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The Last Laugh

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Last Laugh is here in full — 681 sentences across 137 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_The visitor from Mars was a first-rate howl.
Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.
Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.
Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.
Signs floated everywhere.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Last Laugh

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Last Laugh is here in full — 681 sentences across 137 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/136 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_The visitor from Mars was a first-rate howl.
/ðə ˈvɪzɪtər frʌm mɑːrz wɑːz ə ˌfɜːrˈstreɪt haʊl/
Line 2
Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.
Line 3
Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.
Line 4
Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.
/kənˈfeti snoʊ ˈdrɪftəd ɪn ˈkʌlərfəl stɔːrm waɪld ˈfeɪsəz ʃoʊn θruː drɪfts ʌv ˈspaɪrəlɪŋ ˈstriːmərz/
Line 5
Signs floated everywhere.
/saɪnz ˈfloʊtəd ˈevriwer/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

canyons noun US /ˈkænjənz/

plural of “canyon” — a ravine formed by a river in an area with little rainfall

From this reading “Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.”

clowns noun US /klaʊnz/

plural of “clown” — a rude or vulgar fool

From this reading “Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.”

colorful adjective US /ˈkʌlərfəl/

having much or varied color

From this reading “Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.”

Confetti noun US /kənˈfeti/

small pieces or streamers of colored paper that are thrown around on festive occasions (as at a wedding)

From this reading “Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.”

drifts noun US /drɪfts/

plural of “drift” — a force that moves something along

From this reading “Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.”

scarred adjective US /skɑːrd/

deeply affected or marked by mental or physical pain or injury

From this reading “Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.”

spiraling adjective US /ˈspaɪrəlɪŋ/

in the shape of a coil

From this reading “Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.”

streamers noun US /ˈstriːmərz/

plural of “streamer” — light that streams

From this reading “Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

shone through verb + particle counted as “shine through”

In this reading “Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.”

on Earth preposition + noun

used with question words to convey surprise

In this reading “Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.”

too short adverb + adjective

In this reading “Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _The visitor from Mars was a first-rate howl.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

Buffoonerynoun

acting like a clown or buffoon

From this reading Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

canyonsnounUS /ˈkænjənz/

plural of “canyon” — a ravine formed by a river in an area with little rainfall

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

citizensnounUS /ˈsɪtəzənz/

plural of “citizen” — a native or naturalized member of a state or other political community

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

CitynounUS /ˈsɪti/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

clownsnounUS /klaʊnz/

plural of “clown” — a rude or vulgar fool

From this reading Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.

colorfuladjectiveUS /ˈkʌlərfəl/

having much or varied color

From this reading Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.

ConfettinounUS /kənˈfeti/

small pieces or streamers of colored paper that are thrown around on festive occasions (as at a wedding)

From this reading Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.

crazily-cheering

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

distancenounUS /ˈdɪstəns/

the property created by the space between two objects or points

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

driftedverbUS /ˈdrɪftəd/

past form of “drift” — be in motion due to some air or water current

From this reading Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.

driftsnounUS /drɪfts/

plural of “drift” — a force that moves something along

From this reading Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.

EarthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

Earthmen

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.

endowedadjectiveUS /enˈdaʊd/

provided or supplied or equipped with (especially as by inheritance or nature)

From this reading Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

everywhereadverbUS /ˈevriwer/

to or in any or all places

From this reading Signs floated everywhere.

facesnounUS /ˈfeɪsəz/

plural of “face” — the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.

first-rateadjectiveUS /ˌfɜːrˈstreɪt/

of the highest quality

From this reading _The visitor from Mars was a first-rate howl.

floatedverbUS /ˈfloʊtəd/

past form of “float” — be in motion due to some air or water current

From this reading Signs floated everywhere.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading _The visitor from Mars was a first-rate howl.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

GardennounUS /ˈɡɑːrdən/

a plot of ground where plants are cultivated

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

greatestadjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtəst/

highest in quality

From this reading Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.

historynounUS /ˈhɪstəri/

the aggregate of past events

From this reading Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.

howlverbUS /haʊl/

emit long loud cries

From this reading _The visitor from Mars was a first-rate howl.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.

jam-packedadjective

extremely crowed or filled to capacity

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

MadisonnounUS /ˈmædəsən/

4th President of the United States; member of the Continental Congress and rapporteur at the Constitutional Convention in 1776; helped frame the Bill of Rights (1751-1836)

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

MarsnounUS /mɑːrz/

a small reddish planet that is the 4th from the sun and is periodically visible to the naked eye; minerals rich in iron cover its surface and are responsible for its characteristic color

From this reading _The visitor from Mars was a first-rate howl.

millionsnounUS /ˈmɪljənz/

plural of “million” — the number that is represented as a one followed by 6 zeros

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

nationnounUS /ˈneɪʃən/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

NationsnounUS /ˈneɪʃənz/

plural of “nation” — a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.

OftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

qualitiesnounUS /ˈkwɑːlətiz/

plural of “quality” — an essential and distinguishing attribute of something or someone

From this reading Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.

reckonedverbUS /ˈrekənd/

past form of “reckon” — expect, believe, or suppose

From this reading Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.

rocketnounUS /ˈrɑːkət/

any vehicle self-propelled by a rocket engine

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

rolledadjectiveUS /roʊld/

especially of petals or leaves in bud; having margins rolled inward

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

scarredadjectiveUS /skɑːrd/

deeply affected or marked by mental or physical pain or injury

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

shoneverbUS /ʃoʊn/

inflected form of “shine” — be bright by reflecting or casting light

From this reading Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

SignsnounUS /saɪnz/

plural of “sign” — a perceptible indication of something not immediately apparent (as a visible clue that something has happened)

From this reading Signs floated everywhere.

snownounUS /snoʊ/

precipitation falling from clouds in the form of ice crystals

From this reading Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.

spiralingadjectiveUS /ˈspaɪrəlɪŋ/

in the shape of a coil

From this reading Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.

SquareverbUS /skwer/

make square

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

stormverbUS /stɔːrm/

behave violently, as if in state of a great anger

From this reading Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.

streamersnounUS /ˈstriːmərz/

plural of “streamer” — light that streams

From this reading Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.

streetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

terrornounUS /ˈterər/

an overwhelming feeling of fear and anxiety

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _The visitor from Mars was a first-rate howl.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

towardprepositionUS /təˈwɔːrd/

in the direction of

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

UnitedadjectiveUS /juːˈnaɪtɪd/

characterized by unity; being or joined into a single entity

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

visitornounUS /ˈvɪzɪtər/

someone who visits

From this reading _The visitor from Mars was a first-rate howl.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _The visitor from Mars was a first-rate howl.

wheeledadjectiveUS /wiːld/

having wheels; often used in combination

From this reading Often though, the distance between humor and terror can be too short to be funny._ The scarred rocket rolled down street canyons away from United Nations City, wheeled toward Madison Square Garden between jam-packed, crazily-cheering millions of citizens from every nation on Earth.

wildadjectiveUS /waɪld/

marked by extreme lack of restraint or control

From this reading Confetti snow drifted in colorful storm, wild faces shone through drifts of spiraling streamers.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Earthmen reckoned he was endowed with all the qualities of all the greatest clowns in the history of Buffoonery.

Chapter 1 of The Last Laugh by Bryce Walton holds 681 sentences, grouped into 137 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in The Last Laugh

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Visitor
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Last Laugh; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
First-rate
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Earthmen
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Reckoned
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