acquaintancesnounUS /əˈkweɪntənsɪz/

plural of “acquaintance” — personal knowledge or information about someone or something

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

afterwardsadverbUS /ˈæftərwərdz/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

ANdeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading MCDXIX.--AN EXPENSIVE TRIP.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading IRISH Johnstone, the comedian, was known to be rather parsimonious.

billeted

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From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "I don't know," replied Curran; "but probably a _fortnight_."

capitalnounUS /ˈkæpətəl/

assets available for use in the production of further assets

From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

comediannounUS /kəˈmiːdiən/

a professional performer who tells jokes and performs comical acts

From this reading IRISH Johnstone, the comedian, was known to be rather parsimonious.

Curran

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From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

don't

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From this reading "I don't know," replied Curran; "but probably a _fortnight_."

DublinnounUS /ˈdʌblɪn/

capital and largest city and major port of the Irish Republic

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

duringprepositionUS /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

ex-Master

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From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

expensesnounUS /ɪkˈspensəz/

plural of “expense” — amounts paid for goods and services that may be currently tax deductible (as opposed to capital expenditures)

From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

EXPENSIVEadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspensɪv/

high in price or charging high prices

From this reading MCDXIX.--AN EXPENSIVE TRIP.

fortnightnounUS /ˈfɔːrtnaɪt/

a period of fourteen consecutive days

From this reading "I don't know," replied Curran; "but probably a _fortnight_."

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I don't know," replied Curran; "but probably a _fortnight_."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

IRISHnounUS /ˈaɪrɪʃ/

people of Ireland or of Irish extraction

From this reading IRISH Johnstone, the comedian, was known to be rather parsimonious.

Johnstone

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading IRISH Johnstone, the comedian, was known to be rather parsimonious.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "I don't know," replied Curran; "but probably a _fortnight_."

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading IRISH Johnstone, the comedian, was known to be rather parsimonious.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

MCDXIX

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MCDXIX.--AN EXPENSIVE TRIP.

MeetingnounUS /ˈmiːtɪŋ/

a formally arranged gathering

From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

parsimoniousadjectiveUS /ˌpɑːrsəˈmoʊniəs/

excessively unwilling to spend

From this reading IRISH Johnstone, the comedian, was known to be rather parsimonious.

probablyadverbUS /ˈprɑːbəbliː/

with considerable certainty; without much doubt

From this reading "I don't know," replied Curran; "but probably a _fortnight_."

professionaladjectiveUS /prəˈfeʃənəl/

engaged in a profession or engaging in as a profession or means of livelihood

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading IRISH Johnstone, the comedian, was known to be rather parsimonious.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "I don't know," replied Curran; "but probably a _fortnight_."

RollsnounUS /roʊlz/

plural of “roll” — rotary motion of an object around its own axis

From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

spentadjectiveUS /spent/

depleted of energy, force, or strength

From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

supposedadjectiveUS /səˈpoʊzd/

required or under orders

From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

talkingnounUS /ˈtɔːkɪŋ/

an exchange of ideas via conversation

From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading IRISH Johnstone, the comedian, was known to be rather parsimonious.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading IRISH Johnstone, the comedian, was known to be rather parsimonious.

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

TRIPnounUS /trɪp/

a journey for some purpose (usually including the return)

From this reading MCDXIX.--AN EXPENSIVE TRIP.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

visitsnounUS /ˈvɪzɪts/

plural of “visit” — the act of going to see some person or place or thing for a short time

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading IRISH Johnstone, the comedian, was known to be rather parsimonious.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Meeting Curran afterwards in London, and talking of his _great expenses_, he asked the ex-Master of the Rolls what he supposed he spent in the Irish capital during his last trip.

wontnounUS /woʊnt/

an established custom

From this reading On one of his professional visits to Dublin, he billeted himself (as was his wont) upon all his acquaintances in town.

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