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The Joys of Being a Woman, and Other Papers
The Joys of Being a Woman, and Other Papers

Chapter I

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THE JOYS OF BEING A WOMAN.
THE OLD DILLER PLACE.
Illustrated.
THE BOY-EDITOR.
Illustrated.
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The Joys of Being a Woman, and Other Papers

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Joys of Being a Woman, and Other Papers is here in full — 394 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE JOYS OF BEING A WOMAN.
/ðə dʒɔɪz ʌv ˈbiːɪŋ ə ˈwʊmən/
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THE OLD DILLER PLACE.
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Illustrated.
/ˈɪləstreɪtəd/
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THE BOY-EDITOR.
Line 5
Illustrated.
/ˈɪləstreɪtəd/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

being auxiliary verb US /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading “THE JOYS OF BEING A WOMAN.”

Illustrated verb US /ˈɪləstreɪtəd/

past form of “illustrate” — clarify by giving an example of

From this reading “Illustrated.”

joys noun US /dʒɔɪz/

plural of “joy” — the emotion of great happiness

From this reading “THE JOYS OF BEING A WOMAN.”

old adjective US /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading “THE OLD DILLER PLACE.”

place noun US /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading “THE OLD DILLER PLACE.”

woman noun US /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading “THE JOYS OF BEING A WOMAN.”

All words in this reading · 11

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE JOYS OF BEING A WOMAN.

BEINGauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading THE JOYS OF BEING A WOMAN.

BOY-EDITOR

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE BOY-EDITOR.

DILLER

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE OLD DILLER PLACE.

IllustratedverbUS /ˈɪləstreɪtəd/

past form of “illustrate” — clarify by giving an example of

From this reading Illustrated.

JOYSnounUS /dʒɔɪz/

plural of “joy” — the emotion of great happiness

From this reading THE JOYS OF BEING A WOMAN.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE JOYS OF BEING A WOMAN.

OLDadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading THE OLD DILLER PLACE.

PLACEnounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading THE OLD DILLER PLACE.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE JOYS OF BEING A WOMAN.

WOMANnounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading THE JOYS OF BEING A WOMAN.

Chapter 1 of The Joys of Being a Woman, and Other Papers by Winifred Margaretta Kirkland holds 394 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of The Joys of Being a Woman, and Other Papers contain?

Chapter 1 holds 394 sentences of The Joys of Being a Woman, and Other Papers, unabridged, divided into 79 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in The Joys of Being a Woman, and Other Papers

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Joys of Being a Woman, and Other Papers, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Being
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Joys of Being a Woman, and Other Papers; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Woman
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Joys of Being a Woman, and Other Papers; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Diller
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Place
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Joys of Being a Woman, and Other Papers; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.