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The Land of Afternoon: A Satire
The Land of Afternoon: A Satire

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of The Land of Afternoon: A Satire is here in full — 303 sentences across 61 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“It isn’t the thing, my dear!”
Or, “It’s quite the thing, you know!”
The thing!
THE THING!
What on earth did it mean?
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Land of Afternoon: A Satire

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of The Land of Afternoon: A Satire is here in full — 303 sentences across 61 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/60 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“It isn’t the thing, my dear!”
Line 2
Or, “It’s quite the thing, you know!”
Line 3
The thing!
/ðə θɪŋ/
Line 4
THE THING!
/ðə θɪŋ/
Line 5
What on earth did it mean?
/wʌt ɑːn ɜːrθ dɪd ɪt miːn/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

dear adjective US /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading ““It isn’t the thing, my dear!””

earth noun US /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading “What on earth did it mean?”

know verb US /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading “Or, “It’s quite the thing, you know!””

mean verb US /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading “What on earth did it mean?”

quite adverb US /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading “Or, “It’s quite the thing, you know!””

thing noun US /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading ““It isn’t the thing, my dear!””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

on earth preposition + noun

used with question words to convey surprise

In this reading “What on earth did it mean?”

All words in this reading · 16

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading “It isn’t the thing, my dear!”

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading What on earth did it mean?

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading What on earth did it mean?

isn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “It isn’t the thing, my dear!”

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “It isn’t the thing, my dear!”

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Or, “It’s quite the thing, you know!”

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Or, “It’s quite the thing, you know!”

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading What on earth did it mean?

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “It isn’t the thing, my dear!”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading What on earth did it mean?

OrconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Or, “It’s quite the thing, you know!”

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading Or, “It’s quite the thing, you know!”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “It isn’t the thing, my dear!”

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading “It isn’t the thing, my dear!”

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What on earth did it mean?

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Or, “It’s quite the thing, you know!”

Chapter 6 of The Land of Afternoon: A Satire by Gilbert Knox holds 303 sentences, grouped into 61 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 6 of The Land of Afternoon: A Satire contain?

Chapter 6 holds 303 sentences of The Land of Afternoon: A Satire, unabridged, divided into 61 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 6 of The Land of Afternoon: A Satire by Gilbert Knox exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 303 sentences, grouped into 61 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 6 of The Land of Afternoon: A Satire?

Work through the 61 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 61 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 6 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 6 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Is this the complete text of The Land of Afternoon: A Satire?

Yes. All 5917 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #65560 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #65560, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Land of Afternoon: A Satire take to read?

About 493 minutes of reading across 1184 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The Land of Afternoon: A Satire

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Land of Afternoon: A Satire, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Afternoon
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Land of Afternoon: A Satire; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Gilbert
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Three
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Land of Afternoon: A Satire; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Conquered
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Land of Afternoon: A Satire; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.